Wahh wahh wahh. This isn't Sasquatch, lady, this is the fucking internet. I know you think you've put your self in the position of being the "board mom", but I'm here to tell you this board doesn't need a mom.
Funny how you decide to declare yourself the moral standard when two days ago you were pimping your daughter. "I'm old, but I'm cool! But rather than let that speak for itself, here's a picture of my two hot daughters who will be hanging out with me at my campsite all weekend!" Get over yourself, you ridiculous windbag.
And you sir are the biggest internet douche of them all. Seriously, I shake my head every single time I see one of your dumbass posts.
You are the very reason they invented birth control, you even look like a dunce.
I can't believe people on here put up with your crap.
Every year people in western Canada go houseboating in the Shuswaps in B.C.
Basically it's these giant boats that have been modified to sleep anywhere between 10-25 people. We usually head out for long weekends, leaving Friday and coming back Monday. For 4 days it's just one big party out on the water/beach. During the day you push out onto the water and spend the day drinking/relaxing/partying and whatever else you feel like doing(this year we're bringing Jet skis!) and then at night you pull into one of the beaches and party your ass off all night.
It's truly one of the most fun things I have ever done in my life and can't wait to go this year. Last year we went twice and they were both the highlights of the summer! The first trip we were THE boat every day/night and had an epic foam party with close to 150 people on our boat at one time. On the second trip the highlight was all the topless/naked women running around. We spent the weekend playing volleyball/beersby and partying with them, it was hilarious.
Anyways, here's a few pics t give you an idea
I'm the one in the funky blue glasses in the middle.