Acoustic guitar, electric guitar, acoustic/electric guitar, bass guitar, slide guitar, analog drum kit, digital drum kit, digital hand-held drum machine from the 1980's, Casio keyboard, Roland keyboard, Yamaha keyboard, the other Casio keyboard, vocoder, enough delay pedals to cover Battles, and multitudes of recorders and microphones for those who claim to be "not musically inclined".
I can record us and make copies for everyone before you leave.
Did I mention the banjo? Train whistle? Melody harp? If you're still reading this just fucking come over and jam.
Just to clarify because this is the Portland thread; I live right outside of Seattle, about a 30 minute drive from Seatac airport for anyone, and I do mean anyone from this board who wants to incorporate said fucked-up atonal jam into their Sasquatch plans. Beforehand or after, preferably after. Even if you focus on the fucked-up part of that sentence, you should come for the experience. My flat is fucking gigantic, and flat, with plenty of space for fucked-up jammers to crash.
Also, my stereo is loud as shit and I own like 12 Animal Collective records.