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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Mar 30, 2013 16:12:21 GMT -8
Rusty's current post count reminded me of this greatness from junior high!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Mar 29, 2013 9:04:35 GMT -8
Hey Friendly D, I put that Funk mixtape you made me last year into the stereo today, and it got me all fired up. That is all. Well you've gotta Funkifize. You gotta!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Mar 29, 2013 9:01:27 GMT -8
I'd plug Emmy Rossum, if ya catch my drift. Hoo boy! "Catch my drift" she says. Let me at least buy you a dinner first!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Mar 29, 2013 6:52:07 GMT -8
So, is that what's going to happen when I get married? Yes. You will get hilarious!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Mar 29, 2013 6:45:47 GMT -8
I told my wife the other day that the Sasquatch kids made an emoticon outta my face. Can you believe it I says to her! She tells me, "Sure I can. The only difference from your face and a period is that I can actually stand the cramps!". Boy I tells ya! But listen folks. I don't understand technology these days. Take my wife for example... no seriously take her, I don't want her! The thing about technology is that they trick you into buying a fancy new gadget that promises to make your life nice, easy and fulfill all of your pleasures but then 2 months later a new model comes along which is faster, better and more impressive than the one you just spent all that money on. Now you're left bitter and full of resentment as you stare at this outdated piece of garbage that even the homeless wouldn't touch. You know back in my day they used to just call this marriage! Boy I tells ya... Folks how is it that they can make an instruction manual that allows me to operate a machine which depends on receiving instantaneous contact from satellites in outer space while letting me simultaneously watch the newest picture shows, update my banking info, and buy a new car all while sitting in my home office but they can't make an instructional manual on how to get my wife to shut up! Boy I tells ya.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Mar 29, 2013 6:22:09 GMT -8
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Mar 29, 2013 5:56:18 GMT -8
I bet if he came to vancouver, I could work out how to get him a place to play here... And Victoria. I mean, I would try really hard... I shouldn't guarantee these things while drunk. THE KNIFE 2014!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Mar 26, 2013 10:45:59 GMT -8
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Mar 26, 2013 7:50:45 GMT -8
Free wild burger* with the birth of one or more babies! *with a purchase of another wild burger. *Twins count as one baby.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Mar 26, 2013 7:47:12 GMT -8
I seem to remember an old thread where people talked about their stereo systems and record players, but I can't find it now. If someone remembers where it is, can you please point me in its direction? "I bring this up because I have a Cat gif to share with you"
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Mar 26, 2013 7:41:48 GMT -8
FYI for anyone considering Wildhorse, they have 21 spots left right now, so get em while they're hot. Depending on what trimester the Wild Horse attendees are in it is entirely possible that at least 17 of these spots have been spoken for already. Drew also keeps forgetting to mention that while being a midwife is not a requirement of staying in Wild Horse it is encouraged. For those not familiar with bringing newborns into this world they do provide an easy "Delivering Babies For Dummies" chart upon entry that uses friendly layman's terminology such as "pull", "don't barf just quite yet, you've still got a job to do", and "goop".
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Feb 11, 2013 7:23:44 GMT -8
Steely Dan - Gaucho Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Feb 9, 2013 15:42:33 GMT -8
WHO ARE YOU?
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Feb 9, 2013 15:41:34 GMT -8
Bye Chad!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Feb 9, 2013 15:40:32 GMT -8
PRIMUS SUCKS!!!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Feb 9, 2013 14:13:50 GMT -8
Also, CHUD you are funny!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Feb 9, 2013 14:13:24 GMT -8
Me too. He's got to be one of the best drummers in music. He's also one of the best drummers in medicine.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Feb 9, 2013 14:00:06 GMT -8
Looks rad as fuck!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Feb 9, 2013 11:01:44 GMT -8
I like it!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Feb 9, 2013 10:15:44 GMT -8
Can that quote box be a black outline along with the text?
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