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Post by Pea on Mar 29, 2012 13:13:39 GMT -8
HG and Stormy are cute as kittens!
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Post by StormyPinkness on Mar 29, 2012 13:13:39 GMT -8
find someone equally as fucked in the head as I am. This is key.
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Post by romanticizer on Mar 29, 2012 13:15:31 GMT -8
You already know what we look like so I feel like I am not revealing anything here, and this is on my FB anyway. This is two people who love each other and just got hitched. They spent almost five years to get to that point and are about to celebrate five years of marriage. Nothing is guaranteed but sometimes you take a chance. It is not for everyone, but when I look at this picture it makes me happy that I did it. Awwwwww you guyssss! The cutest god damn thing on earth.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Mar 29, 2012 13:15:38 GMT -8
HG and Stormy are cute as kittens! Thank you. That was a well timed candid shot that HG's mom got.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Mar 29, 2012 13:18:50 GMT -8
Damn we were lookin good when we got married.
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Post by wompwomp on Mar 29, 2012 13:19:19 GMT -8
That picture is fucking adorable. Awwwwww, yay love.
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Post by Warily on Mar 29, 2012 14:33:47 GMT -8
Haha I love the way this thread is going. I was neutral on weddings until I had to work about half a dozen of em...I've got everything from really chill ones to hysterical ones.
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Post by romanticizer on Mar 29, 2012 14:36:15 GMT -8
The only way I will ever get married would be in Vegas. I hate everything that has to do with traditional weddings. They're the most wasteful, wallet-draining, and narcissistic rituals on earth. Lets get married. But if we are doing it in vegas, Im going to require you to dress as Elvis. Pea gets more e-play than anyone I've ever seen.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2012 14:40:22 GMT -8
I love that picture so much. You two are amazing.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Mar 29, 2012 14:42:58 GMT -8
(Souly, we are still married! I can't wait to see you !)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2012 14:44:41 GMT -8
I'm the worst lifeguard ever lately because I can't think of anything else!!!
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Post by nater on Mar 29, 2012 15:10:30 GMT -8
Lets get married. But if we are doing it in vegas, Im going to require you to dress as Elvis. My last dual-citizenship plan fell through, so I guess I'll give it another whirl. I can do a stellar Elvis lip curl, too. Wait... I think I just realized that the most attractive thing about being with me is getting dual citizenship. I need to do some soul searching.
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Post by romanticizer on Mar 29, 2012 15:12:46 GMT -8
My last dual-citizenship plan fell through, so I guess I'll give it another whirl. I can do a stellar Elvis lip curl, too. Wait... I think I just realized that the most attractive thing about being with me is getting dual citizenship. I need to do some soul searching. I would marry you for at least 2 reasons besides dual-citizenship is that is any consolation.
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Post by nater on Mar 29, 2012 15:14:10 GMT -8
It is. I'm curious what those two reasons are... but I think leaving it a mystery might be better.
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Post by romanticizer on Mar 29, 2012 15:40:40 GMT -8
It is. I'm curious what those two reasons are... but I think leaving it a mystery might be better. Haha. I would be a way better fake wife than Pea would be a fake or real husband.
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Post by nater on Mar 29, 2012 15:43:01 GMT -8
I'd love to have a real wife. Come home from work.. dinner is on the table, house is clean, my "dick" is ready to be sucked. I wish I was a man 50 years ago.
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Post by romanticizer on Mar 29, 2012 15:46:25 GMT -8
Girls still do those things. They are called Mormons.
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Post by nater on Mar 29, 2012 15:50:53 GMT -8
I'm honestly surprised Mormons perform oral sex.
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Post by romanticizer on Mar 29, 2012 15:53:25 GMT -8
If that surprises you, try going to an almost all-Mormon highschool. We're talking HJs in seminary, for real.
I would be that type of housewife if I didn't have to work all day like back then. You would have nothing better to do.
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Post by nater on Mar 29, 2012 15:56:32 GMT -8
I actually did for my final year of highschool here in Calgary. Mostly Mormon, followed closely by Christian. I remember peeing once and hearing some girls gossip about another girl, saying she was "such a slut, she's not even a Christian"... oh man. I hated that year of my life.
And I would also be that kind of wife if I wasn't allowed to work. Don Draper would be my husband. It would be hot.
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