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Post by sposquatch on Mar 23, 2012 20:44:57 GMT -8
If you live in Spokane, or just passing through, I could really use your help. I am the only one going, but my Jeep will not make it on the freeway. I have 2-3 bags and a tent. If you have any room to accommodate me, you will find yourself handsomely compensated. I'm a great cook and will be bringing really great treats, but if you need money for gas and stuff I can do that too. If it makes any difference I'm a 24yr old white male. Please let me know if you're a cute Canadian woman because that would be my ideal accommodation. jk, lol  Thanks -Alex |
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Post by Fig on Mar 23, 2012 21:41:12 GMT -8
IDK MY BFF JILL
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Post by sposquatch on Mar 23, 2012 22:27:48 GMT -8
can you elaborate further please?
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Post by Horned Gramma on Mar 24, 2012 9:13:02 GMT -8
What he means is that you sound like a fourteen year old girl when you use LOL-speak, and you come across as a skeez when you specify wanting a woman to drive you to Sasquatch.
OMG JK LOLOLOL
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Post by sposquatch on Mar 24, 2012 11:00:14 GMT -8
Well, this a little unsettling. I come here asking for help, but the only idiots who respond think I'm full of it. There isn't anything wrong with having a little fun. Everyone uses "lol-speak" so please spare me the insult.
And if you must know, I love and cherish women dearly. Even though I'm a MAN, I'm not some ordinary man. There was nothing "sleezy" about what I said. In fact, it's this exact stereotype that tarnishes any good guy. I can't live the life I want or have a conversation with ANY woman without some numb-nuts judging me.
On top of that, there must be something terribly wrong with you if you're able to presume such an exaggeration from something so general. Do us all a favor and drink some battery acid.
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Post by Fig on Mar 24, 2012 11:12:05 GMT -8
One step ahead of you boss.
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Post by Pea on Mar 24, 2012 11:13:54 GMT -8
I love and cherish women dearly.  |
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Post by Drew on Mar 24, 2012 12:22:42 GMT -8
Empty jinxed us by talking about how good all the newbies are
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Post by romanticizer on Mar 24, 2012 12:32:04 GMT -8
Not going through Spokane but good luck.
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Post by nater on Mar 24, 2012 12:35:46 GMT -8
Post pics of your mangina. Then I might consider it.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Mar 24, 2012 12:42:57 GMT -8
Well, this a little unsettling. I come here asking for help, but the only idiots who respond think I'm full of it. There isn't anything wrong with having a little fun. Everyone uses "lol-speak" so please spare me the insult. And if you must know, I love and cherish women dearly. Even though I'm a MAN, I'm not some ordinary man. There was nothing "sleezy" about what I said. In fact, it's this exact stereotype that tarnishes any good guy. I can't live the life I want or have a conversation with ANY woman without some numb-nuts judging me. On top of that, there must be something terribly wrong with you if you're able to presume such an exaggeration from something so general. Do us all a favor and drink some battery acid. Cool, so based on that who wants to give this guy a ride...? |
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Post by nater on Mar 24, 2012 12:45:25 GMT -8
Well, this a little unsettling. I come here asking for help, but the only idiots who respond think I'm full of it. There isn't anything wrong with having a little fun. Everyone uses "lol-speak" so please spare me the insult. And if you must know, I love and cherish women dearly. Even though I'm a MAN, I'm not some ordinary man. There was nothing "sleezy" about what I said. In fact, it's this exact stereotype that tarnishes any good guy. I can't live the life I want or have a conversation with ANY woman without some numb-nuts judging me. On top of that, there must be something terribly wrong with you if you're able to presume such an exaggeration from something so general. Do us all a favor and drink some battery acid. Cool, so based on that who wants to give this guy a ride...? Post pics of your mangina. Then I might consider it. |
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Post by Horned Gramma on Mar 24, 2012 12:45:50 GMT -8
Empty jinxed us by talking about how good all the newbies are It's ok, it's been a while since someone earned a Baby Eating Ice Cream avatar. LOLOL |
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Post by Horned Gramma on Mar 24, 2012 12:48:29 GMT -8
One step ahead of you boss. Hook it uuuuuupppp |
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Post by Horned Gramma on Mar 24, 2012 13:26:03 GMT -8
Anyway, dude, just this: shut the fuck up. It was skeezy. Why would you specifically request a 'cute Canadian woman' unless your request was trying to imply that you would like to have sex with the person giving you a ride? I don't care if it's a joke, and I don't think it is. It's not like we know you. You're a random internet dude looking for random sex on the internet. They have Craigslist for that. Ass.
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Post by Fig on Mar 24, 2012 14:01:05 GMT -8
Hello hi i saw ur ad posted and figured i wuld reply WAT THE HECK RIGHT lolol newayz so im a cute canadian gurl lookn 4 a partner to ride with to mollysquatch thru spokompton R U STILL LOOKIN? (in my mind i put lil faces in those too Os hehehe) let me no i also may r may not hav sex wit u
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Post by Horned Gramma on Mar 24, 2012 14:03:21 GMT -8
fig
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hey fig
I THINK IT'S WORKING
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Post by Fig on Mar 24, 2012 14:05:44 GMT -8
If that's the case, I feel bad for anybody who comes in to race go karts tonight.
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Post by Cysquatch on Mar 24, 2012 14:24:07 GMT -8
I may have considered offering a ride until I read your little rant. I never "lol", "rofl", or any of that shit. About the only thing i do is "wtf", which very much applies to this thread.
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Post by Fig on Mar 24, 2012 14:29:06 GMT -8
PWN'd by somebody in Montana; doesn't get any worse than that.
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