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Post by Horned Gramma on Dec 14, 2010 8:34:39 GMT -8
I live nextdoor to a Zoobomber. He is without any doubt the biggest fucking asshole I have ever met. We were backing out of our driveway and his dog was running around in the street and it stops to take a shit behind our car, so my wife says, "Hey man, will you call your dog so I don't hit it with my car?"
And this guy goes, "Are you threatening to kill my dog?" "No, we're just trying to leave and your dog is in the way, will you call him please?" "No. I don't do what you say."
Zoobombers. They're up there with the Crazy Flipper Fingers for Portland Douchebags of the Year.
In summary: Fuck Zoobombers, fuck CFF, fuck hipsters and fuck longboards. And fuck you. Yes, you.
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Post by Whoopsie Goldberg on Dec 14, 2010 13:49:47 GMT -8
Fuck me? Whatever man, I don't associate with any of the above - aside from my dreams to one day ride the zoo bomb, and being a longboarder, which I will stick by any day. Just because I longboard, sure as hell doesn't make me a hipster. And don't forget that one of the rules of being a hipster is you can never admit being a hipster. So Horned Gramma, your starting to sound a lot like a closet hipster to me...
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Post by know ID yuh on Dec 14, 2010 20:56:44 GMT -8
In summary: Fuck Zoobombers, fuck CFF, fuck hipsters and fuck longboards. And fuck you. Yes, you. Most longboarders are they type to post "Sublime + Rome" in a Sasquatch wishlist thread, so I'll only defend the creator of this thread, since linking them with hipsters and zoobombers gets the point across loud and clear. Although I have a general idea of what you mean, I could be missing something awesome with the Crazy Flipper Finger inclusion. Please explain. |
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Dec 15, 2010 0:31:22 GMT -8
Yeah we need to send all those damn hipsters to reservations like we did with the INJINS. no offense to all you hipsters and INDIANS out there Would you mind modifying this post? You're really teaming up both racist words and racist/colonial sentiments here at the expense of a hipster joke. Not worth it. Racists aren't cool either, even the one's with zoobomb dreams. |
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Dec 15, 2010 0:39:01 GMT -8
Along with the naggers! Those people really annoy me... You really annoy me! White indie kids with animal hats should not be postin' this stuff. At the very least don't post pictures of just how super white and animal hatted you look at the xx set if you feel the need to express the above. |
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Dec 15, 2010 0:43:20 GMT -8
And don't forget that one of the rules of being a hipster is you can never admit being a hipster. So Horned Gramma, your starting to sound a lot like a closet hipster to me... He's really worked his pretzel logic on you here. Airtight. |
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Dec 15, 2010 0:44:55 GMT -8
And don't forget that one of the rules of being a hipster is you can never admit being a hipster. And don't forget that one of the rules of being a hipster is looking like a fucking HIPSTER! eg - see your vimeo pics. |
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Dec 15, 2010 0:47:54 GMT -8
things that are at best borderline racist. If that's as best as it gets, it's as best as WRONG. |
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Post by Horned Gramma on Dec 15, 2010 8:00:25 GMT -8
I just know a bunch of the Flipper Fingers and although some of them are really nice, a lot of them are real pricks. I should have broken down my post into individual sentences to avoid confusion.
Fuck Zoobombers, because riding around on tiny bikes, unicycles, great big tall bikes, fixed gears and little girl bikes is for posers and people whose daddies didn't love them.
Fuck CFF, because preserving the game of pinball isn't worth it if you make it so damn unpleasant for everyone else in the room to be playing.
Fuck hipsters because they wear stupid clothes, listen to shitty music and take themselves way too seriously.
Fuck longboards, because stupid.
And fuck you -- YES YOU, justindoubleyou -- for being the one who took the bait on that one.
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Post by Whoopsie Goldberg on Dec 15, 2010 10:55:34 GMT -8
And don't forget that one of the rules of being a hipster is you can never admit being a hipster. And don't forget that one of the rules of being a hipster is looking like a fucking HIPSTER! eg - see your vimeo pics. It may seem that way to the untrained eye.... but have you ever considered the possibility that all this hatred you've harbored towards hipsters, could mean that deep down you just wanna be one? yep, I just pulled some dr. phil shit. and horned gramma,... touche and about the sublime + rome argument? I hope to god they don't come. obviously, I like sublime and all, but that shit makes me sick. |
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Dec 15, 2010 11:19:31 GMT -8
My harboring hatred Justin comes from very non-hipster origins. The fact that you still feel like joking around about "sending people to reservations" and have now just decided to patronize us all with replacing racial slurs with quotations? I mean you're still supporting the same sentiment!!!!!! In many ways this is worse and a double slap in the face to American youth if you can't recognize it. I hope you are just ignorant and ready to learn opposed to just a guy who thinks crimes perpetrated to human beings based on being different are funny.
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Post by Whoopsie Goldberg on Dec 15, 2010 11:28:22 GMT -8
did you have some kind of traumatic experience with hipsters as a child or something? We need to get to the bottom of this.
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Post by Whoopsie Goldberg on Dec 15, 2010 11:32:25 GMT -8
...and I'm sorry for slinging racial slurs, I took that one a little too far. whoops.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Dec 15, 2010 11:41:14 GMT -8
"Whoops" (hand to the forehead).
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Post by Horned Gramma on Dec 15, 2010 11:48:53 GMT -8
Whoopsy-doodle!
I'm pretty sure justin was hamfistedly reappropriating a Mr. Show gag. The Jeepers Creepers Semi-Star episode with all the slackers?
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Dec 15, 2010 11:58:27 GMT -8
^^^
Maybe, but am I still the only one bothered by the fact that his apology included "slinging racial slurs"? Not the time to try an sound hip my man. "uh..yeah, so I'm like, really sorry for, uh, getting racist all up in therrre"
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Post by Horned Gramma on Dec 15, 2010 12:02:14 GMT -8
No, you're not the only one bothered. My point is that justin definitely needs to leave the social commentary to Bob and David.
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Post by Whoopsie Goldberg on Dec 15, 2010 12:04:22 GMT -8
fair enough.
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Post by Rusty on Dec 15, 2010 12:05:19 GMT -8
I am bothered by this. But I have a feeling his problems wont be solved by das internets. I think the only solution would be to quote Horned Gramma, "wrong kid died!"
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Dec 15, 2010 12:08:07 GMT -8
Yes. I think when it comes from a place that has a public body of work and clear agenda it can be passed as satire and social commentary (some cases are a little more iffy than others). To me it is a more comprehensive type of humor that unfortunately gets misunderstood. People that take away "one liners" from those shows/sketches and think they are appropriate for any type of situation need their head checked.
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