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[Horned Gramma]

Yah. Huge outrage about ten years ago over Tinky-Winky being gay because he is purple and has a triangle on his head. White Republicans are as scared of penises as they are of vaginas, it would seem.

I think it's funny that anyone would be calling for a ban on the Teletubbies, considering I don't think I've seen Teletubbies on the air since around that time. Probably for the best -- that shit is like crack. I would sit and watch it all diggity day long if it were still being broadcast.

[davers]

Old white Republicans aren't scared of vaginas, they just know less about them than I do, which is saying a lot.

[StormyPinkness]

They secretly love penises and are terrified of vaginas autonomous women.

[Pea]

Aug 21, 2012 14:08:47 GMT -8 StormyPinkness said:

vaginas autonomous

Isn't that a member of GWAR?

[StormyPinkness]

Yeah, and that mask is crazy, let me tell you what.

[Fig]

Aug 21, 2012 10:00:29 GMT -8 Horned Gramma said:

Ukraine calls for ban on Spongebob Squarepants because he is 'gay'.

news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/ukrainian-commission-wants-ban-gay-spongebob-teletubbie-losers-204737552.html

Psychologist Irina Medvédeva is quoted in the study, alleging that children aged 3 to 5 years old, "pull faces and make jokes in front of adults they don't know, laugh out loud and repeat nonsense phrases in a brazen manner," after viewing the shows.

Lucy's people are a proud people.

[Horned Gramma]

LL Cool J responds to twenty years' worth of teasing about not being gangsta enough by beating the ever-loving shit out of a burglar.

www.cnn.com/2012/08/23/showbiz/ll-cool-j-burgar/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

[StormyPinkness]

Ladies LOVE Cool James

[Horned Gramma]

Robble robble BITCH


THINK AGAIN SUCKA


OHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[Shaxspear III Esq.]

A 110lb, 56 year old burglar. Tres gangster.

[Cysquatch]

Sasquatch hoax gone wrong.

missoulian.com/news/state-and-regional/pedestrian-killed-on-u-s-while-staging-bigfoot-hoax/article_b3557792-f05a-11e1-81c4-0019bb2963f4.html

[nater]

New Genitalia-Headed Fish Is Evolutionary Mystery


news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/08/120827-genitalia-head-fish-sex-animals-science/?source=link_fb20120828news-fishhead&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=link_fb20120828news-fishhead&utm_campaign=Content

I bit into a gusher while reading... "Phallostethus cuulong is only the 22nd known species of its family, Phallostethidae, all of which bear their copulatory organs just behind their mouths.

As with all Phallostethus—"penis chest" in Greek—species, the male uses its bony "priapium" to clasp a female while he inserts sperm into her urogenital opening, also located on the head..."

And it made me feel really awkward.

[nater]

Missing woman unwittingly joins search party for herself

cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2012/08/28/20150421.html?cid=rssnewsweird news

A group of tourists spent hours Saturday night looking for a missing woman near Iceland's Eldgja canyon, only to find her among the search party.

[Drew]

That is hilarious

[Horned Gramma]

It was B j o r k, wasn't it. That sounds like something she would do.

[wonk]

Amazing grace! How sweet the sound
That saved a wretch like me.
I once was lost, but now am found,
Was blind but now I see.

[Drew]

So Barack Obama is doing an AMA on reddit right now. Geno, are you there trolling him?

[Pea]

Aug 29, 2012 12:53:27 GMT -8 Drew said:

So Barack Obama is doing an AMA on reddit right now. fig, are you there trolling him?

[wompwomp]

Looks like he broke it, has anyone been able to get in?

Over 10,000 comments in under an hour. That is nuts.

A tweet made me lol: "Breaking! Barack Obama the first black person on Reddit."

[StormyPinkness]

Yeah I was able to look no problem. I only saw answers to like five questions, though.