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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 20, 2012 7:16:32 GMT -8
'The Hatfields and The McCoys' mini series staring Kevin Costner and Bill Paxton starts next Monday. Sweet!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 20, 2012 6:56:02 GMT -8
THE WEENIE COMETH! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU TWO RASCALS!!!!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 19, 2012 22:52:13 GMT -8
And then they built the super collider. BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 19, 2012 22:40:34 GMT -8
Here's a joke I just heard (for all you drunk people out there! You know who are!)
A man commits suicide and arrives at the gates of heaven (cuz we were talking about the gates of Sasquatch) and is surprised to see that he has arrived to Heaven. God can see his surprise and asks, "You are surprised to be here?". The man says, "Yes I am. I thought people who killed themselves were not welcomed into Heaven". God says to him, "Nonsense! All of my children are welcomed to my kingdom. I understand the reasons behind wanting to commit suicide and have no negative judgement toward you. In fact I had considered taking my own life at one point".
The man says, "What stopped you? Were you frightened by something?".
God says, "Yes. What if this is all there is?"
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 19, 2012 22:30:14 GMT -8
Well, welcome to you too! I wish I were drunk. Especially since I have just arrived at the welcoming gates of Sasquatch!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 19, 2012 22:28:42 GMT -8
Season 3 of Workaholics starts May 29th! Hey, if you gotta get yer derp on, might as well get it on to this.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 19, 2012 22:27:08 GMT -8
Country music is awesome and probably informs some of your favorite music.
Also, WHAT UP RO!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 19, 2012 11:05:11 GMT -8
Rhinestones on top of rhinestones.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 19, 2012 10:45:37 GMT -8
The only eskimos I want to mash my vag with is Eskimo Pie. See y'all in 2013! Ro didn't you read the fine print? Once you've posted over 200 posts you are obligated to show up and party your ass off with us. Expect the Sasquatch Party Police to be breaking down your door Friday to haul you down to the Gorge to get yer boogie on if you haven't shown up by Thursday. Wait 'till you get a load of the Sasquatch Party Police's uniforms. Even better than you are imagining.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 19, 2012 10:37:11 GMT -8
I see you've posted words Fox, but all I think about is, "Take a look at these hands. TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS!".
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 19, 2012 10:22:17 GMT -8
I think 'Kish Kash' and 'Crazy Itch Radio' are some eclectic dance pop masterpieces that are incredibly underrated. I've seen them live with the entire band a few times, 'Rooty' is great and you can never deny the dub boogie of "Superstylin'", but I love how experimental in a "pop" sense those other two albums are. Superstylin' was Groove Armada, not Basement Jaxx... Duh! Whoops, I knew that too. Still a rad song. 'Love Box' is also a great sexy house album you've got going on there.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 19, 2012 10:19:06 GMT -8
I think 'Kish Kash' and 'Crazy Itch Radio' are some eclectic dance pop masterpieces that are incredibly underrated. I've seen them live with the entire band a few times, 'Rooty' is great and you can never deny the dub boogie of "Superstylin'", but I love how experimental in a "pop" sense those other two albums are.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 19, 2012 10:10:17 GMT -8
Primal Scream - Screamadelica While driving around on a sunny day. Oh fuck yeah!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 19, 2012 10:07:10 GMT -8
I really need to sit down and give the Jaxx a proper try one of these days. They're so highly praised by everyone, yet everything I've heard from them turns me off. What's a good starting point, J-Dawg? KISH KASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Test the waters with this one Pea. It's a jam!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 18, 2012 15:24:36 GMT -8
The orange one is longer. Ha! I kept reading this as "The orange one is no longer". As in no longer of this world. HOW DID YOUR COUCH DIE?
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 18, 2012 15:20:48 GMT -8
I'm actually happy to have a "I ate the Wedding Cake before the Wedding of two people I practically don't know" story.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 18, 2012 15:15:15 GMT -8
Yay wedding stories!
Never invite me to your wedding.
Here's the last two I went to. Me and another friend were invited to one of our best friend's sister's wedding. She moved far away a long time ago, but we'd all known each other from way back so we were there, but no body but her brother and Mom and Dad knew who the hell we were. Anyways, the night before the wedding everyone goes out and gets super wasted. Despite the copious amounts of alcohol we had, and did not need to pay for, we managed to have ourselves a very respectful and fun night. The bride and groom were staying at the Hotel their wedding was going to be at so we were shacked up in their apartment. We got there and the bride's brother passed out so me and my other friend raided the fridge, out of what I am sure was 'survival hunger' and feasted on dessert and sandwich meat. At around 7am the groom pops in the apartment and I can hear him yelling at the top of his lungs, "What in the FUCK!". Luckily I was in the guest room so my other friend on the couch was left to explain why the hell half of their homemade wedding cake (which they made together) was eaten. Believe me, this explanation of "Whoops. We accidentally ate it last night" coming from one complete stranger to another did not fly well. The groom lost his shit for 10 minutes straight, which included him throwing the cake on the ground and storming off. Since we were 6 hours away from home and the bride's brother's ride, we could not just do the decent thing and get the fuck outta there. Instead we wound up getting baking ingredients, busting out the Youtube and making a wedding cake. It was sort of surreal to watch all the pomp and circumstance at the ceremony revolve around a cake that 2 people who basically had no business being there in the first place made for them. Good times, lots of weird glares that night.
This past wedding my brother was a best man and needed to briefly return with his fiance from their year long trip around the world. They were in Egypt and flew home for a week specifically for this wedding. The wedding was 14 hours away so my brother went up early and his fiance caught a ride with myself, my other brother and some friends (it was a wedding for a guy who grew up on 'the block' with us, so it was almost like a family member). We were driving over two days and somehow got the bright idea to stop in this tiny little country town because they had a sign outside a bar that read, "CCR Cover Band Tonight!". We partied, and partied, and partied, and partied. We woke up and all felt like death. So breakfast sounded like a great idea and when we took a peak at the map it all looked a little tight for time, but entirely doable. Then once on the road we realized that although the distance looked doable... the never ending mountains and 80kph two lane highway was going to make us more than a tad bit late. We all wound up having to put our fancy clothes on in a Subway bathroom, a block from the ceremony, but alas got there an entire hour after the vows had been said. Whoops! My brother was not pleased. Nor was anybody. But by the end of the night everyone was good with us again... until my goddamn drunky little brother spilled the beans about us stopping to get slammered at a CCR Cover Band show the previous night.
I'm a groomsman in my brother's wedding this July and I am going to do everything in my power to get this one right.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 18, 2012 7:34:12 GMT -8
I bet the Dr. will give you steroid drops to put in your ears. I had a horrendous ear infection one time (both ears). Could barely walk due to loss of balance, had the worst cold symptoms I've ever experienced, excruciating pain in my ears, headaches, etc. 4 days later I was pretty much fine. My earaches are gone. But the ringing, the goddamn mother fucking ringing!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 18, 2012 7:32:24 GMT -8
I WANT ONE!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 18, 2012 7:29:03 GMT -8
Hey Davers, I left ya something in the Boarders Revealed Thread.
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