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Post by CalmYoTits on May 22, 2013 9:20:53 GMT -8
The downside of having an awesome Sasquatch travel buddy who doesn't have her license and doesn't know how to drive stick. She is excellent company though. Last year my Sasquatch playlist got into a Bon Iver rut and I was looking fall asleep at the wheel-y, she immediately put on some loud metal to wake me the fuck up.
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Post by CalmYoTits on May 22, 2013 9:04:30 GMT -8
You as well!! Don't get to the point of Red Bull consumption where your vision starts to shake. I try to stop when my hands tremble.
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Post by CalmYoTits on May 22, 2013 8:56:02 GMT -8
Sounds good! We'll be leaving ahead of you so I'll let you know where we end up crashing (hopefully not in the literal sense, I hate driving through the mountains in the rain)
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Post by CalmYoTits on May 22, 2013 8:47:57 GMT -8
Oh, and I AM EXCITED FOR SASQUATCH! (6 hours of unproductive pining for the Gorge, commence!)
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Post by CalmYoTits on May 22, 2013 8:47:12 GMT -8
We're leaving promptly after work at 5pm today and starting the drive. We might stop over in Cranbrook for the night, or Coeur d'Alene depending on my Red Bull intake. If we end up staying in Cranbrook, saranater you are welcome to crash on our motel floor instead of your car, if you like. We're pretty cool people.
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Post by CalmYoTits on May 21, 2013 12:49:57 GMT -8
Last year we lucked out and were camped near some people with a huge Jager flag - that definitely helped so this year we made our own. If you see a tie-dyed flag fashioned out of a cut-up pillow case that is advertising the presence of not one, but two s.assy betches, you should probably come say hello.
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Post by CalmYoTits on May 21, 2013 10:42:32 GMT -8
Rusko is definitely the most bass drop trigger happy option, but there is no way in hell I'm missing the Postal Service just to flail to some womps. I will be saving my sticks for Walking on a Dream, it just feels right.
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Post by CalmYoTits on May 21, 2013 10:09:50 GMT -8
Last year my friend and I packed everything up Monday afternoon before heading down to the venue, then we left right after Nero (one of the last sets). We didn't have too much trouble getting the car out, we asked one guy to move his car back like 6 inches in the afternoon because it looked a little tight. We drove to Seattle and didn't have any trouble with traffic, moreso with trying to not fall asleep at the wheel. Hit a McDicks on the way, met some other Sasquatchers who immediately pegged us based on the glowsticks in our hair, sunburns and random paint smears all over our legs. Drank some coffee, hit the road again and made it to Seattle alive.
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Post by CalmYoTits on May 21, 2013 9:50:28 GMT -8
To mirror all these sentiments:
I am excited about Sasquatch! I'm getting zero work done. Ohmygod we leave tomorrow evening!!
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Post by CalmYoTits on Feb 15, 2013 14:05:38 GMT -8
Sorry, that wasn't very clear. That was my attempt to write out the Alphabet song phonetically, to differentiate between the American "zee" and the Canadian "zed".
And yes, you're quite right. You don't bathe* in a public toilet area, but you do wash in one
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Post by CalmYoTits on Feb 15, 2013 13:44:49 GMT -8
The funniest looking. Imagine Rowan Atkinson and Cher's love child. That's me.
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Post by CalmYoTits on Feb 15, 2013 13:34:40 GMT -8
Are you sure you're not accidentally calling it the Tinkle-Tinkle-Ha-Ha room? I might have to start calling it that! I think I usually call it the washroom, and in Vegas the response is always "the WHAT?" Maybe I'll start calling it the Honey Bucket or the Thunder Closet to identify kindred Sasquatch spirits.
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Post by CalmYoTits on Feb 15, 2013 13:24:46 GMT -8
Do you spell tire like tyre? This is just genuine curiosity. Tire. Pyjamas. Although I know a ton of Canadians who are very un-Canadian in their spellings: color, honor, center pajamas, "double-you, ex, why and zee" etc. etc. I have a question as well, and this is also genuine curiosity. Why do Americans look at me so funny when I ask for the washroom or the bathroom? I know you don't bath in a public toilet area, but you don't rest either!
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Post by CalmYoTits on Feb 14, 2013 19:54:42 GMT -8
*crickets*
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Post by CalmYoTits on Feb 14, 2013 16:37:40 GMT -8
Important fact of the internet: there is a porn niche for everythingI'm aware of this rule. I mean, a teenaged girl got Internet "famous" for sucking her own tampon like a goddamn sucker. I shouldn't have been surprised by bang bus
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Post by CalmYoTits on Feb 14, 2013 15:41:27 GMT -8
And just to put calmyotits's mind at ease, no one actually tried to organize a bang bus in the google sense. Oh thank goodness! Also, just to be clear: I have not a single thing against Sasquatch sex (take that how you will - do I mean sex at Sasquatch or just hairy, unwashed sex in general? I'll never tell). It just isn't exactly up to porno standards to be romping whilst covered in glow-stick fluid and spilt beer. Actually, there's probably already porn niche for exactly that, so nevermind.
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Post by CalmYoTits on Feb 14, 2013 14:10:21 GMT -8
A bang bus is exactly what it sounds like and should never be googled. I know this now, but I still don't understand why someone would try to coordinate a Sasquatch bang bus. Besides being super fucking creepy and weird, don't they know that most girls at Sasquatch (at least the ones I hang out with) are unshowered, hungover, unshaved, sunburnt and sleep-deprived? I know I don't look super bangable when in festival mode.
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Post by CalmYoTits on Feb 14, 2013 13:52:34 GMT -8
Babies don't look at porn, they're babies! This is my excuse. Porn scares me. I tried to protect my psyche by imagining a bus playing "banging'" music because that would make a lot more sense given the context.
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Post by CalmYoTits on Feb 14, 2013 13:33:10 GMT -8
Ew I just googled bang bus. Why is this a thing people try to start at Sasquatch? So many questions..
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Post by CalmYoTits on Feb 13, 2013 22:57:12 GMT -8
Senior year of undergrads
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