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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 23, 2012 6:19:19 GMT -8
Would you tell say Justin Vernon of Bon Iver to fuck off if he came around with an acoustic strapped to his back? Holy shit! I would especially tell that dude to fuck off. Just Justin and his guitar (especially his electric guitar) is not a pretty sight or sound.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 22, 2012 22:55:05 GMT -8
Back @ FD
You're still awesome!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 22, 2012 22:54:17 GMT -8
The Night Tripper!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 22, 2012 22:47:21 GMT -8
If Captain Ahab was an LSD lovin' hippie born in the late seventies he'd have found his intangible malignity tonight, and he would have gaped in awe and wonder... and loved it. LAME! If Captain Ahab was an LSD lovin' hippie born in the late seventies he'd have the hardest Moby Dick ever after that show!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 22, 2012 22:45:23 GMT -8
If Captain Ahab was an LSD lovin' hippie born in the late seventies he'd have found his intangible malignity tonight, and he would have gaped in awe and wonder... and loved it.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 22, 2012 22:37:00 GMT -8
You're all awesome!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 22, 2012 22:36:03 GMT -8
@ FD
You're awesome!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 22, 2012 22:32:32 GMT -8
FUCK YO' BEERS!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 22, 2012 22:19:22 GMT -8
BLEEP BLOOP.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 22, 2012 21:54:18 GMT -8
GUYS I CAN'T SLEEP. I AM LEAVING IN 6.5 HOURS. GODSPEED SISTER SOULY! MAY YOUR FESTIVAL EXPRESS OF A VEHI-KIEWL FIND YOU TO THE PROMISE LAND OF MUSIC, SANCTITY, BROTHERHOOD, SISTERHOOD, GRAMPAHOOD AND LORD YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M TALIKIN' ABOUT SOME GRAMMAHOOD!!!!! MAY YOU FIND YOUR WAY ACROSS THAT TREACHEROUS BORDER AND MAY YOUR INNER PEACE GUIDE YOUR ANGER WHEN YOU GET THAT STINK EYE. CUZ YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA GET A LITTLE STINK EYE. IN FACT, YOU'RE GONNA GET A LOT OF STINK EYE! IN FACT, IN FACT, SISTER SOULY, YOU MAY BE TEMPTED TO GET LOST FROM YOUR WAYWARD DIRECTION UNDER THE GAZE, THE SPELL, THE MEH-TAH-FORICLE THUMB OF THE EVIL STINK EYE! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT SISTER SOULY? fear not. I said FEAR NOT! FOR FEAR IS WHAT THE STINK EYE FEEDS UPON! FEAR IS WHAT THE STINK EYE WANTS FROM YOU! A STINK EYE KNOWS THE SMELL OF FEAR SO BAD THAT IT GETS ETERNALLY STINKY FROM SUCKING IN THAT SMELL! A STINK EYE WILL BREATH IN THAT FEAR, SNARL THAT FEAR UP ALL TWISTED AND QUIVERING AND EXHALE A THING ONLY THE DEVIL HIMSELF CAN GIVE A NAME! BUT THE DEVIL HAS NO HOLD ON YOU! THE DEVIL HAS NO HANDS ON YOU! HE CAN'T EVEN LOOK YOU STRAIGHT IN THE EYES. YOU KNOW WHY? I'LL TELL YOU WHY SISTER SOULY. THE DEVIL AT THE BORDER CROSSING MIGHT HAVE THE STINK EYE, HE MIGHT HAVE THE EVIL EYE, BUT YOU, CHILD OF SASQUATCH, HAVE GOT THE VIRTUOUS EYE! THAT'S RIGHT! THE VIRTUOUS EYE! SAY IT WITH ME NOW! AND WHAT YOU ARE THEN GOING TO TO DO IS TAKE ONE GOOD LOOK AT THAT DEVIL SQUARE IN THE FACE AND YOU ARE GOING TO SAY NOTHING. YOU JUST KEEP LOOKING SISTER SOULY. YOU LOOK AND YOU WILL SEE THAT THE GUIDING POWER OF THE SASQUATCH WILL NOT ALLOW EVIL TO TAMPER WITH YOUR MIND, WILL NOT ALLOW EVIL TO TAMPER WITH YOUR FOREIGN FRUITS AND VEGETABLES, WILL NOT ALLOW EVIL TO TAMPER WITH THAT HIDDEN SAWED OFF YOUR PARENTS GAVE YOU TO FEND OFF THE STARVING AMERICAN HOARDS OF THE RECESSION THAT THE CANADIAN MEDIA IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT, I SAID WILL NOT ALLOW EVIL TO TAMPER WITH YOUR DRUG STASH! THAT'S RIGHT YOUR DRUG STASH SHALL GO FREE, SISTER SOULY! THAT DEVIL IN THE EVIL EYE HOWEVER, HE WILL NOT GO FREE. YOUR EYE OF VIRTUE SHALL BURN HIM TO ASH AND SOOT, STOMP HIM DOWN UNDER YOUR BOOT, GET THAT DEVIL OUT OF YOUR LIFE, SEND AWAY HIS FEAR AND STRIFE, LET HIM KNOW THE WICKED SHALL FALL TO UNTOLD DISEASE AND THE SASQUATCH KIDS SHALL PARTY ON ECSTASIES! CAN I GET AN AHEM? CAN I GET AN AMEN! SASQUATCH BE WITH YOU SISTER SOULY AND ALL YOU OTHER SASQUATCH BROTHERS AND SISTERS. WE SHALL MEET AGAIN AT THE YELLOW OSTRICH AS IT HAS BEEN SAID AND AS IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN. PRAISE SASQUATCH!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 22, 2012 21:30:16 GMT -8
Right?
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 22, 2012 21:30:00 GMT -8
Drew will be peakin' in on Sasquatch from California.
CUZ OF TALL!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 22, 2012 21:26:29 GMT -8
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 22, 2012 21:25:13 GMT -8
Fox, I love how the cat is like, "What? Whatever, fuck this".
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 22, 2012 21:23:11 GMT -8
Most likely to push the button: Weenie
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 22, 2012 21:05:02 GMT -8
The Wall happened (happening).
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 22, 2012 20:59:22 GMT -8
That's a hell of a DDT by Doan,
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 22, 2012 20:56:50 GMT -8
Haha. Anytime some one says "button" or "the time has come" I always say "Push the button" in that distorted voice under my breath.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 22, 2012 20:55:31 GMT -8
Ray-eee-yaiiiin!!!!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 22, 2012 20:54:55 GMT -8
Give me Old E or give me death. Fig!
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