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Post by Dr. Crane on Sept 21, 2013 4:19:25 GMT -8
PS. You "almost" "googled" "titties"?
'the fuck?
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Post by Horned Gramma on Sept 21, 2013 4:22:31 GMT -8
OOPS
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Post by Dr. Crane on Sept 21, 2013 4:23:49 GMT -8
Nobody almost googles titties.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Sept 21, 2013 4:25:35 GMT -8
Somebody almost googles titties when their laptop is hooked up to the big screen and their wife is in the room.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Sept 21, 2013 4:26:18 GMT -8
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Post by Dr. Crane on Sept 21, 2013 4:28:38 GMT -8
You crazy.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Sept 21, 2013 4:29:53 GMT -8
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Post by Pea on Sept 21, 2013 6:10:46 GMT -8
Tittles googlies
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Post by weenie on Sept 21, 2013 7:18:51 GMT -8
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Post by weenie on May 5, 2014 22:04:22 GMT -8
So I brought this up to a date (because obviously I'm awesome at dating???) and he had an important question which I don't know if has been answered. Is the world without tits (or sauce I suppose) one in which we've been living without tits always, or one in which all of a sudden they're taken from us? If you never knew them, how could you miss them?
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Post by kymess_jr on May 5, 2014 23:44:13 GMT -8
So I brought this up to a date (because obviously I'm awesome at dating???) and he had an important question which I don't know if has been answered. Is the world without tits (or sauce I suppose) one in which we've been living without tits always, or one in which all of a sudden they're taken from us? If you never knew them, how could you miss them? I like the way your date's mind works.
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Post by davers on May 6, 2014 8:58:02 GMT -8
Because of you pooping this thread I just spend 10 minutes reading it again rather than paying attention to the conference I'm at. Thanks, I needed a mental break.
The tits/sauce would be taken away. You would know the joys of tits/sauce, and you would miss it every day. If it never existed then the choice is pointless because then you could do this with anything and it doesn't matter what you pick, you wouldn't miss it anyway, since it was never there.
The agony of knowing what you once had is what makes this a truly crushing decision.
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Post by mutt on May 6, 2014 9:48:39 GMT -8
I too have just spent the last hour getting not just a mental break from a boring day at work, but truly looking deep into myself as to the question. Although work rules prevent me from googling Boobs here at work, Sauce is another matter. In my limited backwoods thinking, I thought this would be an easy choice. Sauce is for fancy dinners I thought. I rarely have a fancy dinner. Sauce is brown and runny I thought, with little specks of grease. You know, saucy. But no, sauce covers a veritable cornucopia of delicious things, literally speaking. So after much deliberation, I must vote sauce. Life without titties is sad and a little colder, but life without taste is well, tasteless.
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Post by weenie on May 6, 2014 10:21:18 GMT -8
"The unexamined boobs/sauce decision is not worth boobsing or saucing." - Socrates
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Post by mutt on May 6, 2014 11:00:03 GMT -8
In a state totally dis-satisfied, I went to lunch, the question still gnawing at me... boobs or sauce, boobs or sauce. I ordered my burger and fries, "hold the ketchup", I said, thinking I would go sans sauce for a meal. "No salt either, please", I said. Spice free too? Can one go tasteless? I mean, taste is important, but NO BOOBIES!?! WTF? But no, without taste, my meal was just meat and bread and fried roots. Sustenance, nothing more. But boobies are LIFE!
But had I considered the question correctly?
Stormy said the choice will determine the rest of my life - SAUCE or BOOBS
Mindlessly, I let the other voices close my thinking. Obviously, sauce is sauce is sauce, but Boobs, what are boobs? I have encountered some great boobs in my time, and am currently habitating with a very nice pair (not my own). I love boobs. I can't live without them.
But wait, my love is really restricted to a particular type of boobs - that is, female boobs. Titties, juggs, breasts, etc., etc. But not man boobs. The only man boobs I am the least interested in are the ones I carry around with me. So, expound on that... man boobs. I really don't want to live without my man boobs, and I am thinking most of you other men want to keep your man boobs too. So not man boobs, but Man Boobs. I googled Man Boobs, and low and behold, pictures of men... George Bush Jr., Dick Cheney, Ronnie Reagan, my neighbor down the street, Donald Sterling, Rush Limbaugh, my boss, the pictures went on and on.
So, SAUCE is indeed the answer and only appropriate choice. It is, as they say, a win-win. I get sauce, and all the MAN BOOBS go away.
And, think of the childern...
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Post by wonk on May 6, 2014 13:06:10 GMT -8
This question is a lot easier for females. There should be a stereotypical female version if the choice will determine the rest of your life.
Ladies, dick or ice cream?
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Post by davers on May 6, 2014 13:36:25 GMT -8
There is no way that is even close. Dick or chocolate is probably closer off the top of my head.
Problem is that there are people that don't like chocolate or ice cream. I have yet to meet a single person who does not like ANY type of sauce.
What about dick or sweets? Pretty much everyone likes some sort of sweet.
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Post by kymess_jr on May 6, 2014 13:42:47 GMT -8
What about dick or sweets? Pretty much everyone likes some sort of sweet. But some prefer salty. I will always pick a salty snack over sweet.
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Post by weenie on May 6, 2014 13:50:18 GMT -8
Also dick ≠ boobs. You're asking if we would give up sex with men and procreation*, whereas in the other equation you just don't get to touch fun stuff anymore.
*Very basic I know. Other things can be considered sex and there's ways around having a dick in the procreation equation but still.
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Post by davers on May 6, 2014 14:03:47 GMT -8
What about dick or sweets? Pretty much everyone likes some sort of sweet. But some prefer salty. I will always pick a salty snack over sweet. So, dick then.
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