For the record, I got an email back from the RFID squad at Sasquatch:
"The idea is to register the wristband under the name of person wearing it. This allows us to help people at the Box Office should a problem arises with the wrist for which they are not the original purchaser. Seeing how your wife is wearing the wristband, I will assume you are both going together to the festival? should she have any problems with the wristband over the weekend you would need to accompany her to the Box Office as we will be able to help you as the registered owner."
I'm registering Burrito's ticket as Gorgon the World Eater.
When people attend Sasquatch for the first time, are those who have been there once already always so condescending to newbies? Or is this the nature of the people who are active online months before? It is actually so rude, I am shocked! I definitely will not be using this board anymore knowing that at some point the newbies will be shamed for their questions. Kind of the opposite of what a music festival is all about.
Very uncool! I am really hoping this isn't the vibe when I get there.
I was only shamed like once, it's kind of how this world works, you get razzed a few times, prove your bong chops and then are accepted. I don't know anyone on this board who is rude to people in real life without the other people doing something to instigate it.
My dudes. This is really more of a freak-the-fuck-out rather than a kicking rocks situation, but earlier today I was at my local dude's house, I'm on the toilet blindly reaching for the TP, I bring it down for business and then what in the fuck do I see but a huge black spider about the size of a quarter and it's an inch away from my dick. I jumped like 3 feet in the air with my pants down. Shit was insane. Never again will I poop in the dark.
This is why I always lift the seat with my big toe.