I had a sip of a beer yesterday and almost hurled.
I also just walked into a wall in front of a client.
I'm pretty sure I should just go home. And never leave.
After attending Sasquatch/Bonnaroo in 2012 back to back, I literally drove out of Bonnaroo at 4 AM, arrived at my house in Nashville at 530, took a 2 hour nap then drove to work. Where I proceeded to have massive aches, chills, runny noses, nosebleeds and various other ailments.
Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on May 29, 2013 19:19:41 GMT -8
There was a group of bros/shebros in front of me during entry one time. They were busy flashing their butts and trying to get others to show their butts. One of the shebros had stuffed a bear so that it looked like the Leaning tower of Pisa sticking out of her ass which was only covered by bikini bottoms. She then annoying asked the yellowshirt "DID YOU REALLY FIND THE BEER IN MY BUTT?" three times when she was busted.
Overall it was funny in the way that you laugh at bros being dumb.
Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on May 29, 2013 18:17:48 GMT -8
When we were climbing by Banana Shack on the second day. I looked over and noticed two bros having a wrestling contest on the damp/muddy grass near where I had seen penis man violate people last year. Then suddenly they were cuddling and pawing at each others' face and giggling. It went from bro to cute really quickly.
Haha, that's fucking hilarious! I would also like to personally announce that I heard the us anthem more than the Canadian this year. So I guess if you hate the true north strong and free, stay at pregnant horse.
My accompaniment to the guitar anthem was pretty inspired. I made number 8 on Burrito's list of top 10 performances.