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Post by StormyPinkness on Feb 17, 2012 21:57:32 GMT -8
Pterodactyl Time
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2012 21:59:25 GMT -8
I can't stop looking at them
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Post by Shaxspear III Esq. on Feb 18, 2012 4:02:11 GMT -8
Rule #34 strikes again
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Post by wompwomp on Feb 18, 2012 10:06:48 GMT -8
hahaha, what the hell happened here last night? This place got weird.
I was once with a girl who said to me, just as we were about to enter coitus, "Uh-oh, someone better alert the church elders"....I thought that was a strange thing to say. I brushed it off as nerves or whatever and continued on. However every other time we did it she would say it! Total boner killer.
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Post by Pea on Feb 18, 2012 10:11:36 GMT -8
Peeps need to shut up and crank the tunes during funfun time. Problem: SOLVED!
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Feb 18, 2012 10:18:04 GMT -8
"Uh-oh, someone better alert the church elders"....I thought that was a strange thing to say. Well, this wins for greatest sentence ever. |
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Post by emptyfox on Feb 18, 2012 10:19:51 GMT -8
What does that even mean? That takes the cake for weirdest shit I've ever heard.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Feb 18, 2012 10:20:14 GMT -8
Peeps need to shut up and crank the tunes during funfun time. Problem: SOLVED! Wait, Babe, stop for just one second. Check out this killer drum solo! Actually, stay right there. Don't move, I'm just going to turn it up. You've GOT to hear this solo." |
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Post by Pea on Feb 18, 2012 10:22:31 GMT -8
Wait, Babe, stop for just one second. Check out this killer drum solo! Actually, stay right there. Don't move, I'm just going to turn it up. You've GOT to hear this solo." That has truly ruined many moments for me. but it's more along the lines of, "OH GOD DAMN IT PANDORA! A DUBSTEP REMIX!? REALLY!? DUBSTEP AT A TIME LIKE THIS!?" |
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Post by J-Dawg on Feb 18, 2012 10:23:34 GMT -8
Wait, Babe, stop for just one second. Check out this killer drum solo! Actually, stay right there. Don't move, I'm just going to turn it up. You've GOT to hear this solo." That has truly ruined many moments for me. but it's more along the lines of, "OH GOD DAMN IT PANDORA! A DUBSTEP REMIX!? REALLY!? DUBSTEP AT A TIME LIKE THIS!?" Yeah, because then you have to wait for the drop and everything. Downer. |
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Feb 18, 2012 10:24:31 GMT -8
Wait, Babe, stop for just one second. Check out this killer drum solo! Actually, stay right there. Don't move, I'm just going to turn it up. You've GOT to hear this solo." That has truly ruined many moments for me. but it's more along the lines of, "OH GOD DAMN IT PANDORA! A DUBSTEP REMIX!? REALLY!? DUBSTEP AT A TIME LIKE THIS!?"  |
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Feb 18, 2012 10:25:26 GMT -8
I bet you Wompwomp makes love with Dubstep on. And with the lights on.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Feb 18, 2012 10:26:11 GMT -8
That has truly ruined many moments for me. but it's more along the lines of, "OH GOD DAMN IT PANDORA! A DUBSTEP REMIX!? REALLY!? DUBSTEP AT A TIME LIKE THIS!?" Yeah, because then you have to wait for the drop and everything. Downer. |
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 18, 2012 10:36:10 GMT -8
hahaha, what the hell happened here last night? This place got weird. I was once with a girl who said to me, just as we were about to enter coitus, "Uh-oh, someone better alert the church elders"....I thought that was a strange thing to say. I brushed it off as nerves or whatever and continued on. However every other time we did it she would say it! Total boner killer. In all seriousness, that sounds like you were boinking a Mormon girl. Or recently reformed. Yes? I've heard similar statements. |
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Post by wompwomp on Feb 18, 2012 10:50:20 GMT -8
I bet you Wompwomp makes love with Dubstep on. And with the lights on. Definitely lights on. And with a James Murphy DJ mix on. In all seriousness, that sounds like you were boinking a Mormon girl. Or recently reformed. Yes? I've heard similar statements. Correct. She would say it all giggly like we were doing something super risque? I don't know, it was weird as hell. |
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 18, 2012 10:53:44 GMT -8
Trust me, for her sayng that was a HUGE turn-on.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 18, 2012 10:55:23 GMT -8
Also, for her even touching your thigh counts as super risque.
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Post by romanticizer on Feb 18, 2012 11:10:19 GMT -8
1. That is super weird and creepy regarding the elders. Maybe if she said it once right after you had had a discussion about her reformation it could be funny and cute. But otherwise, what? Every other time!? I wonder if she still says it...
2. Reading Pea describe his sex is hysterical.
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Post by Rusty on Feb 18, 2012 12:38:30 GMT -8
My current girlfriend vomited a full pitcher of beer on my face as we were making out, got embarrassed, ran to the bathroom and slipped on a rug, hit her head on the concrete floor and was rendered unconscious.
Not recommended foreplay winner.
Edit: this was on the second date.
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Post by Lump on Feb 18, 2012 13:04:56 GMT -8
Is that even physically possible?
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