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Post by HecticDialectic on Nov 29, 2013 17:56:31 GMT -8
My friends and I may be looking for a beer donkey/sex slave. If you're willing to be the sex slave then I"m sure your kids can handle bringing us beer. They may never look at you the same way again though.
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Post by HecticDialectic on Nov 29, 2013 15:30:56 GMT -8
Do any of them know how to weld? Would they be morally against welding a cage for other children?
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Post by HecticDialectic on Nov 29, 2013 14:40:50 GMT -8
Should we be going on the facebook group and trying to recruit the ditziest looking 15 year olds and the toughest looking 30 year olds on the planet to spice the place up all over again. I'll be coming with quite a few folks this year who are understandably stoked to have me back for a bit of summer (who wouldn't be)- maybe I'll tell them to go on here and act tough.
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Post by HecticDialectic on Nov 29, 2013 12:45:06 GMT -8
I am beyond stoked to be making it out- it sucks to always have it happen when I can't be there, and I usually come home at right around the time that I miss two of the Europe ones I'm mostly intersted in as well (Roskilde + T in the Park), so I've been suffering for lack of music festivals.
Not much up over here- just rockin through year 3 of the PhD trying not to lose my mind. That and scamming on people that don't know better/wearing ugly sweaters.
It's not a bad life, other than knowing I've missed out on 2 years of forum hilarity. Anyone been by in the last 2 years to top ma$e?
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Post by HecticDialectic on Nov 29, 2013 10:51:54 GMT -8
I for one am beyond stoked that they are doing doublesquatch this year- since moving to Europe I've missed the last two sasquatches because I can't come back in May- but this year I'm back for the Julysquatch. For those of you still around who know me, and for those who don't- get ready for some spandex and awkwardness.
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Post by HecticDialectic on Feb 29, 2012 17:34:52 GMT -8
I also go through the crow's nest and down through King's Gate. Most because we leave at night and need a 24 hour crossing.
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Post by HecticDialectic on Feb 29, 2012 10:18:21 GMT -8
Hermannator Ice Bock- AMAZING Unibroue- I'll take trois pistoles every time, Raftman is also excellent, and Ephemere (the cassis one, not the apple one- apples are for jerks) Lagunitas- One of my top consistent breweries; never had anything of their's I dont' like. Hop Stoopid is amazing. Also, calgary co-op always carries lagunitas and has for years. Big Rock- Shouldn't be known for doing beer; most overrated craft beer ever. And I can say that, because I too am from Calgary. One good thing about living in Edinburgh? Home of Innis & Gunn. The Rum Cask version is absolutely amazing and has on at least two occasions caused my frontal cortex to stop working Oh, that and being in britain has led to me drinking a *lot* of cider. And a lot of gin. And Pimm's cup. Not all together though and since I have no fancy beer in my room, how about a picture of my new "pint glass". It fits 4 bottles with room at the top for some frothy delicious head. Attachments:
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Post by HecticDialectic on Feb 29, 2012 9:56:17 GMT -8
If I was going to be there this year I'd be going as a chubby canadian in spandex.
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Post by HecticDialectic on Feb 29, 2012 9:52:57 GMT -8
Hectic also knows that being in a morph suit makes smuggling in booze incredibly difficult. THough last year I did get some baggies of vodka in inside of my hood (which was down)
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Post by HecticDialectic on Feb 29, 2012 9:43:57 GMT -8
I've used copycapit, it's a cap that replicates a factory sealed water bottle. Since you can carry one 20oz factory sealed water bottle copycapit is a way to bring in your drinks. check it out www.copycapit.comBAHAHAHA You paid over a dollar each for factory caps? Protip- go to your local homebrew shop- you can get a bag of 24 caps for around 3 bucks. As an added plus, you won't be the kind of person who gets bamboozled by a "hot new sneaky product that helps you stick it to the man"
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Post by HecticDialectic on Dec 6, 2011 12:50:20 GMT -8
I'd like to purchase the rights for the movie about Friendly D's spiral into madness.
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Post by HecticDialectic on Dec 6, 2011 12:29:59 GMT -8
I was listening to Ceremonials again and already regret having FLorence and the Machine on my list. I dont' think I "get" them Although the acoustic versions of the songs on the deluxe disc are quite good.
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Post by HecticDialectic on Dec 6, 2011 11:30:15 GMT -8
And by eventually, I apparently meant "in about an hour"
1- Brite Futures - Dark Past 2- Bon Iver - Bon Iver 3- Blind Pilot - We Are the Tide 4- Tim Kasher - Bigamy: More Songs from the Monogamy Sessions 5- Laura Marling - A Creature I Don't Know 6- Fleet Foxes - Helplessness Blues 7- Cut Off Your Hands - Hollow 8- Delhi 2 Dublin - Delhi 2 Dubland EP 9- Adele - 21 10- Mayer Hawthorne - How Do You Do 11- Okkervil River - I Am Very Far 12- Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears - Scandalous 13- Electric Valentine - The Fuse 14- Florence and the Machine - Ceremonials 15- Mates of State - Mountaintops 16- Girls - Father, Son, Holy Ghost 17- Bassnectar - Divergent Spectrum 18- Mariachi el Bronx - Mariachi el Bronx (II) 19- Blitzen Trapper - American Blackwing 20- Wilco - The Whole Love
------------------------ Admittedly, some of these were only discovered recently from all of your beautiful lists that put me onto some really stellar stuff I missed, so I'm not entirely happy with my ordering of albums (other than Brite Futures being #1- easily the album I listened to the most this year).
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Post by HecticDialectic on Dec 6, 2011 10:23:11 GMT -8
^^ Game of Monogamy was 2010, but Bigamy was 2011, and probably just as good. Definitely on my list for this year, which I may eventually be assed to post.
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Post by HecticDialectic on Nov 26, 2011 19:50:25 GMT -8
Pea, if you won't fuck for sex then we can't be friends. I am a fountain of wit and wisdom. clearly
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Post by HecticDialectic on Nov 26, 2011 10:41:10 GMT -8
We're glad to have you pea. Join the dark side.
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Post by HecticDialectic on Nov 26, 2011 10:33:17 GMT -8
As someone who got roughly the same treatment for just jumping in- I'd say stick to it stakeyjay; don't let the wee little piranhas scare you from jumping in.
You may want to attempt to be funny or to have something interesting to say at some point though. That would probably help your case.
Also, everyone likes sexist avatars, so grab up one of those quickly.
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Post by HecticDialectic on Nov 25, 2011 12:59:03 GMT -8
I had American thanksgiving here in Edinburgh last night- first time I've got to cook in 2 months and did it up bit- made the turkey, mashed potatoes, and roast veggies- both of my american friends brought your crazy sweet potato with marshmallow dish you people love for whatever reason.
it was *good*, especially because I missed proper thanksgiving.
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Post by HecticDialectic on Nov 23, 2011 8:41:03 GMT -8
I feel like its something Ma$e would do.
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Post by HecticDialectic on Nov 19, 2011 20:06:31 GMT -8
FD you ooze badassery.
And I mean that in the best way one can talk about oozing and asses at the same time.
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