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Post by Hancho on Jan 16, 2011 22:38:43 GMT -8
While I agree with Friendly Destroyer, I can't help but laughing at the vision of Hank Hill saying all these things. Oh, I agree with everything he has to say too. Just not the part where i'm the sexist asshole. Friendly D, go to Huntington Beach sometime and I will assure you, when the weather permits it, girls have no problem wearing thongs and bikinis. I don't need to explain myself. You are being overly analytical here. The point of this thread was asking for suggestions on fashion. I hopped in and made a non serious suggestion about thongs and bikinis. Besides the point, what guy wouldn't want to see that? I'm in no way implying a demeaning attack. It was meant to be a dumb comment. I'm sure nobody read into it as deep as you. Again, If the ladies did get offended they can talk to me and I will happily apologize. Leave it to them to express their feelings. Oh and, By the way, If I wanted to be sexist I would have suggested a mop and knitting supplies. To prove my point, my girlfriend told me to say that and is laughing right now. Guess the problem lies with you. I'm not going to listen to your rant when you don't know shit about me. You won't make me out to be who I'm not on this one. In turn, thats an asshole thing to do.
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Post by Hancho on Jan 16, 2011 22:42:44 GMT -8
Ladies, feel free to make another thread if you feel this one is too polluted by the long and pointless novel friendly D was so kind to post for me. This thread isn't for me, its for you. I promise I won't post "bikinis and thongs" in it.
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Post by emptyfox on Jan 16, 2011 22:46:01 GMT -8
alright... soooo new girly thread than?
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Post by Hancho on Jan 16, 2011 23:05:15 GMT -8
Yes. They deserve it. Untouched by the guys.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Jan 17, 2011 8:10:33 GMT -8
Yes. They deserve it. Untouched by the guys. Yeah, those damn guys that were slapping the counter and howling like wolves about bikinis and thongs, while steam poured out of their ears and a distant train whistle sounded. Oh wait, shithead, that was you.
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Post by Hancho on Jan 17, 2011 21:11:06 GMT -8
Yes. They deserve it. Untouched by the guys. DERP! That was kind of the point. To point out the stereotype that this thread was asking for, dumbass. You can try to slander me all you want for personal gain. I aknowledge that its something you probably need in order to over compensate for your lack of self esteem. To me this board isn't a competition for the most respect, Fuck you very much.
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Post by emptyfox on Jan 17, 2011 21:15:49 GMT -8
Don't you think that maybe, just maybe now that you see that your sophomoric humor hasn't gone over so well with either the women or men of this board, you should stop fucking commenting in this thread?
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Post by Hancho on Jan 17, 2011 21:29:45 GMT -8
Don't you think that this is maybe an A-B conversation and you should mind your own business? and that I don't give a shit what sensitive people think about my humor? Its not about that. Try reading up on what this attention whore has been posting in the Rumors thread in my absence before making an ignorant post like that. I deserve to make my final point to this coward.
Edit: To be fair, I'm sure he'll continue fucking posting in this fucking thread as well.
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Post by Lump on Jan 17, 2011 21:30:48 GMT -8
EVERYBODY QUIT CHANGING THEIR NAMES! It's confusing the hell out of me!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Jan 17, 2011 22:15:17 GMT -8
Hancho is the worst and likes to laugh at marginalized people because it's funny YOU GUYS!(?) Sounds like a good old time there Hanch, sitting up in your ivory straight, white, male tower casting stones on to the "sensitives" that can't take a joke. BECAUSE THEY SHOULD RIGHT? RIGHT? Guys... right?
"C'mon I take all sorts of daily shit that comes my way for being part of the winning genetic lottery that affords me all the opportunity I can shake a stick at without even actually needing to shake any stick at all (it's nuts you guys!), it's more like a magnet, yeah a magnet that dodges all the "sensitives" and comes straight to me. And lets face it, I deserve it, because I gladly let all the stereotypes about being straight, male and white (PERFECT!) that I hear in ABSOLUTE DROVES from people and on the TV and the internets roll right off my back! Just like that! It's so weird, it doesn't even bother me! Why can't Y'all take it? Sheeesh so sensitive I guess."
-your friend the Hanchoswitch
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Jan 17, 2011 22:18:37 GMT -8
Also, thanks for the move Know.
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Post by Hancho on Jan 17, 2011 22:42:11 GMT -8
Yes. Thank you, Moderator. Now any of Us can tell HG how much of a douche he is without being accused (by outside parties) of how much we're polluting a thread.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Jan 17, 2011 22:48:26 GMT -8
Now any of Us can tell HG how much of a douche he is without being accused (by outside parties) of how much we're polluting a thread. I still don't think you GET that the "Frat Boy" comment was aimed at you. I mean your post was only quoted and stuff so I see how you could have been confused. Never mind the fact that you have like "frat boy genes" to such a degree that you probably can't even tell how much of a frat boy you are. You just are, and what are sucks, especially when you post such lame attempts at pretending you actually aren't the problem. Go to bed already.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Jan 17, 2011 22:59:16 GMT -8
That was kind of the point. To point out the stereotype THAT THIS THREAD WAS ASKING FOR, dumbass. Hanchy, hanchy, hanchy.....
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Jan 17, 2011 23:04:23 GMT -8
I DESERVE TO MAKE MY FINAL POINT TO THIS COWARD! Hancho's audition script for the new Civil War mini series being filmed in his brain where the south wins because of HILARIOUSNESS or something. I also liked that part about your "absence".
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Post by Hancho on Jan 17, 2011 23:05:15 GMT -8
Oh but I'm very aware that it is directed toward me. Do I take it personally? No. Seriously, this is this the best this board has to insult me? Brainless frat boy? Sexist asshole? You all are wasting your time and providing HG with some entertainment (like he has anything better to do) in the process. I'm sure in the morning, david will be able to take all of his dying ferret anger and repressed feelings towards family and project it on board members such as myself. Fire away.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Jan 17, 2011 23:05:34 GMT -8
Who the fuck is Hank Evans?
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Jan 17, 2011 23:12:16 GMT -8
My sides are actually splitting and I still can't stop the laughter.
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Post by Hancho on Jan 17, 2011 23:13:22 GMT -8
I DESERVE TO MAKE MY FINAL POINT TO THIS COWARD! Hancho's audition script for the new Civil War mini series being filmed in his brain where the south wins because of HILARIOUSNESS or something. I also liked that part about your "absence". Nice. I'll give that Post some entertainment value. Which mike judge movie or show did you get that line from?
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Jan 17, 2011 23:16:39 GMT -8
He says it in Spy Kids
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