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Post by Whoopsie Goldberg on Nov 8, 2010 20:58:03 GMT -8
there's gotta be someone out there right? eh?
my main board is an earthwing belly racer with paris 195's and seismic blast wave 78mm's - it goes like the dickens. I've got a couple more cruiser boards, but I pretty much live for downhill. any other speed freaks?
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Post by Whoopsie Goldberg on Dec 11, 2010 10:25:53 GMT -8
you people suck
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Post by Horned Gramma on Dec 11, 2010 11:47:43 GMT -8
We suck because we DON'T longboard? You're one backwards muthafuck.
WHO HERE RIDES THE BUS? I catch the 33 if I need to get downtown in a hurry, but the 19 takes the Ross Island Bridge if I have time to enjoy the scenic route. I've got a couple more routes I use, but I pretty much live for getting where I need to go on time without monopolizing the whole damn sidewalk and looking like I should have just bought a regular damn skateboard.
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Post by Whoopsie Goldberg on Dec 11, 2010 14:51:46 GMT -8
yes you suck. riding the bus is boring.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Dec 12, 2010 10:35:08 GMT -8
Longboarding is for choads. Choads who don't care if they are regarded as choads.
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Post by Whoopsie Goldberg on Dec 12, 2010 13:00:14 GMT -8
alright I'm not gonna lie, I had to look the word choad up... and all I got from the definition, is that I have a really thick dick. and I'm gonna have to agree with you there.
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Post by Pea on Dec 12, 2010 13:44:03 GMT -8
lol oh boy...
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Post by wolfhat on Dec 12, 2010 19:06:29 GMT -8
I want to ride my bicycle...
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Post by Horned Gramma on Dec 13, 2010 7:58:52 GMT -8
A 'choad', justin, is one whose penis is thicker than it is long. Longboards, much like Ford F-150s, have traditionally been very useful in identifying these individuals.
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Post by Whoopsie Goldberg on Dec 13, 2010 10:03:55 GMT -8
i realize that, haha. that's why I was saying I only agree with the thickness part. and woah your good! I drive an F-150!!!!!
no just kidding.
im rubber your glue? uhh....
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Rusty
North American Scumfoot
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Post by Rusty on Dec 13, 2010 13:16:54 GMT -8
I drive a 1992 Subaru legacy LE, silver in colour(well silver and orangy/red if you include the cancerous rust)...that is what we are doing here, right? Describing our mode of transportation.
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Post by Lump on Dec 13, 2010 13:17:50 GMT -8
my girlfriend's bike like the mooching asshole i am
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Post by know ID yuh on Dec 13, 2010 18:29:52 GMT -8
I remember when this thread was started, and I thought I replied by saying I am a speed freak (not the drug), but I hate skateboards. I'll jump out of an airplane or bomb down a mountain on a bike before I longboard.
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Post by Whoopsie Goldberg on Dec 13, 2010 19:39:50 GMT -8
well thats pretty much in the same category. I love bombing bikes as well. Heey... you haven't zoobombed have you? I've never been to Portland, but that's one of my dreams. I bought a small bike off of a neighbor for like 20 bucks, and I've been turning it into a zoobomber.
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Post by know ID yuh on Dec 13, 2010 19:50:15 GMT -8
No, I used to think the zoo bombing would be the definition of epic, but really, I'm not a hipster. I wouldn't know how to dress for the occasion.
I am afraid of pavement, and cars. If I'm going to die on a bike, it is going to be on dirt in the mountains. Bombing down W Burnside in a kid's bike is not my idea of a good time, even though it sounds like a blast.
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Post by Whoopsie Goldberg on Dec 13, 2010 20:02:00 GMT -8
Yeah we need to send all those damn hipsters to reservations like we did with those "one people". no offense to all you hipsters and other people out there.
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Post by wolfhat on Dec 13, 2010 20:25:49 GMT -8
Along with the naggers! Those people really annoy me...
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Post by Lump on Dec 13, 2010 21:12:16 GMT -8
I'm hoping to God that word was referring to "someone who nags". This board is my sanctuary from my southern surroundings.
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Post by wolfhat on Dec 13, 2010 22:30:43 GMT -8
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Post by Lump on Dec 13, 2010 22:42:25 GMT -8
AH! Should've known. Fucking hilarious. Creeped out my girlfriend cause I was laughing out loud with headphones on.
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