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Post by StormyPinkness on Feb 18, 2011 9:18:23 GMT -8
"My wife and I were about the same age when we got engaged."
"Well, yeah, you've gotta lock that down."
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 18, 2011 9:26:43 GMT -8
"We just got back from the poopaddle course..." edit: fukkin word  |
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Post by stamper on Feb 18, 2011 9:29:27 GMT -8
Gob:
Hey, guy. They tell me you're the actor who plays Marta's brother, Tio.
Spanish actor:
Como?
Gob:
Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right.
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Feb 18, 2011 10:59:30 GMT -8
"Mon frere. That's french for brother. Funny, I took two years of spanish and I can't remember any of that. Lets find this hermano guy"
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Post by stamper on Feb 18, 2011 12:08:09 GMT -8
Bob Loblaw:
Actually, I was going to stay in my office tonight and work on my law blog.
Tobias:
Of course, the Bob Loblaw Law Blog. Wow! You, sir, are a mouthful!
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Post by StormyPinkness on Feb 18, 2011 12:11:01 GMT -8
Tobias: Ok, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a *sausage* in the mouth.
Michael: We just call it a sausage.
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Post by Drew on Feb 18, 2011 12:13:26 GMT -8
My girlfriend and I just walk around saying "Bob Loblaw" to each other
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Post by interstateeight on Feb 18, 2011 12:35:09 GMT -8
Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months. Come on!
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Post by Lump on Feb 18, 2011 21:15:49 GMT -8
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Post by alpenhows on Feb 18, 2011 21:46:39 GMT -8
"You don't want a hungry dove down there. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut" Gob
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(While hugging) Gob: If you feel something moving down there, it's just the bird. Michael: I know. (Michael sees the bird still on the counter)
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Feb 18, 2011 22:45:26 GMT -8
"Don't you need a cage?"
"I'm a magician, guy. ::thump:: What is your return policy?"
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Post by stamper on Feb 19, 2011 6:15:59 GMT -8
It all makes sense now. Dad's in Reno, Kitty's in Reno, Dad's in Kitty and Dad's a Blue Man.
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Feb 19, 2011 9:42:49 GMT -8
Thank you gibbons.
"You should always read the label, you should always read it well, in the most delicious way"
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Feb 19, 2011 10:29:05 GMT -8
"I've made a huge tiny mistake"
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Feb 19, 2011 11:22:30 GMT -8
^only thing that would make this better would be if the music was playing....
"Steve holt is not my son"
"What you mean that big dumb jock?"
"That's my son, you pothead..."
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Post by stamper on Feb 19, 2011 18:21:15 GMT -8
go home you terrorist!... you're not wanted here!.... sure you didn't make that video in a cave!?!
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Post by stamper on Feb 19, 2011 18:23:24 GMT -8
steve holt is a bastard.... he doesn't even know who his real father is...what else don't we know about Steve Holt?
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Feb 19, 2011 18:26:34 GMT -8
"This is your father"
"Is that what my hair is going to look like?"
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