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Post by fixtafernback on Jan 26, 2011 13:31:40 GMT -8
If this thread is out of line I apologize in advance and just delete it.
Anyway, I figure if you MUST respond to something squatchcreep says just do it here and it will keep him posting in here. If he feels the need to copy and any of it back into another thread I would say that probably breaks some kind of ban-a-member rule so it's win-win.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Jan 26, 2011 13:33:04 GMT -8
That dude is nards deep in broken ban-a-member rules. I'm kind of just sitting here with my fingers crossed until Gunther gets off work.
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Post by fixtafernback on Jan 26, 2011 13:35:44 GMT -8
Haha yea, if you think this thread is unnecessary then I'll just delete it, if I can even do that.
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Post by know ID yuh on Jan 26, 2011 13:40:22 GMT -8
Story time.
New guy #1 enters a bar. The regulars beat him up. The next day, he goes to a different bar.
New guy #2 enters a bar. The regulars beat him up. The next day, he goes to a different bar.
New guy #3 enters a bar. The regulars beat him up. He comes back the next day, burns down the bar.
Moral of the story: If you don't want your bar burnt down, don't beat up the new guys.
And for the record, I don't think the guy is actually a scalper. I know what his intention was when he decided to start posting, and it wasn't this. I'm pretty amazed at the attention he is getting.
Troll: 1
Board: 0
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Post by Horned Gramma on Jan 26, 2011 13:41:23 GMT -8
GOD DAMN IT
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Post by Pea on Jan 26, 2011 13:44:36 GMT -8
These have been an EPIC couple of weeks on the Samsquanch boards.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Jan 26, 2011 13:47:11 GMT -8
Ok, squatchasshole. Wanna be part of the board? Post a fucking picture of yourself in the Squatch Boarders: Revealed! thread.
That way we'll know who we're looking for Memorial Day weekend, and we can take turns pissing in your tent.
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Post by interstateeight on Jan 26, 2011 13:52:14 GMT -8
I feel like the story is missing a certain plot point...
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Post by ComesWithASword on Jan 26, 2011 13:54:39 GMT -8
yea, i'm pretty sure the metaphorical bar would have fire extinguishers...
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Post by Horned Gramma on Jan 26, 2011 14:02:19 GMT -8
You also have to wonder why the guy is getting beat up at every bar he goes to. Also, even the most devoted arsonist might have trouble setting a website on fire.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Jan 26, 2011 14:13:35 GMT -8
Meanwhile, congratulations to Hanchoad for moving up the ladder to second worst poster ever.
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squatchcreep
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Post by squatchcreep on Jan 26, 2011 14:33:31 GMT -8
Hey dudes, hoping that one day you will get off my case..
But until then, I'll just keep going with what I can..
Ohh and your assuming way too much about the whole scalping thing..
You don't even know me or who I am..
I'm going to post my picture on the SquatchBoarders thread..
Only because I want you to know who I am..
Maybe we can talk about our differences & be friends in the end..
New guy #1 enters a bar. The regulars beat him up. The next day, he goes to a different bar.
New guy #2 enters a bar. The regulars beat him up. The next day, he goes to a different bar.
New guy #3 enters a bar. The regulars beat him up. He comes back the next day, burns down the bar.
New guy #4 enters a bar. The regulars beat him because of what he believes in. They take his red stapler also. He comes back with a U-Haul carrying 100LBS of C-4. Bar is now a parking lot..
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Post by Horned Gramma on Jan 26, 2011 15:24:03 GMT -8
So boring.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Jan 26, 2011 15:25:18 GMT -8
New guy #4 enters a bar. The regulars beat him because of what he believes in. They take his red stapler also. He comes back with a U-Haul carrying 100LBS of C-4. Bar is now a parking lot.. Threats! BAN NOW. |
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squatchcreep
Grunting Yowie
www.electricforestfestival.com
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Post by squatchcreep on Jan 26, 2011 15:27:25 GMT -8
Hey Gramma, Congratulations to you & Interstate for winning the big award..
2011 CO-Message Board Policemen of the year!
Maybe you could regale us with a speech from the heart?
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Post by Horned Gramma on Jan 26, 2011 15:29:47 GMT -8
So boring. Even more boring than the first time I read it under your avatar. Equally boring to the different but similar text that was under your avatar five minutes before that.
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squatchcreep
Grunting Yowie
www.electricforestfestival.com
Posts: 248
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Post by squatchcreep on Jan 26, 2011 15:46:33 GMT -8
I'm just so excited for the award ceremony.. I got an idea..
You could ride Interstate up to the podium in an un-gay fashion, while Friendly Destroyer looks on in admiration (wishes he could be the rider)..
Adam Zacks would hand you the award, then you would go to thank everything that made it possible..
1.)Crystal Meth
2.)Trailer park finally got high speed internet
3.)Dropping out at the Mall Cop Academy
4.)Chewing Tobacco
5.)Stacks of old country records
6.)Parental Guidance
7.)Allergies to non-processed foods
8.)Denny's Restaurant's
9.)Rash on lower abdomen
10.)Hating
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Post by Horned Gramma on Jan 26, 2011 15:52:42 GMT -8
This thread is like listening to Wilco,khbggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggdsp9gf8y
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squatchcreep
Grunting Yowie
www.electricforestfestival.com
Posts: 248
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Post by squatchcreep on Jan 26, 2011 16:05:06 GMT -8
Hey Gramma nice job on the TrollDoNotOpen account.. Glad I could take up some of your precious time. You must really like me, in order to have two accounts dedicated to me..  |
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Post by Troll: Do Not Open on Jan 26, 2011 16:08:24 GMT -8
Bye Bye Squatchcreep.
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