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Post by nater on Feb 5, 2013 18:16:03 GMT -8
New rule: 1) anyone showing up to the yet to be named beach ball event must be wearing water wings WJs for all!!
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Post by nater on Feb 5, 2013 18:07:53 GMT -8
THREADJACK COMPLETE
PUN INTENDED
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Post by nater on Feb 5, 2013 18:06:11 GMT -8
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Post by nater on Feb 5, 2013 18:05:27 GMT -8
I'll be hosting the blowpacalypse Thursday night in the camp grounds. That's probably a much better idea than Monday night. Good to see you've given this some thought. SO FREASH AND SO CLEAN CLEAN
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Post by nater on Feb 5, 2013 18:02:45 GMT -8
NO HJS
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Post by nater on Feb 5, 2013 18:02:22 GMT -8
Why are my players all ninnies? TAKE AN EFFING PENALTY ALREADY.
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Post by nater on Feb 5, 2013 18:00:28 GMT -8
I'll be hosting the blowpacalypse Thursday night in the camp grounds.
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Post by nater on Feb 5, 2013 17:56:10 GMT -8
But like, it's so simple. Girls parts have hidden compartments and secret buttons and stuff, penises are very upfront about the whole situation. My vagina has an interpretive centre and guided tours. /recycledjoke
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Post by nater on Feb 5, 2013 17:55:01 GMT -8
ANY J IS ACCEPTABLE AS LONG AS IT GETS THE J DONE HAVE YOU SEEN A MAN GIVE HIMSELF A J? I CAN NOT REPLICATE THAT. I PROVIDE OTHER JS.
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Post by nater on Feb 5, 2013 17:14:06 GMT -8
As much as I hate cheering against calgary..... WHAT THE FUCK JIMMY HOWARD. WORST GOALIE SELECTION EVER. Please stop sucking dick. Kthx.
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Post by nater on Feb 5, 2013 17:12:03 GMT -8
INFLATULENCE... and we have to inflate all the balls/whales/sex dolls strictly with farts. Fun until they pop! Or poop...
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Post by nater on Feb 5, 2013 17:11:40 GMT -8
INFLATULENCE... and we have to inflate all the balls/whales/sex dolls strictly with farts. Seconded.
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Post by nater on Feb 5, 2013 16:50:13 GMT -8
I'm so happy/excited right now I might actually vomit. I just found out I got short listed for one of the schools I applied to and am invited to a phone interview this week.
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Post by nater on Feb 5, 2013 16:45:18 GMT -8
Sure - though I think the debate and acknowledgement of its insensitivity at least balances that.
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Post by nater on Feb 5, 2013 16:42:38 GMT -8
I am torn between a general sense of decency and the sense that I get from the fact that everyone is all like BALLOCAUST LOL that I'd be pulling rank if I straight deleted this thread and told tj to try again. It is not appropriate. The apocalypse is something that we can joke about and employ for plays on words, whereas the Holocaust is essentially off-limits for pretty much any conversation we might ever need to have on this board. Someone help me out with this one. No delete required. Just change the title.
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Post by nater on Feb 5, 2013 16:29:17 GMT -8
Holocaust puns: the only unworthy puns. Fuck.
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Post by nater on Feb 5, 2013 0:37:08 GMT -8
Hmmph. The team I'm coaching this spring is supposed to be at a tournament in Spokane the same weekend as Sasq. This is going to look awfully bad.
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Post by nater on Feb 4, 2013 23:50:18 GMT -8
NOTHING IS TENACIOUS D BIG
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Post by nater on Feb 4, 2013 23:49:20 GMT -8
I'm fairly certain he would find it arousing...
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Post by nater on Feb 4, 2013 23:45:29 GMT -8
We all still love ya buddy :] Speak for yourself. Motion to tar and feather Pea at Sasq.
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