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Post by Space_Suitor on Apr 18, 2011 21:37:50 GMT -8
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Post by interstateeight on Apr 19, 2011 10:03:34 GMT -8
In the light of day, a tweaker may be hard to identify, but here are some easy-to-spot red flags to avoid:
• Does your neighbor's camp have one of those multi-colored rotating lights?
• Are there shirtless guys with tattoos walking around?
• Are they blasting Thievery Corporation?
• Is anybody wearing a jester hat?
Stay far, far away from these warning signs. I know that pale hipsters like to bitch about bros who walk around the campground without shirts on but get the fuck over yourselves. It's obscenely hot. And someone please confirm that no one at the Portland fucking Mercury has an embarrassing tattoo or twelve.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Apr 19, 2011 10:29:07 GMT -8
The Portland Mercury consists of nothing more than several full sleeve tattoos and a lofty sense of entitlement. That being said, I enjoy the letters to the editor, the fake gossip column, Savage Love, and the back page of comments.
Also, based on that description of "tweakers," it seems like whoever wrote that does not know what a tweaker is. A campsite with lights and a shirtless guy and some weird hats sounds pretty par for the course at Sasquatch. While it does seem likely there are high drugs, tweak is not it. And what tweaker would be able to enjoy/afford to go to Sasquatch anyway?
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Post by Space_Suitor on Apr 19, 2011 10:40:54 GMT -8
The Portland Mercury consists of nothing more than several full sleeve tattoos and a lofty sense of entitlement. That being said, I enjoy the letters to the editor, the fake gossip column, Savage Love, and the back page of comments. Also, based on that description of "tweakers," it seems like whoever wrote that does not know what a tweaker is. A campsite with lights and a shirtless guy and some weird hats sounds pretty par for the course at Sasquatch. While it does seem likely there are high drugs, tweak is not it. And what tweaker would be able to enjoy/afford to go to Sasquatch anyway? Perhaps the author had a frightening experience somewhere, while ICP played on the stereo in the background. (like a movie!)
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Post by Horned Gramma on Apr 19, 2011 10:45:22 GMT -8
The Merc recycles that same dumb article about Sasquatch every year and just rotates different trendy/current drug and style cliche jokes. I imagine it is written by a staffer who went to Sasquatch once like five years ago.
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Post by alex on Apr 19, 2011 11:27:49 GMT -8
Field Guide? More like a Failed Guide, AMIRITE!?
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Post by pvmtchiic on Apr 19, 2011 11:54:38 GMT -8
Field Guide? More like a Failed Guide, AMIRITE!? Righto.
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Post by Space_Suitor on Apr 19, 2011 12:42:20 GMT -8
Sorry you vets didn't like my link.
Hope this won't sully my chances of club initiation.
:/
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Post by interstateeight on Apr 19, 2011 12:44:52 GMT -8
Sorry you vets didn't like my link. Hope this won't sully my chances of club initiation. :/ Honest effort, you'll rebound.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Apr 19, 2011 12:45:33 GMT -8
My friend, you will have the absolute time of your life at Sasquatch, it is just that the Mercury does not do a very good job of capturing the spirit/experience.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Apr 19, 2011 12:49:07 GMT -8
Ii Sorry you vets didn't like my link. Hope this won't sully my chances of club initiation. :/ Honest effort, you'll rebound. Self-pity won't get you far, however.
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Post by Space_Suitor on Apr 19, 2011 13:52:07 GMT -8
So........what kind of beer do you guys drink?
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Post by Fig on Apr 19, 2011 13:57:14 GMT -8
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Post by StormyPinkness on Apr 19, 2011 13:57:31 GMT -8
So........what kind of beer do you guys drink? Come join the craft beer thread and you will see all types of beer.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Apr 19, 2011 13:59:02 GMT -8
So........what kind of beer do you guys drink? There's a thread for that, Switch.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Apr 19, 2011 14:00:05 GMT -8
LOL.
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Post by bradberad12 on Apr 19, 2011 14:08:27 GMT -8
The witty reference to date rape and roofies is fucking sweet! I totally know what you mean - my bros and I date rape chicks all the time, then we get together to drink beers and high five each other later. Once I was raping this girl and she FARTED. Hahahahaha!1!! Dude, I told that shit to my bro Andy and he blew beer out his nose. Date rape is totally the funniest shit EVER. There is no doubt in my mind that this quote, heavily dipped in sarcasm, was written by one Friendly Destroyer
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Apr 19, 2011 14:12:04 GMT -8
No not me.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Apr 19, 2011 14:24:40 GMT -8
Where is that quote from anyway?
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Post by StormyPinkness on Apr 19, 2011 14:32:53 GMT -8
It is from the bottom of the article linked on the first post of this thread. They give classifications of certain "types of people who are at Sasquatch" and their one for Ben Harper fans says they have roofies in their pockets.
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