You guys, I'm getting amazing ideas. Anyone who is available in the Seattle area Wednesday night (the day before the day before Sasquatch) should come to the flat and jam. We record the jam, designate some DD's, and then drive to Sasquatch caravan style and storm the fuckin' gates Tenacious D style. We park in an area that is fairly close to the entrance/general store and blast the fuck out of said jam on my sweet car stereo or somebody else's sweeter car stereo. All boarders will be informed that we are blasting the atonal-loud-as-fuck jam with HG on accordion, and will flock to our glorious noise. We party. Best Sasquatch ever. Everyone who wasn't in on the pre-festival jam wants in on the post-festival jam. We caravan back to the flat, our numbers growing exponentially. The Sasquatch Board Band takes on the world and end up headlining Sasquatch 2015. World tour follows. We make the mistake of traveling to Japan and are attacked by those crazy 3 meter spider-crabs from that scale of the universe diagram that davers? posted, but are eventually able to calm them down with our new hit ballad. They join the band and we now have a backing percussion section of giant spider-crabs.
I've always wanted to get an eclectic mishmash of non-powered instruments together for a jam session in a festival campground. I have a Cajon, Melodica, various guitars, Xylophone, Harmonicas, Tambourines and shaker eggs to contribute hopefully next year.