So full disclosure: my office supplies breakfast and lunch for us. Today there was going to be Indian food for lunch, which I'm not a very big fan of, so my plan was to walk across the street and get a slice of pizza. I ended up taking my lunch later than expected, and just before I left I got an email saying "Sorry to those of you who didn't get enough food for lunch today! For those who didn't get enough, we are ORDERING PIZZA!"
Moral of the story: take your lunch break later than you're supposed to and you might just earn free pizza.
Amazon did this for other people in our office all the time. We would hover like ravenous vultures over the leftovers
The Big Woody from Lil Woody's that a coworker bought for me last night and I forgot to eat. 45 seconds in the microwave is enough right? It is making my tum-tum feel pleasant because I haven't eaten in like 16 hours.