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Post by chrisbaum on Feb 15, 2011 22:18:28 GMT -8
Hi!
I live in Missoula, Montana and would love to get my hands on a Premier Camping upgrade. So if you happen to have one you wouldn't mind parting with, it would make me really happy and I would be eternally in your debt.
I can't afford to pay much over face value, but I would be more than happy to kick in a little extra money for your time and effort for helping me out. Oh, I can send funds though Paypal.
Email is definitely the best way to contact me:
wrfckd(at)gmail(dot)com
THANK YOU!
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Post by wolfhat on Feb 16, 2011 0:04:24 GMT -8
So... does this violate the "no scalpers" covenant? Surely she could at least pretend not to give them any extra cash. Like, bake it into a cake or something.
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Post by emptyfox on Feb 16, 2011 0:08:42 GMT -8
Yes, tickets should only be sold for face value here. He isn't scalping though, just soliciting scalpers.
Please don't.
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Post by know ID yuh on Feb 16, 2011 0:59:41 GMT -8
Hi! I live in Missoula, Montana and would love to get my hands on a Premier Camping upgrade. So if you happen to have one you wouldn't mind parting with, it would make me really happy and I would be eternally in your debt. I can't afford to pay much over face value, but I would be more than happy to kick in a little extra money for your time and effort for helping me out. Oh, I can send funds though Paypal. Email is definitely the best way to contact me: wrfckd(at)gmail(dot)com THANK YOU! You are a scalper. Three hints gave it away. Do not sell to this person. I will reply to your other identical post as well. Go the fuck away. EDIT: Anything other than, "I'm sorry, I'll go away now," will result in an immediate ban.
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Post by wolfhat on Feb 16, 2011 1:05:34 GMT -8
So... does this violate the "no scalpers" covenant? Surely she could at least pretend not to give them any extra cash. Like, bake it into a cake or something. Oops, I just realized I got the gender on this wrong. This was not to be a sexist remark.
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Post by chrisbaum on Feb 16, 2011 7:49:28 GMT -8
Woah, sorry about that.
I had no idea I would come across like a scalper. I'm actually a 29-year-old graduate student at the University of Montana who wanted to let people know I would appreciate an individual's time and effort to mail me a ticket, etc since I live in what most people would consider the middle-of-nowhere.
Anyway, I guess since I'm defending myself (though, I do apologize for the misunderstanding), I'll suffer the resulting immediate ban. But before that happens, if you'd be willing to help me out with a camping upgrade, please be in touch.
Thanks, Christopher
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 16, 2011 9:14:45 GMT -8
Get the fuck out of here.
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Post by know ID yuh on Feb 16, 2011 10:51:46 GMT -8
Dear Christopher,
I wouldn't sell you a turd (but I'll mail you one if you send me your addy). Someone else might though. It's a lesser known fact that people love selling face value tickets to scalpers (Christopher nodding).
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 16, 2011 10:54:30 GMT -8
I might delete his posts as well.
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Post by Fig on Feb 16, 2011 16:08:01 GMT -8
Why dont you have a UM email address and have a gmail one that is gibberish instead?
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Post by interstateeight on Feb 16, 2011 20:19:00 GMT -8
Are you a Bill Simmons fan, Know?
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Post by Snorlax on Feb 16, 2011 21:32:34 GMT -8
Get the fuck out of here. *black preacher voice* Hallelujah!!
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Post by know ID yuh on Feb 16, 2011 22:08:10 GMT -8
Are you a Bill Simmons fan, Know? Hell yes, I read everything he wrote about five years ago. I don't read him much anymore, because my internet spare time is spent here. I still catch an occasional article he writes. I don't get the reference though. I trust I am unknowingly quoting one of his memes? I know every time I read someone saying, "I just threw up a little in my mouth," I think, "asshole, you are ripping off Bill Simmons." Maybe they don't know that either? I almost started a thread titled, "Why Do The Mariners Exist?" I didn't because I know we are basically the only baseball fans on the board.
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Feb 16, 2011 22:10:48 GMT -8
The Mariners... The Kid is back! How about that, my oh my.
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Post by stamper on Feb 17, 2011 7:21:50 GMT -8
I almost started a thread titled, "Why Do The Mariners Exist?" I didn't because I know we are basically the only baseball fans on the board. huge baseball fan. i plan on catching the Mariners/Orioles game on the Tuesday night after Sasquatch (5/31) before we fly back to the east coast the next day. i've been wanting to see that stadium for ages.
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Post by interstateeight on Feb 17, 2011 8:22:48 GMT -8
Are you a Bill Simmons fan, Know? Hell yes, I read everything he wrote about five years ago. I don't read him much anymore, because my internet spare time is spent here. I still catch an occasional article he writes. I don't get the reference though. I trust I am unknowingly quoting one of his memes? I know every time I read someone saying, "I just threw up a little in my mouth," I think, "asshole, you are ripping off Bill Simmons." Maybe they don't know that either? I almost started a thread titled, "Why Do The Mariners Exist?" I didn't because I know we are basically the only baseball fans on the board. Simmons does the "(Nodding)" thing in his mailbags pretty often. The thread should in fact be called "How many human children would you gut for the opportunity to touch Felix Hernandez?"
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Post by Drew on Feb 17, 2011 8:24:03 GMT -8
I read Simmons when I can catch him. Cleveland sports fans hated him until LeBron left because he kept saying LBJ would go to the Clippers. But now he sort of bashes LBJ, so we don't hate him so much. I think he's funny but I'm sick of the reality TV schtick.
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Post by Peter Gibbons on Feb 17, 2011 9:44:11 GMT -8
huge baseball fan. i plan on catching the Mariners/Orioles game on the Tuesday night after Sasquatch (5/31) before we fly back to the east coast the next day. i've been wanting to see that stadium for ages. I know you'll probably be in pretty bad shape Tuesday night, but you should try to show up for BP so you have some time to walk around the stadium. SAFECO is a pretty awesome place. A few key notes: You should probably check out the Intentional Wok just because is has the most awesome name ever. Feel free to make fun of the Mariners, their fans don't care about baseball anyway. I don't know how tight security is, but see if you can make it to the small second deck. They have padded seats and waiters that bring you food. Just hold your menu in the air and they come down and take your order. Not sure that you're an O's fan (so this probably doesn't apply to you). DO NOT expect to stand up and clap for the opposing team with 2 outs and 2 strikes in the bottom of the ninth. Some security guard will inevitably have had one too many mochas and pull the Sasquatch Security power trip.
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