mrlahey
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Post by mrlahey on May 30, 2013 1:22:41 GMT -8
HEY Dr. Garbanzo Ok, so I'm going to explain this. On Friday morning (probably about 5am) Dr. Garbanzo and Burrito found their way into our campsite before anyone else was out of their tents and decided to have a seat and go on and on about who the fuck knows what. At some point they were arguing about Burrito's claim that he's never farted in his entire life, so you get the idea. A little bit later one of my campmates joined them and they were discussing the sand storm that blew through Coachella this year. My campmate then says he's pretty sure those giant sand walls are called a "haboob." This sends Dr. Garbanzo into one of the most obnoxiously hilarious laughing spells I've ever heard from him, and just about everyone else in every tent started laughing after that as well. Dr. Garbanzo tells him over and over that there's no fucking way that it's called an "h-a-boob," all while he's sitting on his phone trying to get the internet to work to prove it. After about 15 minutes of this delirious laughter from Dr. Garbanzo, my friend finally wiki's haboob and sure as shit that's exactly what it was. This sends everyone into an even bigger uproar and ended up being one of the funniest starts to a festival morning that I can ever remember. Starts with an H and ends with a Boob. Best shit ever! I also thought that not farting conversation was a dream until I read this, good fucking times. Also, also, IT WAS BEST WHEN the fucking f-16 jets were mobbing through and fox kept pooping this gem.
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Post by mrlahey on May 29, 2013 9:39:58 GMT -8
I wish I could of caught it on film. Dude was on the ground for a solid 5 minutes.
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Post by mrlahey on May 29, 2013 9:20:44 GMT -8
Some super drunk kid using a Canidian flag as a cape was running backwards in the no bag line being loud and obnoxious. Dude turned around just in time to thoroughly smash his genitals not only on the front of the railing that was separating the lines but up onto the top of the rail where he sat for a few seconds trying to reach his feet to the ground. One of the funniest things I have ever witnessed.
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Post by mrlahey on May 28, 2013 15:32:22 GMT -8
In no specific order
CHVRCHES The Presets Disclosure P.O.S. Holy Ghost Sigur Rós Edward Nutsack Nancy & Beth Death Grips Matthew Dear Alt-J
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Post by mrlahey on May 28, 2013 15:20:26 GMT -8
Me too!! Everyone I met was ALL OF THE AWESOME!
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Post by mrlahey on May 28, 2013 14:10:28 GMT -8
Best Sasquatch out of the 6 I have attended.
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Post by mrlahey on May 23, 2013 8:21:36 GMT -8
EXCITE!!
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Post by mrlahey on May 22, 2013 9:19:07 GMT -8
I would spend an extra 200 and get a Superticket off of bitchhub.
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Post by mrlahey on May 21, 2013 22:55:49 GMT -8
Ahahaha! I am going to attempt to finish it in the morning but if it is taking too long I am saying fuck it. I will be bringing the one from last year though.
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Post by mrlahey on May 21, 2013 22:49:13 GMT -8
More than likely going to scrap trying to finish this by Thursday, it is stressing me the fuck out.
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Post by mrlahey on May 21, 2013 12:00:22 GMT -8
I am very stressed the fuck out about Sasquatch.
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Post by mrlahey on May 21, 2013 11:41:20 GMT -8
You can get VIP for around 700 on stubhub.
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Post by mrlahey on May 21, 2013 8:42:11 GMT -8
I have that same turtle at my parents house.
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Post by mrlahey on May 20, 2013 13:15:15 GMT -8
Got 2!
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Post by mrlahey on May 20, 2013 10:35:33 GMT -8
If I know what he's like at all, he'll be wanting to put on an incredible show for his home state festival and everyone in the crowd will be full of energy on the first night. I have seen him 6 times and I know without a doubt the above statement is 100% true.
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Post by mrlahey on May 18, 2013 22:06:26 GMT -8
Judging by that If I said my wristband was at will call will the let me into the campground without it?
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Post by mrlahey on May 18, 2013 12:47:36 GMT -8
I fucked up this year.
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Post by mrlahey on May 18, 2013 9:29:19 GMT -8
I need 2.
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Post by mrlahey on May 18, 2013 9:04:23 GMT -8
AND I AM PROBABLY ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE ON HERE THAT ACTUALLY USES ECIGS!
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Post by mrlahey on May 18, 2013 9:03:24 GMT -8
Yes.
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