evanisovich
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Post by evanisovich on Feb 17, 2011 19:11:19 GMT -8
The porta-potties at Wildhorse are changed out [or new ones unlocked] every two hours or so. I can't tell you how nice it is to utilize a fresh Honey Bucket.
Good God, I totally went there.
Also, I have the curse of being a wicked light sleeper, so I enjoy Wildhorse.
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Post by emptyfox on Feb 17, 2011 19:12:28 GMT -8
poop
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Post by Catherine Sun Chips on Feb 18, 2011 22:18:26 GMT -8
Woah, woah, woah. Why is everyone hating on the Honey Buckets?! They're really not that bad! Trust me, I am a total girly-girl. But, I don't mind rolling up my sleeves, getting dirty, and going camping. I shelled out the extra bucks for premiere camping last year and the toilets were not bad at all. They were very clean. Even the ones in the fest were pretty decent. My only complaint was the lines at times, but that is to be expected.
If Wild Horse's redeeming factor is the "nicer" toilets, I fail to see the reason for secluding yourself across the venue for that.
Oh well.
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Post by Fig on May 30, 2012 2:01:54 GMT -8
Let the records show that it has been decided if I somehow don't manage to fuck up my relationship by next sasquatch, Lucy and I will be joining Drew and Audrey in Wild Horse. It pains me to say this, yes, but in exchange I have secured at least one promised night of debauchery in District 9 and to be spared when Putin rides shirtless upon the Soviet war bears into combat against the capitalist pig dogs here in the US. Canada, you're fucked as well what with the receeding ice caps exposing mineral deposits and all. I'll try and work out amnesty for all of us boarders but she seems to have quite an affinity for Canadians so they may be the only ones spared with me.
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Post by weenie on May 30, 2012 5:35:08 GMT -8
Yeah we're definitely going back there next year. I had a blast in general but I think Robbie's getting a little too old for that shit. No polar ice cap melting in my case but we should all try to get close by to each other. WILD FUCKING BURGERS FOR THE WIN!!!
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Post by Drew on May 30, 2012 7:26:02 GMT -8
Holy shit I feel like my team just signed the top two free agents in the league.
WILD HORSE 2013 WHO'S WITH US!!?!?!?!?!
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Post by Pea on May 30, 2012 7:43:30 GMT -8
Never
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 30, 2012 8:10:38 GMT -8
Holy shit I feel like my team just signed the top two free agents in the league. Let's not count any chickens just yet. Let the records show that it has been decided if I somehow don't manage to fuck up my relationship by next sasquatch, I'm only messin' around with ya Fig! Lucy's a super rad girl. Speaking of boarder's girlfriend's at Sasquatch I was told that one of the boarder's was in a "long distance relationship" with a girl from Moscow. When I saw her I was blabbing on forever about how cool it was that she made the trip all the way over to the Gorge and that it must've been a long one. Because I don't speak-ah de American I thought I was talking to someone from Russia. She's from Moscow, Idaho.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 30, 2012 8:13:04 GMT -8
Poor Weenie and Rob had to camp by the Red Bull party dance tent. Talk about District 9 throwing some serious shock and awe at you for its stark contrast to the frolicking bunnies in the meadows of Wild Horse. You guys did it though!
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Post by wonk on May 30, 2012 9:54:21 GMT -8
Let the records show that it has been decided if I somehow don't manage to fuck up my relationship by next sasquatch, Lucy and I will be joining Drew and Audrey in Wild Horse. You are planning on having children already?
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Post by Pea on May 30, 2012 10:00:41 GMT -8
District 9 is SO MUCH fucking fun. It pains me that some of you dislike it so much. Sure it's a total shit-show, but it's nothing a little melatonin and some ear plugs can't fix.
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Post by Jefferin Jeffotash on May 30, 2012 10:20:02 GMT -8
I got in to district 9 early the first night...It was rowdy the first night but almost too quiet the other evenings, it was eeeeeeerie until i realized that everyone was in the central area, or elsewhere in the camp...
My only beef is that they pulled a couple of nests of buckets to move them to the central plaza, so it was a journey in the middle of the morning/night fully drunk and half asleep...
All and all I only experienced a couple of ugh moments but they were well maintained the whole weekend...
extra: when the door says "CHICKEN FOOT M'FERS" it most likely has a chicken foot in the urinal...
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Post by lisamcanada on May 30, 2012 10:48:42 GMT -8
I know that I will be forking out the cash for premier or wildhorse next year. I like to party in the morning before the festival and at the festival but after I like to rest so I can do it all again the next day. Dubstep 2am dance parties next to my tent did not make me happy... I just do not do that many drugs any more...
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Post by Pea on May 30, 2012 11:11:31 GMT -8
The people on drugs late at night aren't the loud and obnoxious assholes. It's the college kids wearing neon that only drink all weekend that are up late screaming and blasting music. The druggies are too busy giggling in their camp chairs or wandering around on explorations.
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Post by lisamcanada on May 30, 2012 11:15:45 GMT -8
The people on drugs late at night aren't the loud and obnoxious assholes. It's the college kids wearing neon that only drink all weekend that are up late screaming and blasting music. The druggies are too busy giggling in their camp chairs or wandering around on explorations. well whoever they are... the only times i can ever remember staying up that late blasting music are times when I was on an all night MDMA bender. We definitely had an area of the campsite that was full of 20-25 year olds so maybe that was the main issue. I was expecting it to be noisy but not quite as noisy as it was.
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Post by wompwomp on May 30, 2012 11:22:01 GMT -8
ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE DISTRICT 9!!! No way I am going to Wild Horse.
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Post by chud on May 30, 2012 11:23:38 GMT -8
I recall wishing I had purchased a Wildhorse campsite when we pulled up Friday afternoon to the biggest logjam I've ever experienced at the gorge. Everyone inside the horse were drinking and frisbeeing and I was sitting in traffic.
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Post by wompwomp on May 30, 2012 11:24:33 GMT -8
I recall wishing I had purchased a Wildhorse campsite when we pulled up Friday afternoon to the biggest logjam I've ever experienced at the gorge. Everyone inside the horse were drinking and frisbeeing and I was sitting in traffic. Fuuuuuuuuuck I was in that, it was brutal. Over an hour and a half to get in.
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Post by chud on May 30, 2012 11:26:39 GMT -8
Our wait was about 2.5. I ended up drinking a six-pack.
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Post by davers on May 30, 2012 11:45:35 GMT -8
I have no idea what happened with that line. A girl who was going to camp with us got there 20 minutes before us and pulled off to the side. We caught her an hour later. We got to the part of the road where they everyone into 7ish lines and check tickets and stuff. We pondered if we could make a quick run to the Honey Buckets without it moving. We did, all of us, 1 by 1. Then we drank with everyone else in the line. Then I went pee, AGAIN. We didn't move an inch in 25 minutes. None of the lines did. Then all of the sudden it started flowing again.
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