This might be a good time to mention that about a month ago, I was going to start a thread about how boarders would abuse their powers if they were a mod, and I went on to basically roast the entire board. Then I sobered up, and thought it was in bad taste.
Since I thought about it again just now, my abusing mod powers in regards to you was to replace selected posts of yours with a picture of your avatar with the mouth moving, and the words, "blah blah blah, arrrrg, blah blah blah," coming out.
Fuck me, I didn't get tickets. I don't have enough funds currently and haven't received confirmation from my friend (and my ride) that he'll even be available to go. DAMN DAMN DAMN. Hope to hell I can find some 29-30 passes without spending too much.
YES! everyone needs to work on their chicken dances. starting...... NOW!
My date and I had a few too many at a company Christmas party once. Our HR lady was married to a Mexican. This prompted me and my date to ask him, "Does this offend you?"
Needless to say, seeing the HR person the next Monday was grand. To this day he still knows me as the chicken guy. I'm sure he means it to be a bit more fbelt sandering, but his English isn't all that good.
I knew someone in high school who thought her passenger door was broken. 4 months later, homie goes to look at it, and... lo and behold, locked the whole time!
At least her car doors locked. When I was in high school my doors rarely locked. When it got too cold, they rarely shut. You haven't lived until you make a hard left across traffic onto a busy street and have your passenger door swing wide open. I got very accustomed to driving with a bungee cord across my lap connecting the two doors together. In the ghettooooooooooo.