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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Aug 12, 2013 18:48:14 GMT -8
Hope you all had a great time! Thanks for the glowsticks Davers, it was awesome throwing/giving all those out. Apparently a bear got into the general camping area and tore open a tent and generally caused a rucus. See you next year! You can't just come up in here and drop that knowledge that Squamish had a Party Bear and get out of here without telling us more of the party bear. Was he fuzzy?
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Aug 12, 2013 18:46:06 GMT -8
I will literally be driving down to Portland on Saturday Night, I get off work at 6:30, will hop in my prepacked car, drive like hell to Portland, jump out of my car and get Figtastic. Then, I will drive back sometime on Sunday night, through bat country, where I will be either too peeled back to drive and Paul will carry on while I twerk randomly in the back of my car or I will be white knuckling myself to freedom, whereupon I will pass out and go to work on monday, with no one being the wiser.
Dats it mane.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Aug 12, 2013 18:42:41 GMT -8
Paul is driving down with me to do some stuff in Portland, if you need assistance Nick, just lemme know.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Aug 1, 2013 20:54:37 GMT -8
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Jul 29, 2013 19:53:51 GMT -8
"Chelsea, we know you're out there and this is for you". My ears perked at the sound of my name and I was so overwhelmed and shocked (and high) that I almost second guessed myself but Burrito/Matt/Megan said that's what it sounded like to them as well! They went on to play DEVO's Gates of Steel and said a few words about why it's important for the weirdos in the world not to give a fuck about what everyone else thinks, then went into One More Robot/Sympathy3000-21. IT WAS SO FUCKING COOL!!! The song sounded incredible live and it was deeply satisfying. You should have told me this happened. I thought I was just trippin
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Jul 29, 2013 15:45:58 GMT -8
Also Wayne irritates me beyond the point of enjoying the Lips. Sorry. I just zoned out everything that wasn't music.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Jul 29, 2013 14:17:12 GMT -8
A Phish show has its own laws... TWO ENTER ONE LEAVE
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Jul 29, 2013 13:10:32 GMT -8
My two youngest uncles went geocacheing in Germany at night, in the darkness one of them went into anaphalactic shock, (michael), Martin tried to give him the epipen but accidentally shot himself with the epipen. So Michael when full anaphylaxis, and Martin had to help rush him to the hospital. Martin developed a severe head ache and was admitted to the hospital as well. Today the head ache started to go away and they prepared to discharge him. He went to go shower and didn't come out, they checked up on him 20 minutes after they last saw him and found him collapsed in the shower. They rushed him into the surgery and found his brain was full of blood. He is brain dead and the machines are keeping him alive to prepare for the donation. They also brought Michael out of the coma shortly after Martin's death. He doesn't know his brother is dead. They are going to roll him over soon to say goodbye.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Jul 29, 2013 10:17:03 GMT -8
Another one of my uncles died today. My mama is inconsolable. I am numb. I want to cry so bad but I can't because I know I won't stop. Please nothing on facebook.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Jul 21, 2013 19:00:05 GMT -8
So you'll be of Montreal in August?
(see what I did there)
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Jul 21, 2013 18:59:38 GMT -8
I can't even tell if this is reality anymore. Was this a joke thread 2 months in the making?
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Sooo Wet
Jul 20, 2013 21:19:25 GMT -8
via mobile
Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Jul 20, 2013 21:19:25 GMT -8
Can't capitalize, can't use punctuation, and proud of just drinking all weekend. Sounds like you had a brodeo.
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Sooo Wet
Jul 20, 2013 10:52:44 GMT -8
via mobile
Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Jul 20, 2013 10:52:44 GMT -8
You seem to be fixated on vaginas. Are you perchance overcompensating for something, bro lo el cuñado?
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Sooo Wet
Jul 19, 2013 15:28:28 GMT -8
via mobile
Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Jul 19, 2013 15:28:28 GMT -8
I was going to post a reaction image to the words "wet vagine" but I couldn't find any pictures of 9 yeear old bros giggling about using words on the internet.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Jul 18, 2013 10:09:58 GMT -8
I'd go for Andrew WK
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Jul 17, 2013 21:18:14 GMT -8
I like to consider myself naked at all times, that I'm just rubbing on various clothes, objects, etc. "Yeah, take that, shirt! Feel these nips. The spice must flow." Did you know my name is a killing word?
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Jul 17, 2013 18:35:25 GMT -8
I like to consider myself naked at all times, that I'm just rubbing on various clothes, objects, etc.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Jul 17, 2013 10:03:49 GMT -8
Confirming that I will be pulling out of the event due to work commitments.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Jul 13, 2013 13:10:37 GMT -8
There is now a 90% chance I won't make it because I will probably have to work on the 17th.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Jul 11, 2013 19:48:53 GMT -8
I just got confirmation that I won't be working until 11pm on Aug 18th (unless I get a new job before then but I'll still have the weekend off regardless) so I can definitely come down now. If any Canadians wanna carpool, let me know. Newest Line Up addition: A KY Messy Slip 'n Slide will be featured at the PDXstravDr. Garbanzoanzapealooza II: Electric Boogalooza festival grouds.
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