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Post by Lump on Apr 23, 2011 16:53:18 GMT -8
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife. Fuck, that is the most ironic thing I have ever heard. Don't ya think? A little TOO ironic. Yeah, I really do think.
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Post by emptyfox on Apr 23, 2011 16:55:33 GMT -8
and who would have thought, it figures.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2011 17:56:02 GMT -8
This ain't no V Tech shit or Columbine But after bowlin', I went home for some damn Adventure Time
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Post by Shaxspear III Esq. on Apr 24, 2011 0:07:26 GMT -8
I had the exact same thought. I swear our minds are connected, and that our minds may or may not be working for the greater good of this board. I really wish their was a word for that. It shall be henceforth be known as board-brain.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Apr 24, 2011 11:19:55 GMT -8
Oh get over it. I think that J.W.W. is a fuckwit for like nine different reasons, I was just throwing the hive mind shit in there for good measure.
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Post by Shaxspear III Esq. on Apr 24, 2011 14:36:17 GMT -8
Haha just busting balls my friend.
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Post by Rusty on Apr 27, 2011 18:09:55 GMT -8
Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this 50 inch screen, money green leather sofa Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur
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Post by J-Dawg on Apr 27, 2011 18:32:10 GMT -8
With fingernails that shine like justice And a voice that is dark like tinted glass She is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack She's touring the facilities and picking up slack
But why she would trade an MG for a White Chrysler LeBaron is beyond me.
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Apr 29, 2011 3:09:05 GMT -8
Birds fall from the window ledge above mine then they flap their wings at the laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassstttttttttttttttttttt secooooooooooond.
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Post by wompwomp on Apr 29, 2011 5:50:41 GMT -8
Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this 50 inch screen, money green leather sofa Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur Birthdays was the worst days, now we sip champagne when we thirst-ayyyyyyyyy
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Post by Lump on Apr 29, 2011 14:52:27 GMT -8
Birds fall from the window ledge above mine then they flap their wings at the laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassstttttttttttttttttttt secooooooooooond. Cuts swatches out of all material.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Apr 29, 2011 14:58:08 GMT -8
I long to be dead center of a curious crowd To be touched sticky like nearly dried paint Their soft silent stare, nursing your face Anticipating the slightest pinch I flinch of pain Everyone blank in accident awe as the car crash fiberglass dust straight up settles on your raw muscle tissue
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Post by davers on Jul 15, 2011 18:01:12 GMT -8
They played this song at the bar the other night. I cant believe I used to sing along to this in the car when my parents drove me around... I thought the would make this verse funny. The sky it was gold, it was rose I was taking tips of it to my nose And I wish I could get back there Some place back there Smiling in the pictures you would take Doing crystal meth Will lift you up until you break It won't stop I won't come down, I keep stock With a tick-tock rhythm A poop for the drop And then I FUCKED up I took the hit that I was given Then I pooped again And then I pooped again I said How do I get back there to The place where I fell asleep inside you? How do I get myself back to The place where you said
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Post by z3phyr13 on Jul 15, 2011 18:52:15 GMT -8
I want something else, to get me through this Semi-Charmed Life baby baby.
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Jul 16, 2011 0:15:19 GMT -8
Doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break
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Post by Peter Gibbons on Jul 16, 2011 9:55:16 GMT -8
You have so many relationships in this life Only one or two will last You go through all this pain and strife Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast And they're gone so fast So hold on to the ones who really care In the end they'll be the only ones there When you get old and start losing your hair Can you tell me who will still care? Can you tell me who will still care?
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Post by know ID yuh on Jul 16, 2011 10:42:30 GMT -8
I saw sparks fly, from the corner of my eye And when I turned, it was love at first sight I said please excuse me, I didn't catch your name Oh it'd be a shame not to see you again And just when I thought she was comin' to my door She whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she said I'm only seventeen, SEVENTEEN
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Post by emptyfox on Jul 16, 2011 11:05:27 GMT -8
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Post by Peter Gibbons on Jul 16, 2011 12:04:42 GMT -8
Now your young age could be a problem But that's bullshit like jaywalking
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Post by know ID yuh on Jul 16, 2011 12:30:11 GMT -8
Now you're young age could be a problem But that's bullshit like jaywalking You did misspell "you're", though. I put the joke in the 'your/my' basket instead of just being like "WRONG YOUR, DUDE." If quoting you out of context and making a grammar mistake or two eleven are your biggest concerns with me then maybe I have done something right considering most newer posters don't even get that much appreciation. Time for a lesson:
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