If you accept my premise, then the question for females is still, boobs or sauce, and in their case, they must again think of the type of boobs. Do females like female boobs like males like female boobs? Do females like man boobs? It probably goes without saying that females don't like Man Boobs, but from their point of view, maybe we (males) are all Man Boobs. I guess the question is much tougher for females, eh?
You read the baseball thread?!? I wandered in there once a couple years ago by accident but otherwise I tend to leave all the sports threads alone (and the Craft Beer thread except for a few times out of sheer boredom).