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Post by StormyPinkness on Sept 19, 2013 7:03:48 GMT -8
Look, it is time to stop dancing around the issue. You must choose.
I choose sauce. This does not come with any small amount of deliberation. But in the end this is how it had to be.
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Post by davers on Sept 19, 2013 7:08:58 GMT -8
The official poll from Monday Sasquatch 2012 done on a friends shirt had about a 60/40 win for tits. Just sayin. I've spent way too much of my life discussing this topic.
Tits, but I understand where the sauce people are coming from.
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Post by weenie on Sept 19, 2013 7:41:29 GMT -8
Sorry for stealing your survey there Davers, but it is your brother's fault and I needed to know what the world thought. Plus, it has provided for new facets of the game, such as Foxy bringing up whether milk-based sauces would still exist ('cause they come outta boobs etc.)!
Also, my favorite part of this game is just how happy it makes me to live in a world with both sauce and tits. Cherish it everyday my friends.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Sept 19, 2013 8:08:31 GMT -8
It is an existential question that deserves to be explored.
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Post by Pea on Sept 19, 2013 8:09:26 GMT -8
I'd love to lick some sauce off some tits sometime.
Pea out.
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Post by weenie on Sept 19, 2013 8:43:03 GMT -8
Pea, this is serious. (That is totally my new favorite smiley. He just looks so disappointed in your life choices.)
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Post by Professor Pancakes on Sept 19, 2013 9:24:58 GMT -8
If I choose boobs, would I still be able to at least put butter on my noodles? Cuz I could totally live with that, but I'm not sure I could live in a world without boobs.
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Post by Dr. Crane on Sept 19, 2013 9:53:52 GMT -8
I thought I was in the minority choosing boobs, but there may be a light after all
THINK OF THE CHILDREN PEOPLE
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Post by Pea on Sept 19, 2013 11:09:25 GMT -8
THINK OF A WORLD WITHOUT RANCH PEOPLE
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Post by emptyfox on Sept 19, 2013 12:50:48 GMT -8
OR COCK SAUCE!
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Sept 19, 2013 14:41:18 GMT -8
I thought I was in the minority choosing boobs, but there may be a light after all THINK OF THE CHILDREN PEOPLE Team Boobs, reporting in.
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Post by wonk on Sept 19, 2013 19:26:30 GMT -8
Life without sauce would be so dry.
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Post by Dr. Crane on Sept 19, 2013 19:28:03 GMT -8
Life without boobs would be so empty.
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Post by weenie on Sept 19, 2013 19:54:49 GMT -8
Imagine pasta without sauce! Nuggets with nothing to dip in! POUTINE (or biscuits for you yanks) WITHOUT GRAVY! Thanksgiving would be a nightmare! Children would run in the street with fries with no ketchup! OH GOD THE HUMANITY!!
Whereas to paraphrase my friend "sometimes a nice butt can be better than crappy boobs".
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Post by Jefferin Jeffotash on Sept 19, 2013 19:57:13 GMT -8
I understand 0% of this.
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Post by weenie on Sept 19, 2013 20:14:51 GMT -8
It's a simple question cheese. Wouldja eat the moon if it was made outta spare ribs?
Oops I mean would you prefer to live in a world without sauce, or a world without tits. Saucertits.
(ALSO IMAGINE SPARE RIBS WITHOUT SAUCE YOU BOOB-CHOOSERS!)
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Post by Professor Pancakes on Sept 19, 2013 20:19:57 GMT -8
I agree that that a nice butt is better than nasty boobs, but nice boobs are better than any sauce I've ever tasted. And I've tasted some damn good sauce.
Plus, almost every sauce you sight could be substituted (albeit not as nicely) with butter. Which, coincidentally, comes from boobs.
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Post by Jefferin Jeffotash on Sept 19, 2013 20:23:19 GMT -8
I vote boobs because they make sauce. But sauce don't make boobs.
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Post by wonk on Sept 19, 2013 21:00:39 GMT -8
I vote boobs because they make sauce. But sauce don't make boobs. Your grandfather's sauce made your mother's boobs. #momjoke
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Post by Jefferin Jeffotash on Sept 19, 2013 21:04:55 GMT -8
oh boy, how wrong I was.
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