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Post by Lump on May 21, 2011 15:48:35 GMT -8
The only thing I need is this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game. The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all I need. And that's ALL I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think, I'm some kind of a jerk or something? And this. That's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair. And I don't need one other thing, except my dog. ::dog growls::... I don't need my dog.
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Post by StormyPinkness on May 21, 2011 18:13:19 GMT -8
I love my son. I love my dead gay son! CORN NUTS!!!! *dies* Yay, Stamper! That is one of my favorite movies. |
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Post by stamper on May 21, 2011 18:39:24 GMT -8
ditto.
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Post by stamper on May 21, 2011 18:54:24 GMT -8
here's my personal favorite.... feel free to use this as a sig
i live my life a quarter mile at a time
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chaco
Grunting Yowie
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Post by chaco on May 22, 2011 8:29:45 GMT -8
Desperation - it's the world's worst cologne.
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Post by Lump on May 22, 2011 8:32:03 GMT -8
You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore.
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Post by Lump on May 22, 2011 8:33:12 GMT -8
"McKinley needs to experience 'The Ultimate'"
"You mean penis-in-vagine?"
"No, dickhead - sex."
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Post by stamper on May 22, 2011 8:58:12 GMT -8
ATREYU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by interstateeight on May 22, 2011 11:24:37 GMT -8
"Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter."
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Post by Drew on May 22, 2011 12:09:19 GMT -8
"I need to pee on her"
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Post by z3phyr13 on May 22, 2011 12:12:34 GMT -8
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Post by stamper on May 23, 2011 11:43:46 GMT -8
Miss Scarlet: Do you miss him?
Mrs. White: Well, it's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life.
Wadsworth: But, he was your second husband. Your first husband also disappeared.
Mrs. White: But that was his job. He was an illusionist.
Wadsworth: But he never reappeared!
Mrs. White: He wasn't a very good illusionist.
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Rusty
North American Scumfoot
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Post by Rusty on May 23, 2011 12:05:37 GMT -8
Clifford O'Mally-"My name is Cliff, brother of Joe, I got me some crack, and I want me some hoes... Everybody say yeahhhh" Josh and Cooper - "Yeahhhhh?  ?" |
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Post by Catherine Sun Chips on May 23, 2011 12:06:35 GMT -8
First baby? Came out sideways. She didn't scream or nuthin'.
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Post by Shaxspear III Esq. on May 23, 2011 15:12:01 GMT -8
Head! Pants!!! NOW!!!
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Post by Switch on May 23, 2011 15:13:21 GMT -8
Tis the season to be merry.
Well, that's my name.
No shit?
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Post by stamper on Jun 3, 2011 7:47:18 GMT -8
one of the greatest monologues on life...
Mitch:
Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so quickly. When you're a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, "What happened to my twenties?" Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You'll call it a procedure, but it's a surgery. Your sixties you have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two, lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate in soft yogurt and muttering "how come the kids don't call?" By your eighties, you've had a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call mama.
Any questions?
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Post by z3phyr13 on Jun 5, 2011 20:51:57 GMT -8
McLovin? Were you violating that girl? Were you violating her with your penis?
(fucking love this movie)
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Post by Lump on Jun 6, 2011 21:37:52 GMT -8
"Rob, thank you for that kind introduction. We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five. "
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Rusty
North American Scumfoot
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Post by Rusty on Jun 6, 2011 21:44:38 GMT -8
^^^ hahaha, Classic.
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