the best part of The Human Centipede was when what'sherface opened up the curtains to try to escape and the 'doctor' was standing there posed with his gun. I'd search out a screen-cap to illustrate this, but there's no way I'm going to google anything to do with that movie while at work.
Yeah, I wouldn't recommend that at all. When the trailer for Part II was released I watched it at my desk while on lunch. The older lady sitting next to me caught sight of it and was horrified. I should have waited until I got home.
I wouldn't be surprised if you are picturing me peeling a carrot with a staple gun.