me and my friends just get really smashed while waiting in line. then we just throw all the cans off to the side and go inside to get more beer.
Upon further reflection, this is the post that has me convinced that chad is a troll account created by a regular user. I don't know who it is, but I demand an end to it. If someone doesn't fess up I'll probably just ban the fucker until he provides concrete proof that he's a real person.
Dude just read through all of his posts. Any of you who think he's a real person are fucking idiots (sorry). Just ban him.
Also who cares if Chad is real or not. A troll is a troll is a troll is a troll. You guys get so rattled by this shit.
Know ID Yeah is the biggest troll in the world sometimes, but you let it slide, why? Because you know he is just pulling your chain, and it's hilarious. But what makes Chad any different? You think that even if Chad is real, he is really being 100% serious. He is trolling. And if he is 100% unaware of his stupidity, then isn't it just funny?
Laugh it off, every thread is every thread. It's not as if he is really taking away from anything, and he is definitely not putting us any more off topic then we were to begin with. I just chuckle when he pokes his head in here. Banning him makes no sense. He is not being offensive, or rude or anything. He's just really dumb or a regular fake posting. Either way, who cares?
There are fool proof ways posted elsewhere on the board, but we aren't going to publicize all of our secrets every year. Ya heard?
(don't you know we're being watched?)
I didn't even need said fool-proof ways last year. The security guys never even looked beyond the top layer of my bag on any given day, let alone any of the additional pockets.
That actually kinda pissed me off, I went to considerably more effort than I needed to. I probably could just have put a fifth of JD in my bag wrapped in a blanket and gotten away with it.
Sorry to deviate from the current topic and back to the topic at hand but, I have used a nearly foolproof (albeit conjured up by a drunken fool last fest) method for bringing in nearly anything. I simply pack a 1 gallon bag of BBQ sauce covered food, with the whatever booze I choose hiding inside another bag inside the gooey mess, camouflaged. The most popular choice ended up being these little 2 oz jiggly shots of deliciousness.
Then, simply pick whatever screener looks least likely to want a BBQ sauce covered hand, and GO FOR IT! It helps to have a healthy bit of drunk confidence too.
What me and my friends did last year was fill a few water bottles with a clear alcohol and cover them up with actual water bottles, they definitely wont take the time to check and make sure all of them are sealed with a mile long line behind you.