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Post by Pea on Apr 30, 2013 22:58:57 GMT -8
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toney
Baby Eating Ice Cream
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Post by toney on Apr 30, 2013 23:26:24 GMT -8
That one...that one caught me by surprise. I was so into thinking about how the size of the earth divided by the size of the universe is basically zero that I laughed at Jesus telling me to not masturbate.
**edited from being correct to incorrect, and then edited again to being correct again.**
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Post by Drew on May 1, 2013 7:45:14 GMT -8
The size of the universe is overwhelming. It's beyond comprehension really. That's why I believe there is, or has been or will be, intelligent life on other planets and that Jesus doesn't want any of them to masturbate.
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Post by Pea on May 1, 2013 7:55:48 GMT -8
Thinking there isn't life somewhere else, if not many other places in the UNIVERSE, is sillier than thinking a 2000 year old zombie doesn't want us to masturbate.
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Post by Pea on May 1, 2013 7:56:06 GMT -8
But that meme is fucking funny haha
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Post by Drew on May 1, 2013 8:00:53 GMT -8
Thinking there isn't life somewhere else, if not many other places in the UNIVERSE, is sillier than thinking a 2000 year old zombie doesn't want us to masturbate. I agree. But time is just as vast. The universe has been around for over 13 billion years. There has been intelligent life on earth for a fraction of that similarly small to how small the earth is in the universe. The improbability is that we'll ever encounter intelligent life. |
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Post by davers on May 1, 2013 8:30:24 GMT -8
I think I posted this somewhere here a few years ago, but it's the same idea as Pea's thing without jesus at the end. I figure some people still haven't seen it. You can zoom in and out. htwins.net/scale2/ |
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Post by Pea on May 1, 2013 8:31:53 GMT -8
No doubt. Our species will be long extint before (and if) any of our radio signals even ever reach any life capable of deciphering them. WE'RE BASICALLY ALONE.
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Post by Drew on May 1, 2013 8:41:55 GMT -8
I love thinking about this shit
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Post by Pea on May 1, 2013 9:10:08 GMT -8
I used to lay awake in bed as a kid debating the realities of the universe against religion, and it scared the shit out of me to the point that I would give myself stomach aches. No wonder my head is so fucked up as an adult. Kids shouldn't think like that.
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Post by Lump on May 1, 2013 18:47:49 GMT -8
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Post by emptyfox on May 1, 2013 20:27:06 GMT -8
Dude, that shit totally freaked me out. I'm supposed to want these?
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Post by Pea on May 1, 2013 20:59:33 GMT -8
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST   |
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Post by Shaxspear III Esq. on May 1, 2013 21:23:00 GMT -8
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Post by Lump on May 2, 2013 14:43:43 GMT -8
I swear these sound like liner notes on a Radiohead album. |
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Post by Fig on May 3, 2013 13:32:46 GMT -8
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Post by Fig on May 3, 2013 13:36:23 GMT -8
 Chuck is the best part of the NBA playoffs. |
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Post by Fig on May 3, 2013 13:49:05 GMT -8
 Hahaha! |
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Post by emptyfox on May 8, 2013 11:09:44 GMT -8
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Post by weenie on May 8, 2013 20:32:48 GMT -8
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