Rusty
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Post by Rusty on May 21, 2012 10:12:39 GMT -8
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT WHY'D THEY HAVE TO NAME IT THE "MAINE" STAGE, IT'S SO GOD DAMN CONFUSING AND ANNOYING AND I DON'T GET THE REFERENCE AAHHHHHHH WHHY AM I YELLING.
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Post by Rusty on May 20, 2012 11:09:25 GMT -8
Also I flipped my kayak in ice cold water. Completely soaked and I had just paddled 10 km. I took off my clothes to let them dry in the sun for a bit, and as soon as I get em' off, a young female paddler comes around the point. I had not seen another paddler all day long, and as soon as I take of my clothes off one roles around the corner. I'm a bigger guy, so I'm sure the sight wasn't pretty for her, but I couldn't help but laugh, neither could she. Good times.
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Post by Rusty on May 20, 2012 10:58:23 GMT -8
Driving home on a major highway and seeing this: Ahh Souly, I was just drove home from camping and I was coming down the road and the sign said cattle drive. There was a lady with a slow sign, and I asked what I should do, as I had never driven through a cattle drive. She said just weave around them, and if they won't move honk or nudge em' a little. it was like 4 km straight of just fucking cows, and me weaving in and out of them haha. It was fun.
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Post by Rusty on May 18, 2012 0:14:11 GMT -8
Also LA looks pretty unstoppable. And Torts is a fucking lame ass dude; he's possibly the worst. The game is funded by the fans, the fans watch the media--so say more than one word answer during the press conference otherwise you look like a jabroni.
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Post by Rusty on May 18, 2012 0:11:25 GMT -8
I don't give a shit about the World Hockey Championships, it's a lame ass tournament. But that call on Getzlaf(sp) was pretty lame. He was going for the hit, and the guy tried to dodge it. In slo-mo it looked kind of bad, but in real time it looked like a hockey hit. Is it just me who thinks international refs look more at the guy grabbing his knee to call kneeing than the actual hit?
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Post by Rusty on May 17, 2012 22:41:23 GMT -8
Stamper made his avatar that because of something about "groundhog day" that happened in some thread.
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Post by Rusty on May 17, 2012 22:35:00 GMT -8
Or you put Canadian bacon on my recipe and realized you were wrong all this time...and of course, you finally hit puberty.
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Post by Rusty on May 17, 2012 22:30:44 GMT -8
You guys are thinking of this - Rusty's talking about this - I always feel like Fox is looking out for me. I did mean the second one, because I wanted to dance after I finished my course, booya. Smiling now because I got drunk with my good friend tonight. Going camping with my family tomorrow is less smile worthy, but I'll just go kayaking with beers to avoid them.
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Rusty
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Post by Rusty on May 17, 2012 14:13:13 GMT -8
Fuck you Labor Relations 3841 - you don't own me any more! Cue "Gonna Make You Sweat"- By C+C Music Factory
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Post by Rusty on May 17, 2012 13:19:22 GMT -8
ZANY, HALF-NUDE, CHEERIER AMAZER --what ever that means. I think you know. I tell once you explained what happened in the bath....
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Post by Rusty on May 17, 2012 13:01:04 GMT -8
NERVELESS, PUREST --is my user name--that thing is cool.
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Post by Rusty on May 17, 2012 13:00:03 GMT -8
ZANY, HALF-NUDE, CHEERIER AMAZER --what ever that means.
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Post by Rusty on May 17, 2012 10:20:26 GMT -8
I thought it was Weakshitsuperfan , but maybe he was the one doin' the raggin'
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Post by Rusty on May 17, 2012 10:18:59 GMT -8
His name is Drew, see. And he's got a nose for sniffin' out crime. He's also got a Luger on his hip just in case the crime starts to stink, see. The ladies all love him and he loves that they love him. Too bad he's already married to the job, that and a half glass of whiskey. So time in-congruent posters beware, see! He's on to your scent and like I said, he's got a nose for these types of things. Too bad he's got a cold today... guess he'll have to rely on that Luger. He's Drew! Post Board P.I. holy shit, this is awesome.
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Post by Rusty on May 17, 2012 10:17:22 GMT -8
ya, there was no guard on when I nicked myself. I was trying to do my neck. oh well I wear lots of hats anyway.
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Post by Rusty on May 17, 2012 0:12:52 GMT -8
Trying to buzz my jew-fro off and totally fuck up, like legit. I was trying to use a mirror system to get the back...it didn't work out. And I don't even care, I just started laughing.
Even funnier is there are 4 hair dressers in my immediate family. I just felt like doing it myself, ya know?
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Post by Rusty on May 16, 2012 10:56:30 GMT -8
I'm pretty sure they parted ways with that drummer a while back.
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Post by Rusty on May 16, 2012 10:38:37 GMT -8
Thanks Pitchfuck for not giving Best Coast a good score. Maybe now she will go the fuck away forever.
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Post by Rusty on May 16, 2012 10:34:21 GMT -8
I'm going to ruin this thread in two weeks, once I finally move to a city with an actual record store. I'm going to spend like my entire student loan on records. I'll figure out rent and food out later.
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Post by Rusty on May 15, 2012 21:34:08 GMT -8
When I came back from Coachella I talked a lot about being positive and eradicating things that didn't promote that. I had something in the works that I didn't disclose here because I didn't really want to get my hopes but it finally came to fruition today. I resigned from my job and just got my dream job being an assistant to a radical real estate agent in Seattle (she goes to Burning Man!). I'm really really really excited to embark on this new adventure and thanks to all of my boarder-friends that sent well wishes and support during this time. YAY! What do you have to do? Like whats the job description for something like that?
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