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Post by rocksteady on May 6, 2012 22:21:20 GMT -8
In need of a ride from Eugene to Sasquatch and back again. I could probably get to Portland if need be, but Eugene is ideal. I would like to get there Thursday, but I am flexible in that regard. I am a 25 y/o male. I'm an experienced festival goer. I'm 420 friendly. I do the best light shows you have ever seen. I know how to get liquor into anywhere. I am just scary enough that people wont mess with us at rest stops. I have a lot of good music, something for any taste. I can either keep to myself or offer plenty of good conversation, whatever your style is. I plan to pay my fair share, with a bonus or two if I like ya. I can meet for coffee or something in Eugene beforehand if you want to see that I'm not crazy...or at least that I can act normal for a half hour.  |
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 7, 2012 6:42:28 GMT -8
It takes more than half an hour to get to Quincy from Eugene.
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 7, 2012 7:02:46 GMT -8
...as if someone attempting to put on 'the best light shows' while I'm driving or even THINKING he could touch my stereo weren't the biggest red flags to be found in that post.
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Post by chud on May 7, 2012 7:03:50 GMT -8
In need of a ride from Eugene to Sasquatch and back again. I would like to get there Thursday, but I am flexible in that regard. Must arrive by Friday at the latest. I'm an experienced festival goer. I do the best light shows you have ever seen. Someone please give him a ride.  |
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 7, 2012 7:18:33 GMT -8
Hint: when attempting to secure a ride from strangers, avoid touting how scary you are.
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Post by davers on May 7, 2012 7:27:22 GMT -8
Do people normally mess with festival goers at rest stops? I never realized I should be bringing along some muscle for when we stop for gas.
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 7, 2012 7:30:36 GMT -8
If I got you all the way there and didn't receive any 'bonuses', I'd know you didn't like me and then you'd be on your own when it came to getting back.
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 7, 2012 7:32:53 GMT -8
This is fun! There's gold in every line of that post.
You don't have a cat named Fish Magician, do you rocksteady?
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 7, 2012 7:33:46 GMT -8
...or a warthog named Be-Bop?
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Post by alex on May 7, 2012 9:05:54 GMT -8
It takes more than half an hour to get to Quincy from Eugene. I think the half hour he's talking about is the time to have a coffee/meet & greet pre-trip. Being able to be normal for a half hour as proof that he's cool, then at the 31 minute mark of the trip wigging the fuck out. At least that's how I read it. |
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 7, 2012 9:09:09 GMT -8
Me too. A half hour of normalcy isn't going to cut it on a six hour drive.
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Post by alex on May 7, 2012 9:38:00 GMT -8
the beauty of the situation is that as long as you're driving you can stop and kick the potential weirdo out of the car on the way. That could make for an awkward situation if a) the kickee still makes it to the festival, and b) finds you.
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Post by rocksteady on May 7, 2012 12:52:32 GMT -8
In need of a ride from Eugene to Sasquatch and back again. I would like to get there Thursday, but I am flexible in that regard. Must arrive by Friday at the latest. I'm an experienced festival goer. I do the best light shows you have ever seen. Someone please give him a ride. Thank you. Pretty Lights is the main reason I'm going. Seen him 4 times so far, he always kills it! Cant wait! |
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Post by rocksteady on May 7, 2012 12:55:16 GMT -8
It takes more than half an hour to get to Quincy from Eugene. No shit. Obviously your a genius so I wont question your authority, but the comment I made was intended to be a joke...You obviously cant really get to know someone well enough to evaluate if they are crazy in a half hour. |
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Post by rocksteady on May 7, 2012 12:58:13 GMT -8
...or a warthog named Be-Bop? doesn't everyone?! How else would I stand a chance against all four turtles? |
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Post by rocksteady on May 7, 2012 13:02:36 GMT -8
Do people normally mess with festival goers at rest stops? I never realized I should be bringing along some muscle for when we stop for gas. Oh ya robbing and raping festival goers at rest stops is happening...Its a thing! Again this was a joke. I'm not scary, I was just making parody of the ride share situation, and ones fears of giving a stranger a ride. |
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Post by rocksteady on May 7, 2012 13:03:22 GMT -8
If I got you all the way there and didn't receive any 'bonuses', I'd know you didn't like me and then you'd be on your own when it came to getting back. I already dont like you. |
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 7, 2012 14:21:35 GMT -8
Then you're already missing the joke. C'mon, it's funny.
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Post by rocksteady on May 7, 2012 15:09:07 GMT -8
Then you're already missing the joke. C'mon, it's funny. I'm totally kidding man, I get it and I like you best so far! ;D |
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Post by onelove on May 8, 2012 12:51:49 GMT -8
if you can make it up to portland i am driving a bus and have plenty of room for you
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