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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on May 6, 2014 15:40:08 GMT -8
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on May 6, 2014 14:54:01 GMT -8
This is too easy if you really want to know a troubling decision let me tell you about:
A WORLD WHERE MEN CANT BE IN TENTS
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on May 5, 2014 13:57:55 GMT -8
This post brought to you by the toilet.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on May 5, 2014 13:56:33 GMT -8
I've mostly wanted to kick rocks today because of the fucking demonic aura and smells that are coming out of my butt. Jesup Christ
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on May 4, 2014 23:06:00 GMT -8
The idea of "going postal" refers to any worker who due to job stress freaks out, and actually refers to a mass murder incident in the Edmond, Oklahoma post office when a relief carrier (fill in postman) cracked up and killed 14 people. This happened in 1986 when Ronnie Raygun was in the process of trying to dismantle most of the federal government, including the post office. Lots of downsizing and long hours, and some decent middle class jobs went bye, bye. And I would argue that most mail people aren't lazy either, just overworked. I guess you can start paying Amazon to fly your wristband to you - maybe it will come with an automatic tightener, so you won't need to expend any effort to make sure its fastened. At least you will avoid having to deal with those irritating underpaid leaches in the post office... I owe you a beer or something if I meet you at Sasquatch. Not a lot of people are willing to call out the bullshit of Ronald "High Treason" Raygun and how he systemically started the Great Collapse of the American government over 30 years ago.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on May 4, 2014 23:02:55 GMT -8
I still have a vial of either Molasses or Honey from last year that Pea found near his camp that I somehow pocketed. Still haven't used any of it, because it might have unknown chips.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on May 2, 2014 20:08:36 GMT -8
Wayne Coyne
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on May 2, 2014 17:48:23 GMT -8
Drew's avatar is the closest to real life. I beg to differ.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on May 2, 2014 17:29:24 GMT -8
I are chips openly in the cliff house while servers gave me whiskey. For reals. It's heaven at sasquatch.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on May 1, 2014 18:25:51 GMT -8
Congratulations, Cysquatch! I had no idea! When is the due date? WILDBURGER! I finally got this.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on May 1, 2014 17:33:27 GMT -8
Why is Wakarusa even using a Sasquatch as a mascot? Everyone knows that the Sasquatch comes from the Cascades and the northern rockies. Jesus Christ, the South, get it together.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on May 1, 2014 16:39:54 GMT -8
You know that Wakarusa is that 2700 miles away from most of us here.
Edit: My bad you're only around 2100 miles away which makes you about 1900 more miles away than what 95% of the board would travel for a subpar version of Bonnaroo.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on May 1, 2014 9:22:53 GMT -8
So following a sporting event, even if it's a team you've followed all your life, doesn't make sense at Sasquatch, only because you don't like sports? I never said I don't like sports. I don't like watching most sports other than Rugby, Hockey, and the Seahawks. A comparable relation for me would be politics, international affairs, congressional votes, etc. I straight up try to leave it behind at the entrance to Bonnaroo, Sasquatch, etc. An example of this would be in 2012. One of my friends and someone I mentored while a cadet in ROTC, his Kiowa Scout help was shot down and killed in Afghanistan the day before Bonnaroo. I had to leave it at the campground. I didn't want to take the bad vibes with me. I knew his wife, his children, his family, I had worked with him for nearly 4 years. There's just some things you shouldn't take with you when you enter the cave. To me, everything that is not happening right where you are at that moment of time at Sasquatch,Bonnaroo, Coachella, etc., is completely and utterly meaningless and has no power or influence over your life at the moment. Now imagine watching that team you followed your entire life get crushed that very morning, night, etc. Why would you want that possibility to ruin your fun time when you could be lounging back, staring up at a beautiful morning sky at a beautiful venue, and munching on the biggest corn chip you ever damn saw. That's my two cents on that. I think it's a decent way to live given the short amount of time we have to live.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 30, 2014 20:13:52 GMT -8
Posting the truth is shit talking now? Depends on how you define "truth." If you want to fuck with me, I'm game. You're out of your league though. Start popping the corn all. I don't want to fuck with anyone. It's just a matter of perspective to some but from a subjective point of view I think my statement wins out. For me, deciding to monitor anything outside of a camping/non-city music festival is an exercise in futility. You either will have to put in extra effort, planning, or dedicate time commitments to work out a means to watch a game/event/match etc. You're taking away from the experience you should have when you tune in, turn on, drop out, to one fettered with commitments to outside events that just do not matter in that moment. Go with the flow, drop what you brought at the edge of the campground and pick it up when you leave.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 30, 2014 19:43:16 GMT -8
Posting the truth is shit talking now?
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 30, 2014 18:43:57 GMT -8
I had to fix Chubbystackz' sig for her.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 30, 2014 18:11:54 GMT -8
Going to Sasquatch this year and I'm wondering if someone could tell me about the View Bar as I haven't been able to find any information on it. I ask because I am a big soccer fan and was wondering if they have TV's where they could show the UEFA Champion's League final? It's on Saturday May 24th at 11:45 am so I imagine at least some people would be willing to watch it since there is nothing really going on at that time. If anyone else has any alternatives for watching the match on site or in the campgrounds I would be glad to hear them! If the BCers made it through when the Canucks were in the playoffs you can make it without a game of football. Why on earth would you go to a music festival and watch something that literally has no impact on your life at that very moment while you're surrounded by wonderful music and a great view.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 30, 2014 14:12:22 GMT -8
Look at my sweet friend. It's her first time. Melts my heart. Is your friend semi aquatic? She has webbing on her hand.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 30, 2014 9:54:13 GMT -8
I found out last summer that most of what I can get into a festival can fit into one of those cheap drawstring backpacks, so I decided to pass on the lockers. The only thing I ever worry about is sunglasses. I even tried buying cheap ones, and they can broken in a day. I already got around that by buying a hard case for sunglasses. I do worry about my little camera, but I think if I keep it in the case and wrap it in a shirt or something it'll be ok too. I get too chipped out to worry about that shit. All I need now is a slip with my info and I'll be golden. No need to constantly check pockets, carry cash, etc.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 29, 2014 15:39:44 GMT -8
I'm going to play the 90 ' s radio station the entire time while nick is in the car.
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