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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 24, 2014 9:57:46 GMT -8
Where's my wristband!?!?!? Toilet spider stole it.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 24, 2014 8:27:21 GMT -8
Im considering getting rid of my Osheaga ticket and using the monies to buy Pemberton. Do it. I need a nater boob grope at least once this year.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 24, 2014 8:16:45 GMT -8
My dudes. This is really more of a freak-the-fuck-out rather than a kicking rocks situation, but earlier today I was at my local dude's house, I'm on the toilet blindly reaching for the TP, I bring it down for business and then what in the fuck do I see but a huge black spider about the size of a quarter and it's an inch away from my dick. I jumped like 3 feet in the air with my pants down. Shit was insane. Never again will I poop in the dark. This is why I always lift the seat with my big toe.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 23, 2014 21:39:24 GMT -8
Great i am so glad we worked this out. Are you a Canadian by chance? I'm a wizard.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 23, 2014 21:28:01 GMT -8
Will you respond to my yeti cow calls so i can triagluate you? I might.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 23, 2014 20:50:03 GMT -8
If you just listen you can actually hear me grunting and track out where my campsite is between the hours of 2-8 AM.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 23, 2014 17:00:18 GMT -8
Also once you go Goldbeard you don't go no beard.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 23, 2014 16:35:54 GMT -8
However that don't stop me from trying.
Boarders, I said step into my Hyundai.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 23, 2014 16:32:35 GMT -8
So far I'm at 0 but I'm in it for the longest con.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 23, 2014 16:29:18 GMT -8
We're not some booty call message board, chubbystackz. It's my eventual goal to seduce each and every one of you by Sasquatch 2020.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 23, 2014 15:47:14 GMT -8
STOP SAYING BANNED! ...I haven't been able to justifiably ban anyone yet this season and it's making me antsy. You'll get a scalper. I can feel it.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 23, 2014 14:35:22 GMT -8
Ha, I actually have a hammock with a stand. Shit is nearly impossible to transport though. Cbats, I said, straaaap it to my hyundai. Imma take it to the Gorge. In my Hyundai
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 23, 2014 14:00:27 GMT -8
I like this kid, let's adopt him. He's the hero that Sasquatch deserves but not the one it needs right now.
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Hammocks
Apr 23, 2014 13:41:23 GMT -8
via mobile
Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 23, 2014 13:41:23 GMT -8
HG is banned from my Hammock for doubting the hammock.
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Hammocks
Apr 23, 2014 13:33:41 GMT -8
via mobile
Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 23, 2014 13:33:41 GMT -8
Fuck it I'm buying a folding hammock and you are invited to chill out on it. Hammock genius.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 23, 2014 11:38:40 GMT -8
At 11:02am, I received an email from LiveNation telling me my ticket had been printed and will sent to me shortly. But I already received my ticket at 10am this morning. This happened to me as well.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 23, 2014 10:09:47 GMT -8
More time for campground shenanigans. Boom. This is one of the first Sasquatches that I genuinely don't have to catch a show at 1 pm.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 23, 2014 10:08:38 GMT -8
I had to email ticket master about my two orders and at least one of them is at the door after badgering them.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 23, 2014 10:05:46 GMT -8
Lookin' at the schedule, fuckin' finally. There are no conflicts whatsoever, but that is largely due to the fact that there is basically nothing on this lineup that I give a shit about. There's about 10 groups that I actually want to be at. The rest will just enjoy my patronage if they perform well.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 23, 2014 8:59:39 GMT -8
I haven't received a single email from live nation. They're probably not talking to you because the ruckus you raised on the Facebook. They're sending you on the Spicy Pie train. I figured as much.
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