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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Feb 7, 2011 20:32:51 GMT -8
Weak Shit Superfan for mod!
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 7, 2011 20:43:01 GMT -8
Gunther and me have discussed this, actually. We both agree that I would NOT make a good moderator.
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Post by interstateeight on Feb 7, 2011 20:44:36 GMT -8
I know you were all curious, so here's the message Know sent me. Sorry if I'm violating your confidence, buddy:
"Dear Sexy,
Sometimes, when I'm moderating these boards, I get so lonely, and I wish I had a right hand man. Someone I can trust. Someone with a chiseled jawline and chest hair that would make a 70s Bond girl swoon right the fuck off her feet. Someone who isn't afraid to lay the banhammer on some petulant 14-year-old who found their way over here after Coachella sold out and is determined to treat the board like their own personal Livejournal despite your constant assertions that this is not, in fact, an individual's blog, but is in fact a web resource for the exchange of ideas, opinions, and insults.
I think you are that man.
Will you join me, I8, in ruling these fine boards? Together, we can stamp out repetitive threads. We can lay waste to people who abuse commas and the shift key. We can lay an unholy IP ban on squatchcreep. We can locate posts that demean or disparage the portrait of perfection that is Modest Mouse, and then we can sign those board members up for fetish porn. And I don't mean foot or bondage stuff. I mean shit that would make inhabitants of the filthiest clubs in the Castro wince.
If you think you're man enough for it, and let's be honest, if those dreamy yet steely eyes of yours are any indication, you are, then join me. I turgidly await your response.
xoxo, Your Fearless Leader
P.S. To show you that I am not joking, here is my greatest secret: I am Gunther."
Pretty weird huh?
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Post by interstateeight on Feb 7, 2011 20:45:00 GMT -8
Oh you son of a bitch you actually made it a word .
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Feb 7, 2011 20:46:13 GMT -8
The best part is in your sig, actually.
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Post by emptyfox on Feb 7, 2011 20:47:28 GMT -8
We can lay an unholy IP ban on squatchcreep. We can locate posts that demean or disparage the portrait of perfection that is Modest Mouse, and then we can sign those board members up for fetish porn. And I don't mean foot or bondage stuff. I mean shit that would make inhabitants of the filthiest clubs in the Castro wince. Give the man the job!
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 7, 2011 20:52:25 GMT -8
I just laughed my ass off. Maximum larfs.
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Post by know ID yuh on Feb 7, 2011 20:58:28 GMT -8
I know you were all curious, so here's the message Know sent me. Sorry if I'm violating your confidence, buddy: "Dear Sexy, Sometimes, when I'm moderating these boards, I get so lonely, and I wish I had a right hand man. Someone I can trust. Someone with a chiseled jawline and chest hair that would make a 70s Bond girl swoon right the fuck off her feet. Someone who isn't afraid to lay the banhammer on some petulant 14-year-old who found their way over here after Coachella sold out and is determined to treat the board like their own personal Livejournal despite your constant assertions that this is not, in fact, an individual's blog, but is in fact a web resource for the exchange of ideas, opinions, and insults. I think you are that man. Will you join me, Weak Shit Superfan, in ruling these fine boards? Together, we can stamp out repetitive threads. We can lay waste to people who abuse commas and the shift key. We can lay an unholy IP ban on squatchcreep. We can locate posts that demean or disparage the portrait of perfection that is Modest Mouse, and then we can sign those board members up for fetish porn. And I don't mean foot or bondage stuff. I mean shit that would make inhabitants of the filthiest clubs in the Castro wince. If you think you're man enough for it, and let's be honest, if those dreamy yet steely eyes of yours are any indication, you are, then join me. I turgidly await your response. xoxo, Your Fearless Leader P.S. To show you that I am not joking, here is my greatest secret: I am Gunther." Pretty weird huh? I mean this in all sincerity, that was the hardest I've ever laughed at any post on a web board. My gut is hurting.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 7, 2011 21:04:01 GMT -8
Hey Know, make me a mod.
I have a dill pickle in my mouth like a cigar in a gangster movie as I type this.
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Post by Catherine Sun Chips on Feb 8, 2011 5:05:43 GMT -8
Peatrick. That is all. (I'm really not sure he wants the responsibility, but he seems to fit the criteria pretty well.) I honestly thought Pea already was. I think he would make a good fit too--provided he wants it, of course!
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Post by Lump on Feb 8, 2011 5:52:12 GMT -8
I think the part of that that made me feel the most uncomfortable was, "I turgidly wait your response."
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squatchcreep
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Post by squatchcreep on Feb 8, 2011 10:11:17 GMT -8
Hey Know, make me a mod. I have a dill pickle in my mouth like a cigar in a gangster movie as I type this. Anyone that thinks this is funny should definitely be moderator..
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 8, 2011 10:15:24 GMT -8
Laugh it up, creep. Anyone that isn't Gunther would have banned you weeks ago, and there's about to be someone that isn't Gunther.
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Post by interstateeight on Feb 8, 2011 10:40:11 GMT -8
Laugh it up, creep. Anyone that isn't Gunther would have banned you weeks ago, and there's about to be someone that isn't Gunther.
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squatchcreep
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Post by squatchcreep on Feb 8, 2011 10:40:14 GMT -8
Laugh it up, creep. Anyone that isn't Gunther would have banned you weeks ago, and there's about to be someone that isn't Gunther. Take the dill out yo mouth bromontana. You won't get so much pick juice on the qwerty.. Sounded like a threat or wish to be moderator.. Most on here think your trailer park antics are lame.. Dude your almost 30.. Get some kids,wife & farm.. Then a few years later you can tell your kids about splashing people in the face with animal urine water balloons & the time you brought 20k glowsticks to bassnectar and got the party started..
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squatchcreep
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Post by squatchcreep on Feb 8, 2011 10:43:17 GMT -8
Laugh it up, creep. Anyone that isn't Gunther would have banned you weeks ago, and there's about to be someone that isn't Gunther.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 8, 2011 10:46:44 GMT -8
bored
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Post by know ID yuh on Feb 8, 2011 10:57:40 GMT -8
Sounds like this is going to happen. I'm hearing Peatrick and Lumpy saying they don't want it, and I8 sounds like he does. Is this correct? Anyone else (ignoring Hormed Gramma)?
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squatchcreep
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www.electricforestfestival.com
Posts: 248
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Post by squatchcreep on Feb 8, 2011 11:01:37 GMT -8
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 8, 2011 11:03:07 GMT -8
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