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Post by kymess_jr on Jun 10, 2014 16:18:50 GMT -8
I had a delicious bowl of ramen for breakfast/lunch and, even though that was only 3 hours ago, now I'm eating a huge plate of chilli con carne salad 'cause it's one of the better things my work makes for dinner and if I don't eat it now I'll miss out. I'm gonna be sooo full for the next 5 hours, thank god I work in a back office and can unbutton my pants.
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Post by rüstü on Jun 10, 2014 16:31:53 GMT -8
So full disclosure: my office supplies breakfast and lunch for us. Today there was going to be Indian food for lunch, which I'm not a very big fan of, so my plan was to walk across the street and get a slice of pizza. I ended up taking my lunch later than expected, and just before I left I got an email saying "Sorry to those of you who didn't get enough food for lunch today! For those who didn't get enough, we are ORDERING PIZZA!"
Moral of the story: take your lunch break later than you're supposed to and you might just earn free pizza.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Jun 10, 2014 16:56:13 GMT -8
Just FYI, Nick, I'm guessing I'd eat the burger pictured in the photo with a shelf-life of up to probably 8 days. That should make the window for potential transport pretty wide. Isn't this why microwaves were invented? |
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Jun 10, 2014 16:57:23 GMT -8
So full disclosure: my office supplies breakfast and lunch for us. Today there was going to be Indian food for lunch, which I'm not a very big fan of, so my plan was to walk across the street and get a slice of pizza. I ended up taking my lunch later than expected, and just before I left I got an email saying "Sorry to those of you who didn't get enough food for lunch today! For those who didn't get enough, we are ORDERING PIZZA!" Moral of the story: take your lunch break later than you're supposed to and you might just earn free pizza. Amazon did this for other people in our office all the time. We would hover like ravenous vultures over the leftovers |
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Post by Fig on Jun 10, 2014 17:22:25 GMT -8
If my work bought me lunch every day I would be a fucking millionaire.
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Post by Professor Pancakes on Jun 10, 2014 17:24:50 GMT -8
my office supplies breakfast and lunch for us. How does one get a job in such a paradise? |
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Post by rüstü on Jun 10, 2014 18:17:44 GMT -8
my office supplies breakfast and lunch for us. How does one get a job in such a paradise? You have to beat lucifer himself in a fiddle contest. It's not easy, and you definitely don't want to lose, but the rewards are oh so sweet. |
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Post by rüstü on Jun 10, 2014 18:20:16 GMT -8
No but really, just randomly get a job with a startup that happens to be doing really well. I had no idea what I was getting into but this job is excellent.
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Post by kymess_jr on Jun 10, 2014 19:15:15 GMT -8
my office supplies breakfast and lunch for us. How does one get a job in such a paradise? Get a job in the hospitality industry -- the hotel I work at feeds me everyday for free. I save a lot on groceries, I think, but sometimes that means I have absolutely no food in the house for weeks and end up eating out way too much when I'm not at work. |
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Post by Professor Pancakes on Jun 10, 2014 19:28:36 GMT -8
How does one get a job in such a paradise? Get a job in the hospitality industry -- the hotel I work at feeds me everyday for free. I save a lot on groceries, I think, but sometimes that means I have absolutely no food in the house for weeks and end up eating out way too much when I'm not at work. I know this all too well, having spent 10+ years in the restaurant industry. I was thinking more of free food that I neither cooked nor served to others. An office job to which meals are delivered twice a day? Free food without having to deal with the general public? That sounds pretty close to paradise to me. |
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Post by kymess_jr on Jun 10, 2014 22:05:47 GMT -8
Free food without having to deal with the general public? That sounds pretty close to paradise to me. That would be a dream job for me too. |
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Post by rüstü on Jun 10, 2014 22:07:36 GMT -8
It's especially good when the menu on an average day looks like this! (I'll stop boasting now)  |
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Post by emptyfox on Jun 10, 2014 22:23:51 GMT -8
Who cares if that is in Portland (I do not think so) because the best burger I have eaten here was from Slow Bar. The Slow Burger. For a mere 10 dollars you get 1/2lb. Painted Hills natural beef, Gruyere, onion rings, butter lettuce, pickle relish, garlic aioli. Get it with the salad because the delicious vinaigrette cuts through the richness of the burger. The bar is pretty douchey but damn if that is not the most delicious burg.  I ate a very similar concoction tonight. It's all about squishing that shit until it is almost flat, and then cutting it in half. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2014 7:49:02 GMT -8
 oh.. my.. gawwd |
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Post by chubbystackz on Jun 12, 2014 9:49:44 GMT -8
Keeblerdead Man. I feel remorse. But nom.  |
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Post by comcom on Jun 12, 2014 22:27:07 GMT -8
noodles
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Jun 12, 2014 23:16:35 GMT -8
For some reason I find this post hilarious. |
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Post by StormyPinkness on Jun 20, 2014 15:44:29 GMT -8
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Post by chubbystackz on Jun 27, 2014 8:41:07 GMT -8
YO YOU GUYS. I'm getting Lil Woody's this weekend.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Jun 27, 2014 11:57:29 GMT -8
Yeah, well, I just ate half of a two day old baguette and some a chunk of cheddar (hanker for a hunka).
But, if I go to Seattle this weekend (fingers crossed) I will eat at Tub's. If you are going to be in Seattle I would highly recommend you eat there as well. Best subs.
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