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Post by wonk on Sept 19, 2013 21:07:43 GMT -8
Clever response. #replyingtoaninternetmoron
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Sept 20, 2013 0:12:39 GMT -8
I vote on genetically engineered tits that dispense alfredo.
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Post by Dr. Crane on Sept 20, 2013 1:51:05 GMT -8
"sometimes a nice butt can be better than crappy boobs". Of course a nice butt is better than crappy boobs, butt that's not the titssue here. We would all live much healthier boob-rich lives. The sauce is holding us back, and y'all know it.
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Post by weenie on Sept 20, 2013 7:01:41 GMT -8
Man I can't front. It took me like half an hour to deliberate my answer. I love both. No one wins in either one of these terrible worlds.
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Post by Dr. Crane on Sept 20, 2013 9:38:32 GMT -8
The children, man. The children.
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Post by Dr. Crane on Sept 20, 2013 10:10:08 GMT -8
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Post by StormyPinkness on Sept 20, 2013 14:04:21 GMT -8
Burrito talks big, but I know that he likes sauce on his burritos. Imagine yourself in a world of dry burritos and boring food all together.
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Post by Dr. Crane on Sept 20, 2013 16:19:17 GMT -8
I'll take my burritos dry for the children. There is always cheese.
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Post by Dr. Crane on Sept 20, 2013 16:20:39 GMT -8
...and whole avocados.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, avocados.
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Post by Professor Pancakes on Sept 20, 2013 19:25:41 GMT -8
...and whole avocados. Mmmmmmmmmmmm, avocados. Hold on, is guacamole considered a sauce? Cuz that could make me rethink my stance. Fuck it, tits for life.
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Post by wonk on Sept 20, 2013 20:13:22 GMT -8
Sauce doesn't care who you are. Sauce wants you to want it. When sauce notices you staring, sauce invites you to try it out. Sauce isn't looking for the right one. Sauce wants everyone to enjoy it. You can go to a store and buy as much sauce as you want. You can roll around in a bathtub filled with sauce. You can get your fill of sauce up to five times per day! Boobs cannot do any of this. The only people who regularly get their fill of boobs are professional athletes.
The vote should be changed to:
Do you prefer food that tastes good?
OR
Do you prefer defending your sexuality online?
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Post by emptyfox on Sept 20, 2013 20:19:36 GMT -8
I'll take my burritos dry for the children. There is always cheese. No cheese without milk. No milk without tits.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Sept 20, 2013 20:47:44 GMT -8
Are udders boobs?
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Post by Professor Pancakes on Sept 20, 2013 21:57:28 GMT -8
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Post by Horned Gramma on Sept 21, 2013 2:01:06 GMT -8
I wanna motorboat the infernet.
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Post by Dr. Crane on Sept 21, 2013 3:58:21 GMT -8
Call me a pro athlete 'cause I love those titties.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Sept 21, 2013 4:08:51 GMT -8
Oh man I almost googled titties and then i remembered that it would actually bring titties on and then i watched the caddyshack gopher dance to ween instead
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Post by Horned Gramma on Sept 21, 2013 4:10:28 GMT -8
Seriously though, if you listen to this version of Daisies and don't do anything except for look really hard at the gopher... This is what life is all about.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Sept 21, 2013 4:13:27 GMT -8
You gotta synchronize it at the third roar.
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Post by Dr. Crane on Sept 21, 2013 4:17:41 GMT -8
Push the little daisies and make 'em come up.
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