A Moment of Beautifulnesses and Clarityses

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A Moment of Beautifulnesses and Clarityses May 12, 2011 6:51:16 GMT -8

Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 12, 2011 6:51:16 GMT -8

You say "I love you boy"
But I know you lie.
I trust you all the same
And I don't know why.

'Cause when my back is turned,
My bruises shine.
Our broken fairytale,
So hard to hide.

I still believe,
It's you and me
till the end of time.

When we collide we come together,
If we don't, we'll always be apart.
I'll take a bruise i know you're worth it.
When you hit me, hit me hard.

Sitting in a wishing hole,
Hoping it stays right.
Feet cast in solid stone,
I got Gilligan's eyes.

I still believe,
It's you and me
till the end of time.

When we collide we come together,
If we don't, we'll always be apart.
I'll take a bruise i know you're worth it.
When you hit me, hit me hard.

'Cause you said hello,
It's where the going get's hard,
Our future is far,
Many of horror
Our future's far,
Many of horror
Our future is far,
Many of horror

I still believe,
It's you and me
till the end of time.

When we collide we come together,
If we don't we'll always be apart.
I'll take a bruise i know you're worth it.
When you hit me, hit me hard.

MON THE BIFF.

Last Edit: May 12, 2011 9:34:45 GMT -8 by Friendly Destroyer

Jan 27, 2013 10:59:30 GMT -8 @R. Kelly said:

"Tell me what's wrong dawg what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind."

Friendly Destroyer Roaring Meh-Teh King of Herbs "I'm ready for my close-up" Posts: 5,851	A Moment of Beautifulnesses and Clarityses May 12, 2011 6:56:05 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 12, 2011 6:56:05 GMT -8 See yous on Friday MAH FUCKAHS
	Jan 27, 2013 10:59:30 GMT -8 @R. Kelly said: "Tell me what's wrong dawg what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind."

stamper Hollering Maricoxi Child Kicker Posts: 4,156	A Moment of Beautifulnesses and Clarityses May 12, 2011 7:15:30 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by stamper on May 12, 2011 7:15:30 GMT -8 greatest. thread. ever.
	Jan 26, 2013 13:09:47 GMT -8 wonk said: No rock band wants to play in front of a bunch of people standing still, except the National.

StormyPinkness Roaring Meh-Teh Pterodactyl Time Posts: 6,880	A Moment of Beautifulnesses and Clarityses May 12, 2011 7:16:28 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by StormyPinkness on May 12, 2011 7:16:28 GMT -8 Oh my god, AMAZING. I cannot wait to see all of you fuckers.
	May 1, 2014 1:57:54 GMT -8 Peter Gibbons said: Being shirtless and listening to Kids on repeat is more important than hunting ability.

stamper Hollering Maricoxi Child Kicker Posts: 4,156	A Moment of Beautifulnesses and Clarityses May 12, 2011 7:29:16 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by stamper on May 12, 2011 7:29:16 GMT -8 i am a mountain. i am the sea. you can't take that away from me.
	Last Edit: May 12, 2011 7:30:43 GMT -8 by stamper Jan 26, 2013 13:09:47 GMT -8 wonk said: No rock band wants to play in front of a bunch of people standing still, except the National.

Friendly Destroyer Roaring Meh-Teh King of Herbs "I'm ready for my close-up" Posts: 5,851	A Moment of Beautifulnesses and Clarityses May 12, 2011 7:32:54 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 12, 2011 7:32:54 GMT -8 MON THE BIFF.
	Jan 27, 2013 10:59:30 GMT -8 @R. Kelly said: "Tell me what's wrong dawg what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind."

Switch Sasquatch! ANIMATOR DOMINATOR Sasquatch! Posts: 1,975	A Moment of Beautifulnesses and Clarityses May 12, 2011 7:49:43 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Switch on May 12, 2011 7:49:43 GMT -8 Friendly D, you just started my day with a good laugh. This is hilarious. BiClyFri. See you there.
	Feb 10, 2013 23:30:48 GMT -8 Pea said: "Foo Dr. Garbanzohters" sounds like a title of a movie I would end up watching at 3am at Stormy and Gramma's house.

Blacksmile Snarling Mapinguary Posts: 2,329	A Moment of Beautifulnesses and Clarityses May 12, 2011 7:50:49 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Blacksmile on May 12, 2011 7:50:49 GMT -8 Never have I seen a band this shitty get such a response...positive or negative! I wish I was going to be there to experience the Biff with all of you!
	I wouldn't be surprised if you are picturing me peeling a carrot with a staple gun.

alex Guest	A Moment of Beautifulnesses and Clarityses May 12, 2011 7:58:43 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by alex on May 12, 2011 7:58:43 GMT -8 I think FriBiCly rolls off the tounge better than BiClyFri. Thoughts?
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alpenhows Yapping Skunk Ape Posts: 66	A Moment of Beautifulnesses and Clarityses May 12, 2011 8:52:12 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by alpenhows on May 12, 2011 8:52:12 GMT -8 I think this thread belongs in the Hall of Fame. Frigging hilarious.

Shaxspear III Esq. Sasquatch! Head Chef (borka) Posts: 1,912	A Moment of Beautifulnesses and Clarityses May 12, 2011 8:59:38 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shaxspear III Esq. on May 12, 2011 8:59:38 GMT -8 .....Uncle Jesse?
	May 13, 2013 19:38:42 GMT -8 Pea said: Yes. This album sounds like Daft Punk the way a hot dog looks like an apple.

Catherine Sun Chips Sasquatch! Can't Be Bothered Nom Nom Nom Posts: 1,631	A Moment of Beautifulnesses and Clarityses May 12, 2011 9:00:02 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Catherine Sun Chips on May 12, 2011 9:00:02 GMT -8 BAHAHA! YES!
	Feb 6, 2012 13:07:10 GMT -8 StormyPinkness said: It's true. I don't put out unless I receive electronic items as gifts. Every time.

wolfhat
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A Moment of Beautifulnesses and Clarityses May 12, 2011 9:01:56 GMT -8

Post by wolfhat on May 12, 2011 9:01:56 GMT -8

I'm partial to BiClyFri myself, but as I won't be attending I'll let you folks decide. I saw them at Reading a few years ago when they were already huge (those Englanders really know their music, hey?) and once is more than enough for me.

If by some miracle I do make it into the fest for BiClyFri I'm going to bring extra shirts to throw at them. And yes, I realize this goes against my "don't throw shit at people on stage" stance, but in this case it is warranted.

Related: what's the over/under on how long it will take for them to remove their shirts? Or will they just take the stage half naked?

May 12, 2011 9:48:30 GMT -8 dloc4269 said:

To quote one of the greats "dont talk about it, be about it"

Blacksmile Snarling Mapinguary Posts: 2,329	A Moment of Beautifulnesses and Clarityses May 12, 2011 9:16:55 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Blacksmile on May 12, 2011 9:16:55 GMT -8 Given that they are shirtless in 99.9% of their pics I would assume they will take the stage half naked.
	I wouldn't be surprised if you are picturing me peeling a carrot with a staple gun.

Horned Gramma Super Sasquatch! MVP 16% NICER THAN PREVIOUS MODELS Posts: 15,600	A Moment of Beautifulnesses and Clarityses May 12, 2011 9:30:41 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Horned Gramma on May 12, 2011 9:30:41 GMT -8 It makes the selling of 'Mon the Biff' t-shirts seem awfully silly and pretty ironic.
	Dec 8, 2011 18:44:14 GMT -8 know ID yuh said: As a general rule of thumb, do what HG says. Jan 11, 2016 22:18:53 GMT -8 rustyironjeff said: HEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOOO HEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOO dID bLACk man really just yell that or did I get way to high this year for this line up party foya schwindiggies yoy know what I mean to the max?

weenie Hollering Maricoxi Consistently Drunk Forgetter of Things "A Gyration of Emotion" Posts: 4,037	A Moment of Beautifulnesses and Clarityses May 12, 2011 9:32:36 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by weenie on May 12, 2011 9:32:36 GMT -8 "Mon the Biff" just sounds dirty. Like you wouldn't want to wear that shirt around children.
	Feb 16, 2018 19:46:53 GMT -8 rimjobflashmob said: Feb 16, 2018 19:19:13 GMT -8 banana said: Just pop a No Doz into a bottle of wine and chug it like an adult. I didn’t know Matt Berninger had an account here

Horned Gramma Super Sasquatch! MVP 16% NICER THAN PREVIOUS MODELS Posts: 15,600	A Moment of Beautifulnesses and Clarityses May 12, 2011 9:32:42 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Horned Gramma on May 12, 2011 9:32:42 GMT -8 That's probably why Biffy and the Clyros don't wear shirts. They don't want to offend children.
	Dec 8, 2011 18:44:14 GMT -8 know ID yuh said: As a general rule of thumb, do what HG says. Jan 11, 2016 22:18:53 GMT -8 rustyironjeff said: HEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOOO HEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOO dID bLACk man really just yell that or did I get way to high this year for this line up party foya schwindiggies yoy know what I mean to the max?

wolfhat
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A Moment of Beautifulnesses and Clarityses May 12, 2011 9:35:17 GMT -8

Post by wolfhat on May 12, 2011 9:35:17 GMT -8

May 12, 2011 9:30:41 GMT -8 Horned Gramma said:

It makes the selling of 'Mon the Biff' t-shirts seem awfully silly and pretty ironic.

Ha, I didn't consider this! Maybe I'll scrawl "MOAN THE BIFF" on an old t-shirt and bring it just in case.

May 12, 2011 9:48:30 GMT -8 dloc4269 said:

To quote one of the greats "dont talk about it, be about it"

Friendly Destroyer Roaring Meh-Teh King of Herbs "I'm ready for my close-up" Posts: 5,851	A Moment of Beautifulnesses and Clarityses May 12, 2011 9:35:31 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 12, 2011 9:35:31 GMT -8 More pics added to the OP!
	Jan 27, 2013 10:59:30 GMT -8 @R. Kelly said: "Tell me what's wrong dawg what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind."

alex Guest	A Moment of Beautifulnesses and Clarityses May 12, 2011 9:39:02 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by alex on May 12, 2011 9:39:02 GMT -8 lol Biffy & The Clyros

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