Anybody having any luck buying Seattle Neutral Milk Hotel tickets? They apparently went on sale 6 minutes ago, I was hitting "Refresh" and at 10:00 sharp when they went on sale it said "No tickets currently available."
Phish will headline, before Phish takes the stage a quick guitar riff rings out, the crowd bellows out "WIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL-SOOOOOON" as suddenly Russell Wilson of the Superbowl Champions Seattle Seahawks takes the stage with the Lombardi trophy. Introducing a Seahawks clad Phish. They then play Wilson for 17 minutes while Russell Wilson picks up a bass and starts a smooth jam. Suddenly Lynch descends from the hill as the Gorge rumbles with maximum beastquake, the Sky cracks and Wotan the all father descends from the Sky As Ragnarok begins. From the River emerges Jörmundgandr the great serpent as Thor battles the serpent Phish plays on.
You just described the ideal Sasquatch performance.
Sorry man. I saw they were mentioned and figured we could skip the noobies' "what's a Mars Volta??" and just consolidate a post into explaining what happened, as a reference. Then let everybody put in their 2c, then forget about it for another 8-10 months until someone brings it up again, haha.