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Post by stamper on Feb 19, 2011 18:34:06 GMT -8
LUCILLE
if you're saying i play favorites, you wrong. i love all my children equally...
jump cut to : 'EARLIER THAT DAY'
LUCILLE
i don't care for GOB.
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Feb 19, 2011 18:37:01 GMT -8
GOB comes out from behind door "There's a cabin in the woods?"
Michael "Oh, shit."
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Post by stamper on Feb 19, 2011 18:42:26 GMT -8
you'd be an accomplice. no, it had to be your mom; they can't arrest husband and wife for the same crime. (wink)
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Feb 19, 2011 18:43:06 GMT -8
... I've got the worst fucking attorneys.
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Feb 19, 2011 18:44:13 GMT -8
"Are you crazy?"
"Are you blue?"
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Post by stamper on Feb 19, 2011 18:47:00 GMT -8
only in color, michael. only in color.
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Post by stamper on Feb 19, 2011 18:51:54 GMT -8
ALL:
Speech! Speech! speech! Speech! Speech! speech!Speech! Speech! speech! Speech! Speech! speech!Speech! Speech! speech! Speech! Speech! speech!Speech! Speech! speech! Speech! Speech! speech!
(long silence)
Michael
Gee, after all that, I was kinda hoping someone was gonna make a speech.
Buster
Speech! Speech!
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Feb 19, 2011 18:52:39 GMT -8
I have been meeting my fair share of groupies... Or should I say, bloopies?
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Post by stamper on Feb 19, 2011 19:01:25 GMT -8
George Sr (into the phone)
talk me off, honey.
George-Michael (into the phone)
talk you off what, pop-pop?
George Sr
George-michael? I thought you... When's that voice gonna drop?
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Feb 19, 2011 19:06:23 GMT -8
"Who was on the phone?"
"That was your wife"
This came as quite a shock to michael, as his wife had been dead for the past 7 years.
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Post by stamper on Feb 19, 2011 19:25:55 GMT -8
i cheated a little on this next one.... but it's worth it. (enjoy)
Tobias Fünke:
Do you see me more as the respected dramatic actor or more of the beloved comic actor?
Carl Weathers:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.
Tobias Fünke:
Yes, that's fine, but I would like to focus on my acting, Mr. Weathers. I did give you my last $1, 100
Carl Weathers:
Let me tell you a little story about acting. I was doing this Showtime movie, Hot Ice with Anne Archer, never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup... baby, I got a stew going.
Tobias Fünke: [pause] I think I'd like my money back.
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Feb 21, 2011 15:04:26 GMT -8
"I think George Michael's hiding Ann in the attic"
"From who, the nazis?"
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Post by stamper on Feb 21, 2011 15:33:04 GMT -8
Lucille
Get in the back seat, I'll be right out.
Buster
Front seat, mom. I sit in the front seat now.
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Feb 21, 2011 15:38:01 GMT -8
::Michael nods::
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Post by StormyPinkness on Feb 21, 2011 15:44:00 GMT -8
Michael:
"Circumvent"
Gob:
Circumverate...
Michael:
“Circumvent.” It means: “to go around.”
Gob:
The old “reach around.”
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Feb 21, 2011 15:45:37 GMT -8
Michael: "Get rid of the seaward"
Lucille: "I'll leave when I'm good and ready"
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Post by stamper on Feb 21, 2011 15:57:36 GMT -8
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Feb 21, 2011 16:02:25 GMT -8
^ Thank you. Kind of impossible to describe, but one i've been wanting to put on.
"Who the FUCK ate my hard boiled eggs?"
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Feb 23, 2011 1:45:35 GMT -8
"I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak"
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Post by Lump on Feb 23, 2011 15:01:55 GMT -8
Rita corny, Michael!
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