Booze

[DREW OF THE RUSHES]

[quote author="@quatch" timestamp="1328350319" source="/post/92201/thread"]Hello fellow squatches! We all know that being sober is no way to get the full Sasquatch experience but the price for alcohol in the venue is outrageous. Lets put out minds together and come up with clever ideas to sneak in booze. [/quote]

First of all, great job searching for a thread before making one. Although we did have one of these last year that will be much more helpful.

Secondly, www.cracked.com/article_16342_james-bond-boozing-10-amazing-flasks-undercover-drunks.html

[StormyPinkness]

IT HAS BEGUN

But seriously, just carry it in, they won't even smell it.

[davers]

Feb 4, 2012 17:42:34 GMT -5 scough said:

I've been thinking since they first announced re-entry this year that it might be the only year it's offered. The majority of people that like to drink are just going to go back and forth to the campground a couple times a day to refuel. This would result in a huge loss of alcohol revenue for the Gorge. The only people buying drinks inside will be the ones that are too lazy to go back to the campground.

If you want to go back to camp a few times a day be my guest, but I would be surprised if most people go back even once a day. The walk is pretty far and you will have to wait in line every time you want to get back in, which will probably be a bigger line since everyone can go in more than once per day. Just the walk alone will probably sober you up, just sneak it in.

Tape some liquor to the inside of your leg, it has never failed me.

[Horned Gramma]

I was hoping to take advantage of re-entry this year, but then all the bands I care about seeing are playing after like six pm. God I'm going to be so wrecked by the time I enter the festival every damn day this year thanls to that wasteland of an undercard.

[StormyPinkness]

I like how you act like that it will be different from every other day of Sasquatch where we have gone in drunk.

[chad21]

me and my friends just get really smashed while waiting in line. then we just throw all the cans off to the side and go inside to get more beer.

[LumpSquatch]

Classic Chad

Every post by chad is like a clue to find who it really is.

[LumpSquatch]

True.

[Horned Gramma]

Thanks for throwing your shit on the ground, chad. Knowing that makes us all like you more.

[LumpSquatch]

Oh, my tip for getting in with alcohol:

If Rocko's Modern Life has taught me anything:

For the love of God, don't get the fat guy.

[Dr. Garbanzoinski]

Lumpy I can't believe you just went there. I am now frazzeled in a wonderful wat.

[LumpSquatch]

I'm just glad somebody knows what the fuck I'm talking about. I took a chance there.

[Horned Gramma]

Feb 6, 2012 21:35:21 GMT -5 chad21 said:

me and my friends just get really smashed while waiting in line. then we just throw all the cans off to the side and go inside to get more beer.

Upon further reflection, this is the post that has me convinced that chad is a troll account created by a regular user. I don't know who it is, but I demand an end to it. If someone doesn't fess up I'll probably just ban the fucker until he provides concrete proof that he's a real person.

Feb 6, 2012 23:25:16 GMT -5 Horned Gramma said:

Feb 6, 2012 21:35:21 GMT -5 chad21 said:

me and my friends just get really smashed while waiting in line. then we just throw all the cans off to the side and go inside to get more beer.

Upon further reflection, this is the post that has me convinced that chad is a troll account created by a regular user. I don't know who it is, but I demand an end to it. If someone doesn't fess up I'll probably just ban the fucker until he provides concrete proof that he's a real person.

Feb 6, 2012 21:39:19 GMT -5 @romanticizer said:

Every post by chad is like a clue to find who it really is.