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Post by Pea on Dec 19, 2011 17:42:47 GMT -8
Fox knows things.
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Post by romanticizer on Dec 19, 2011 18:59:34 GMT -8
Likely factual.
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Post by Pea on Dec 19, 2011 19:11:03 GMT -8
Hahaha and damaging
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Post by Fig on Dec 19, 2011 21:52:49 GMT -8
Seriously though, if it doesn't happen for me within the first night its not gonna happen at all. I could probably qualify as a health hazard by the time I'm done at the gorge
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Post by davers on Dec 19, 2011 22:41:04 GMT -8
But, as the weekend wears on the standards for cleanliness fall.
OK so lets see, so far we have (lets see if I remember how C programming works):
cleanliness = 0; tiredness = 0; drunkness = 0;
while(1);
if { beer
then
drunkness++ }
if { hour
then
tiredness++; dirtyness++; }
if { shower // yeah right
then
dirtyness = 0; }
if { sleep
then
tiredness = 0; } if { drunkness > (tiredness + dirtyness)
then
sex = yes;
else
sex = no;
}
Yeah I clearly forgot how C programming works.
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Post by romanticizer on Dec 20, 2011 1:31:57 GMT -8
But, as the weekend wears on the standards for cleanliness fall. OK so lets see, so far we have (lets see if I remember how C programming works): cleanliness = 0; tiredness = 0; drunkness = 0; while(1); if { beer then drunkness++ } if { hour then tiredness++; dirtyness++; } if { shower // yeah right then dirtyness = 0; } if { sleep then tiredness = 0; } if { drunkness > (tiredness + dirtyness) then sex = yes; else sex = no; } Yeah I clearly forgot how C programming works. Best post ever. Not kidding.
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Post by Shaxspear III Esq. on Dec 20, 2011 14:44:59 GMT -8
I'm with Pea. Provided we give ourselves some good prep time before hand with an ample supply of baby wipes, it's not an issue for my girl and I.
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Post by Fig on Dec 20, 2011 14:52:03 GMT -8
I will say this- it was awfully hard for me to turn down hectic dialectic's spandexed advances.
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Post by Pea on Dec 20, 2011 15:21:10 GMT -8
Showers. Problem=solved.
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Post by J-Dawg on Dec 20, 2011 18:33:03 GMT -8
But, as the weekend wears on the standards for cleanliness fall. OK so lets see, so far we have (lets see if I remember how C programming works): cleanliness = 0; tiredness = 0; drunkness = 0; while(1);if { beer then drunkness++ } if { hour then tiredness++; dirtyness++; } if { shower // yeah right then dirtyness = 0; } if { sleep then tiredness = 0; } if { drunkness > (tiredness + dirtyness) then sex = yes; else sex = no; } Yeah I clearly forgot how C programming works. You did indeed. You have an infinite loop there. (Disclaimer: I write software for a living)
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Post by wompwomp on Dec 20, 2011 18:58:38 GMT -8
Festivals are great for sexy times. I've never had an issue with it.
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Post by davers on Dec 20, 2011 22:36:50 GMT -8
But, as the weekend wears on the standards for cleanliness fall. OK so lets see, so far we have (lets see if I remember how C programming works): cleanliness = 0; tiredness = 0; drunkness = 0; while(1);if { beer then drunkness++ } if { hour then tiredness++; dirtyness++; } if { shower // yeah right then dirtyness = 0; } if { sleep then tiredness = 0; } if { drunkness > (tiredness + dirtyness) then sex = yes; else sex = no; } Yeah I clearly forgot how C programming works. You did indeed. You have an infinite loop there. (Disclaimer: I write software for a living) I thought it was obvious this only applied during sasquatch, but I suppose I could put if(sasquatch) then... But I did remember how if's work so I am fully aware my code is flawed. Thanks for not pointing that out. This code could apply to all of life though so technically an infinite loop works it you always have the option for sex.
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Post by know ID yuh on Dec 21, 2011 1:24:38 GMT -8
Can someone please start a "Dirty Sex at Sasquatch" thread so we can get mase50 back?
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Post by Fig on Dec 21, 2011 5:08:48 GMT -8
I'm flying back east tomorrow, ill put my feelers out for a big red rv and see if I can't instigate him into coming back.
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Post by romanticizer on Dec 21, 2011 15:35:27 GMT -8
Still discussing festival sex, huh?
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Post by davers on Dec 21, 2011 16:04:39 GMT -8
Sex manages to creep its way into every corner of the interwebs, there is no escaping it.
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Post by J-Dawg on Dec 21, 2011 17:45:56 GMT -8
Can someone please start a "Dirty Sex at Sasquatch" thread so we can get mase50 back? We could just poop the orgy thread from last year.
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Post by J-Dawg on Dec 21, 2011 17:49:00 GMT -8
You did indeed. You have an infinite loop there. (Disclaimer: I write software for a living) I thought it was obvious this only applied during sasquatch, but I suppose I could put if(sasquatch) then... But I did remember how if's work so I am fully aware my code is flawed. Thanks for not pointing that out. This code could apply to all of life though so technically an infinite loop works it you always have the option for sex. What you really wanted was: while(1) { do stuff... } not: while(1); which would just get stuck on that one line forever and not do any of the interesting stuff below it. If I get really bored perhaps I'll write a silly little web app along these lines. I already had a few ideas where it could do things based on your board username, like: if you had more than 3 posts on the orgy thread, .... if you're mase50, ... but I'm probably too lazy to actually ever do this, fun as it might be.
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Post by davers on Dec 21, 2011 18:03:20 GMT -8
Ohhh... yeah I can hardly remember how to do the code let alone use correct syntax. I remember I got stuck for 2 hours once because I misspelled 'handle'. How I hated C++.
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Post by J-Dawg on Dec 21, 2011 21:06:38 GMT -8
So, the fact that we're discussing computer programming on the girly thread seems, um, inappropriate or something.
So ladies... back to you.
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