Sauce doesn't care who you are. Sauce wants you to want it. When sauce notices you staring, sauce invites you to try it out. Sauce isn't looking for the right one. Sauce wants everyone to enjoy it. You can go to a store and buy as much sauce as you want. You can roll around in a bathtub filled with sauce. You can get your fill of sauce up to five times per day! Boobs cannot do any of this. The only people who regularly get their fill of boobs are professional athletes.