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Post by StormyPinkness on Mar 13, 2011 14:14:24 GMT -8
On an unrelated note, this is like, the third thread to turn into the GUYZ thread. It's a man's man's man's man's man's man's world. |
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Post by Shaxspear III Esq. on Mar 14, 2011 18:08:07 GMT -8
This board just got 10x more glorious.
You see.... (cue montage music) My girlfriend and I have been together for a little over a year and a half. On our very first date, we got blackout drunk (2nd sign I knew we were meant for each other). She told me about a time in St. Lucia where she "claims" she saw pterodactyls in the sky. This sparked a hilarious debate. Fast forward a few months later- I came across a sexual innuendo (don't ask how) that refers to three gentleman and a lady (or another guy if you will) coupled with some noises and it is called performing a pterodactyl. We thought this was hilarious and it prompted me getting her a t-shirt that says "Pterodactyl?" on the back. Now after seeing that video, our trifecta of love is complete.
PS> I now have to do everything in my power to get her to wear that shirt at Sasquatch
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Post by Lump on Mar 14, 2011 20:02:44 GMT -8
Just while we're on the topic of disgusting yet hilarious things, y'all done seen cake farts right?
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Mar 14, 2011 20:04:02 GMT -8
Is that some way of referring to two girls one cup that I haven't heard yet?
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Post by Pea on Mar 14, 2011 20:05:49 GMT -8
Cake farts is disney compared to 2 girls 1 cup. It's pretty funny...in a, sick and twisted way. Just google it if you get curious.
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Post by Lump on Mar 14, 2011 20:07:47 GMT -8
Two girls one cup far outweighs with hilarious with disgusting. That's one of those videos where it's like "See how much you can watch of this before you puke."
Cakefarts is just hilarious and a little gross (warning: don't watch if you don't like 'dem sphincters.) I'm sure if you google it, it'll come up pretty fast. I've never actually looked it up myself though, it's mostly just seems to pop up at every party I go to.
Oh and obviously, NSFW.
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Post by interstateeight on Mar 14, 2011 20:37:10 GMT -8
Oh good we're talking about Cake Farts now. HEY GUYS WANNA SEE A PICTURE OF A MAN DOING OBSCENE THINGS WITH HIS ANUS?
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Post by Pea on Mar 14, 2011 20:47:07 GMT -8
Goatsestateeight
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Post by Blacksmile on Mar 14, 2011 20:50:50 GMT -8
Christ! When I mentioned the tranny midget porn thing I never expected it to come to this. E.T. porn, Pterodactl porn, cake farts and now TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP!!!
The most disturbing of the bunch...E.T. porn. The nastiest though...Two Girls, One Cup.
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Mar 14, 2011 20:52:04 GMT -8
Oh man, I've got to tell this story. When I was 19 my friends and I had made a screen saver of hot chicks to look at at the place we usually hung out. One day we decided to prank the computer's owner by replacing his desktop background with goatse. He never mentioned it to us and we thought that nothing was going to happen... Cut to a few days later, all of us sitting and watching said hot chick screensaver and smoking a bowl. The next picture flashes up, and my friend says "This is better than television!" Next picture: Guy with a telephone receiver in his ass. I fell off of my chair laughing my ass off and being completely disgusting at the same time. The thing that made it funny was the "this is better than television" came mere seconds before this picture flashed up. Touche, Chuck, touche.
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Post by Lump on Mar 14, 2011 21:01:30 GMT -8
Oh good we're talking about Cake Farts now. HEY GUYS WANNA SEE A PICTURE OF A MAN DOING OBSCENE THINGS WITH HIS ANUS? IT'S A GIRL KTHX |
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Post by Lump on Mar 14, 2011 21:02:18 GMT -8
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Post by interstateeight on Mar 14, 2011 21:39:22 GMT -8
Oh good we're talking about Cake Farts now. HEY GUYS WANNA SEE A PICTURE OF A MAN DOING OBSCENE THINGS WITH HIS ANUS? IT'S A GIRL KTHX I was pretty clearly referencing Goatse. The joke there: "Cake Farts is old and lame. So is Goatse." LOL LEMON PARTY GUYS |
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Mar 14, 2011 21:40:49 GMT -8
What about tubgirl yo? Or blue waffle... Can't forget blue waffle.
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Post by Pea on Mar 14, 2011 22:19:03 GMT -8
I'd like to consider myself intarnatz savvy but I've never heard of this blue waffle...
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Post by Pea on Mar 14, 2011 22:19:33 GMT -8
well that was gross.
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Mar 14, 2011 22:21:58 GMT -8
Mhmm
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Post by emptyfox on Mar 14, 2011 22:27:04 GMT -8
I've just heard the verbal description of said blue waffle. Even that was too much for me.
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Mar 14, 2011 22:36:53 GMT -8
Good choice.
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Post by checkerdude on Mar 15, 2011 2:12:07 GMT -8
So I just had a bout of W.....T.....F, after googling goatse, tubgirl and blue waffle in successive fashion. I also agree that ET is the weirdest and after viewing all of those nasty things I still think that 2 girls one cup is absolutely the grossest thing I have seen!
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