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Post by thehumanspider on Apr 22, 2012 12:01:25 GMT -8
I am totally down for anything beer related. I'll be heading down from abby thursday morning. Way too much time to prepare for this.
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Post by thehumanspider on Apr 22, 2012 12:08:11 GMT -8
I assume that once we all start heading down there we will find some sort of meeting place?? 2nd time going to sasquatch, 3rd time to the gorge. I am pretty good with directions if we meet somewhere other than the thousands of other peeps.
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Post by danl46 on Apr 22, 2012 12:26:44 GMT -8
I'll be setting up as early as possible on Thursday, then some serious chillin.
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Post by ianb3 on Apr 25, 2012 15:57:44 GMT -8
sounds great were gonna be heading east on the 90 theres a lookoutspot just after you cross the river right around the corner from the gorge or we could line it up earlier at a walmart or something
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Post by wyldestallions on Apr 25, 2012 20:04:20 GMT -8
Yeaaaaahhhhh Buddy!!!!! Nice to see some fellow partyers looking to whoop it up at this year! I'm gunna b shotgunnin' them beers like a man on a mission, a mission 2 get D-runk! Holla at me ! We went down with a camp of 18 last year, but totally missed your EPIC Shotgun event (or maybe I was there but just don't remember it, hahahahaha!). This year there are 27 of us coming down from the Chilliwack area and we are PUMPED to rage all night long with anyone and everyone and hopefully not remember any of it so we have to do it all over again the next day. Remember folks (unless you're already drunk from raging, hhahahahaha!) there's no such thing as a belligerent drunk, only an AWESOME DRUNK and you're gunna see 27 AWESOME DRUNKS raging around the campsite (yeeeaah buddy!). There is a Wal-Mart near to where I live that is run by this dude named Creepy Bob (not his real name) who sells all sort of things out of the store that Wal-Mart isn't allowed or supposed to carry (no one pays attention to us in bumble-fuck-nowhere). One of the things he carries are these graded Alcohol Enema kits. They are safe as they control the dose on beer and hard shit and get you drizzy in a hizzy (FUCK YA!). We have bought over 100 of these bad boys (we don't discriminate on gender, but the hoses that go up your you-know-where look like penises, so Bad Boys!!!) and are bringing them down to Sasquatch to have the world record for (well essentially awesomeness) the most people getting fucked up on alcohol enemas at once. Yeeaahh buddy!!!!! How do become a part of history/herstory you may be asking yourself? Easy. Just look for the group of guys that will be roaming the campsite dressed in Neon green Borat swimsuits (sexy, I like!) shouting, "Alcohol Enema 2012!". Good time are approaching and we will rule the world at 2012.
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Post by wyldestallions on Apr 25, 2012 20:05:13 GMT -8
Hey what's up with the picture, girlfriend?
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Post by davers on Apr 25, 2012 20:12:13 GMT -8
Mother of God, that went from annoying do down right scary in the third paragraph. That has NEVER been put to better use.
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Post by wyldestallions on Apr 25, 2012 20:12:50 GMT -8
Mother of God, that went from annoying do down right scary in the third paragraph. That has NEVER been put to better use. Many fear our awesomeness. It's true.
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ianb3
Baby Eating Ice Cream
Fast Times at Sasquatch
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Post by ianb3 on Apr 25, 2012 20:21:28 GMT -8
now were getting somewhere! considering i'm bringing enough beer to injure myself imbibing it orally, i may opt out of the whole "shoving alchohol up my ass" routine. but im 100% on board with raging the fuck out and getting awesome. lets keep in touch make sure this happens!
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Post by nater on Apr 25, 2012 20:31:47 GMT -8
So when you do an alcohol enema, do you shit your pants like you would if you did a normal enema? Does this mean that there is going to be 100+ people simulataneously shitting themselves?
Because that I would like to see.
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Post by jessepoulin on Apr 25, 2012 20:45:27 GMT -8
haha this wyldestallions guy sounds wack, i love it! cant wait to conjoin forces and see where this years sasq takes us! fun dips all round!
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Post by emptyfox on Apr 25, 2012 21:44:40 GMT -8
best troll
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Post by kymess_jr on Apr 26, 2012 1:42:23 GMT -8
Haha, I can't wait to find out which one of yous is wyldestallions. That was a great read. And what made it even better is I read the whole thing in my buddy's voice - for anyone that met him at Coachella, Jon's voice - classic bro.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Apr 26, 2012 5:59:04 GMT -8
This Wylde Stallions guy sounds like quite the Renaissance man if you as(s)k me.
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Post by davers on Apr 26, 2012 6:56:53 GMT -8
You guys are so quick to call troll. You act like it's impossible that there are people out there who like putting alcohol up their asses in large groups. I saw this on the news, it's totally real!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Apr 26, 2012 7:06:19 GMT -8
You guys are so quick to call troll. You act like it's impossible that there are people out there who like putting alcohol up their asses in large groups. I saw this on the news, it's totally real! Dude, I'm with you. You cannot make this shit up.
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Post by Pea on Apr 26, 2012 7:11:33 GMT -8
You guys are so quick to call troll. You act like it's impossible that there are people out there who like putting alcohol up their asses in large groups. I saw this on the news, it's totally real! Shut up, troll.
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Post by weenie on Apr 26, 2012 7:55:31 GMT -8
You guys are so quick to call troll. You act like it's impossible that there are people out there who like putting alcohol up their asses in large groups. I saw this on the news, it's totally real! OMGZ Rainbow parties!!! Kids today rabble rabble rabble...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2012 8:09:41 GMT -8
Maybe it's just me, but if were EVER going to try putting alcohol up my ass, it would not be in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of strangers. If something goes wrong you're a long way from help, and a shower.
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Post by Pea on Apr 26, 2012 8:14:47 GMT -8
Let's all put ecstasy in our butts!
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