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Post by stamper on Jan 26, 2012 12:42:46 GMT -8
Oh good lord. Say something to convince me you're not serious. Quick. I'll just go ahead and cover for him and let you know he's not serious. (You should know this!) Thanx Lumps! I'm glad somebody here gets me No, I wasn't serious. not even remotely. I think people that buy into that whole birthers bullshit are absolute jacktards. Even it were true, that Obama wasn't born in the United State, which it isn't. I still wouldn't care - why would I? If anything, it'd mean I'd have a better chance at becoming the first American President from Bermuda. VOTE FOR STAMPER 2016!!!!
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Post by Horned Gramma on Jan 26, 2012 12:44:08 GMT -8
Bah. Whip-its are rad. She just sucks
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Post by wonk on Jan 26, 2012 12:56:20 GMT -8
If that's her drug of choice, she must order that shit several cases at a time.
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Post by Lump on Jan 26, 2012 13:24:20 GMT -8
Adorable little girl saves her mother's life with a Pizza Slap. Ha ha! "... but first I slapped my mom with a piece of pizza". I feel she just wanted any excuse to slap her mom with a piece of pizza. Either way that was heroic/adorable/hilarious. The real icing on the cake is the upward inflection she puts on the word "pizza." That gives it that extra hilarious kick.
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Post by Fig on Jan 26, 2012 16:24:52 GMT -8
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Post by StormyPinkness on Jan 26, 2012 16:35:15 GMT -8
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Post by stamper on Jan 27, 2012 11:54:26 GMT -8
Unhappy aniversary to NASA. On this day 45 years ago, they lost Apollo 1 in an explosion. And then tomorrow, it will mark the 26th anniversary of the Challenger explosion.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Jan 27, 2012 11:56:45 GMT -8
NASA: We Don't Cause Explosions Anymore
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Post by Fig on Jan 29, 2012 12:32:22 GMT -8
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Post by Fig on Jan 29, 2012 12:34:43 GMT -8
To add to that, adbusters activated the occupy signal yesterday to encourage anybody and everybody to get to Chicago by May 8th.
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Post by J-Dawg on Jan 29, 2012 12:39:29 GMT -8
NASA: We Don't Cause Explosions Anymore NASA: We don't get enough funding to cause explosions anymore
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Post by Pea on Jan 29, 2012 12:44:29 GMT -8
USA: We don't have any money to fund NASA explosions because we're too busy funding desert explosions.
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Post by Fig on Jan 29, 2012 13:03:45 GMT -8
NASA: We don't get anough funding to cause explosions because police are getting federal funds to buy tanks to explode protesters. The Alameda County Sheriffs showed off a new toy last night:
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Post by Pea on Jan 29, 2012 13:17:25 GMT -8
Did they steal that from the set of Total Recall??
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Post by Fig on Jan 29, 2012 14:41:53 GMT -8
Can't tell in that pic but it even has a water cannon on top of it in case the protesters get thirsty.
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Post by Rusty on Jan 29, 2012 15:19:15 GMT -8
Can't tell in that pic but it even has a water cannon on top of it in case the protesters get thirsty. Oh, well that was very thoughtful, how nice...
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Post by Pea on Jan 29, 2012 15:51:15 GMT -8
That cannon would instantly be the coolest thing on earth if they filled the tank with chocolate milk.
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Post by romanticizer on Jan 29, 2012 16:10:21 GMT -8
That is absolutely insane looking. Why does a PD have tank? It's not even SWAT specific. Fuck.
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Post by Fig on Jan 29, 2012 16:17:50 GMT -8
Pea for Oakland PD police chief!
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Post by Fig on Jan 29, 2012 21:22:37 GMT -8
National Park Police, apparently too eager to wait until the given eviction deadline of tomorrow, approach a random guy who was in his tent at Occupy DC and then tase him. Eventually, as he is calling out for an ambulance and telling the cops of a pre-existing medical condition he has, he goes into a seizure at which point the police opt to throw him him in a paddywagon rather than wait for the ambulance which had been called (by the protesters, not the police).
America, fuck yeah!
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